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【冰雪】真·莎骑马(其实是骑莎马) 摘自同人小说《暗影森林》 that Elsa had spent most of her life trying to suppres her magic . It truly seemed a part of her , as natural as breathing and blinking . Having to refrain from using it again was probably taking some getting used to . 艾莎一生中的大部分时间都在努力补充她的魔法,它似乎真的是她的一部分,就像呼吸和眨眼一样,自然不得不避免再次使用它可能需要一些时间来适应 Anna felt sorry about it . She took a deep breath . They had to get out of there . They had to find Revolute and defeat the Nattmara , not only for Arendelle , but for her sister . She couldn ' t let Elsa shut herself away again . 安娜对此感到抱歉,她深深地吸了一口气,他们必须离开那里;他们不得不找到Revolute并击败Nattmara,不仅是为了阿伦戴尔,也是为了她的妹妹,她不能让艾尔莎再把自己关起来 " Ow !" Elsa yelped . “哎哟!”艾莎喊道 Looking down , Anna saw her sister ' s thick braid held tight in a chubby fist . " Ow - ow !" the little Hulder repeated , and guve another pull , as if Elsa ' s braid were a rope . 往下看,安娜看到她姐姐的粗辫子紧紧地握在一只胖乎乎的拳头里;“哎哟!”小胡尔德重复着,又用力拉了一拉,好像艾莎的辫子是一根绳子 " Owowowow !" Elsa unwound her hair from the child ' s fists ." I ' m not a horse ." “哎哟!”艾莎把头发从孩子的拳头上解开,“我不是马。” " Horsel " the little Hulder said ." Horsel Horse Horsel " “马!”小胡尔德说,“马!马!马!” Elsa sighed while Anna covered her mouth to hide a giggle . She understood the Hulder ' s fascine tion with Elsa ' s braid . When she ' d been little , she tot had pretended Elsa was a racehorse and had orderel her sister to charge up and down the castle hallwap Once , she ' d even gotten Elsa to neigh . 艾莎叹了口气,安娜捂住嘴,不笑了;她理解胡尔德对艾莎辫子的着迷;当她小的时候,她就假装艾莎是一匹赛马,并命令她的妹妹在城堡大厅里来回奔跑;有一次,她甚至让艾莎大喊大叫
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