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MARTIN: [tearfully] I’m not crying! Your smoke got in my eyes.
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[Door opens]
DOUGLAS: How did it go?
MARTIN: Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! ...Arthur?
DOUGLAS: Well, anything you say five times is obviously true.
ARTHUR: Yes, Skipper?
MARTIN: Right, right. Arthur, did you see me inform Mr. Lehman about our non-smoking policy?
ARTHUR: Er. Well, I wasn’t – I wasn’t really looking. I mean… I certainly didn’t notice if he made you cry. Or not. I mean, he probably didn’t.
MARTIN: I was not crying. His smoke got in my eyes.
DOUGLAS: [singing] Smoke gets in your eyes…
MARTIN: Shut up, Douglas! Now, Arthur, we’ve already had one fire scare on this trip; we can’t afford to take chances, and since we know that Mr. Lehman has been fully informed of the policy and therefore certainly won’t be smoking in the loo again –
ARTHUR: Actually, I think he might.
MARTIN: No, Arthur, he won’t.
ARTHUR: Mm. The thing is though, Skip, with all due respect, but what I’ve got that you haven’t is that Mum sent me on a course on understanding people in Ipswich.
MARTIN: And if I ever want the people of Ipswich understood, you’ll be the first person I call. Meanwhile –
ARTHUR: Yeah, yeah, but it means I can now read people. You know? Like a book.
DOUGLAS: Have you ever read a book, Arthur?
ARTHUR: Yes, actually! White Fang! Twice! Anyway, bringing my people reading skills to the table, I’m able to reveal to you now that Mr. Lehman didn’t show any of the five indicators of true resolve to change his behavior patterns, and therefore, in a nutshell, I reckon he might smoke in the loo again.
MARTIN: Listen carefully, Arthur, he definitely won’t. And therefore, if the smoke alarm does go off again, it can only be a real fire. And so I’m authorizing you, in that unlikely event, not to waste time knocking, just to override the door lock and immediately discharge the fire extinguisher into any flame you see.
ARTHUR: Ahhh, any flame I see.
MARTIN: That’s right. Even if it’s just a little tiny, glow-y one.
ARTHUR: Aye, aye, Skipper.
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ARTHUR: [whispers] Okay, he’s up.
[MR. LEHMAN humming]
ARTHUR: He’s on the move.
[Door opens and closes as MR. LEHMAN enters loo]
ARTHUR: Okay, he’s in.
MARTIN: Okay, Arthur, standby.
ARTHUR: Okay.
MARTIN: Standby.
[Alarm beeps]
MARTIN: [very fake] Oh, no! Emergency! Emergency! The plane is on fire! Arthur, for the love of God, save us all!
ARTHUR: Yes, Skipper!
[Door opens]
MR. LEHMAN: Hey! What the –
ARTHUR: Fiiire!
MR. LEHMAN: Wha – Ahhh! Oh – dahhh! Oh! Oh, God, oh, my chest, oh, ahh –
[Thud heard as MR. LEHMAN collapses]
ARTHUR: Fire’s out.
[Bing-bong]
MARTIN: Good evening. This is Captain Crieff speaking. I’m sorry to have to tell you, a passenger has been taken ill, so if there is anyone with medical training on board, could they please come to the flight deck door. Thank you.
[Door opens]
DOUGLAS: Okay, we’ve moved him to the galley.
MARTIN: How’s he looking?
DOUGLAS: Well, he’s covered in foam and he’s had a heart attack. Otherwise, great.
MARTIN: [sighs] I – I was just thinking, maybe we ought to turn the plane round.
DOUGLAS: Well, yes, of course, we should! Haven’t you done it yet?
MARTIN: Oh, right, right, because on the other hand, obviously, Carolyn’s not going to like it much.
DOUGLAS: Martin, that’s irrelevant. It’s a serious medical emergency. You ditch into the nearest airfield, and we’re what… twenty minutes off midway, so forty minutes closer to home. There’s no question we have to turn round is the decision I imagine you have come to, Captain.
MARTIN: Yes, it is, exactly.
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