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Subject: Don't Lie to Your Mother> Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... wholives with female roommate, Vicki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of theevening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure! You, Vicki and I are just roommates.">About a week later, Vicki came to Anthony saying, "Ever sinceyour mother came to dinner; I've been unable to find the silversugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:>>> Dear Momma,>>> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.>>> Love, Anthony>>>Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his mother which read:>>> Dear Son, I 'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vicki, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have foundthe sugar bowl by now.>>> Love,>>> Momma. Lesson of the day...... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Italian!姜是老的辣! 老妈妈智破谜团! 英文很浅, 自己读吧!生词:------silver sugar bowl = 银质的砂糖罐子
2006年07月17日 02点07分
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