W◎M的个人资料

No wonder they called him 'slim', he's 6'4

首次单人不着陆飞越大西洋的 (non-stop solo transatlantic flight)的是Charles Augustus Lindbergh, 驾着单引擎单翼机"the Spirit of St. Louis" "圣路易精神号", 从纽约飞抵巴黎, 历时33小时半, 飞行距离为18Ü¼90英里(3040公里).

我是一个细菌, Douglas Gilbert拍岳父的照片是抗生素, 药得我死去活来他拍的岳父是活的, 活的! 你们懂不懂

不错, 岳父要发功了. Attention plz, attention plz, we need 1 胭脂王 2 send us 2 19th June, sank Q

是Spanish City Fairground! 原来Tunnel of Love是里面一处游乐设施

我一直纳闷儿, 为什么Donald Trump的译法非常怪, 连名带姓mimicing Donald Duck "唐老鸭"译成"唐老窗"不就行了, 是因为舌头不会拐弯吗？

昨天晚上和友人闲扯: →秃是科班出身, 十几岁就当过junior journalist, 后来又在约克郡晚报社供职两年, 构架规矩, 章法有度, 内容大半写实, 除了亲身亲历就是史实, 基本有据可循; 如果有心模仿, 能学到十之六七. →岳父......看看就行了......他的启蒙是近代新诗和虚中藏实的民谣, 年纪稍长又读垮掉派, 学来一手结构倒错和意象叠意象的隐喻, 每次我读都觉得自己是文盲 →blues men嘛, 写词基本不怎么样(点名批评Fresh Cream, 那破词儿看得我三魂七魄有丝分裂); 但没受过系统训练反而不被clichés规训, 不时冒出两句punchline. 比如野东西, 以前不知厉害, 上个月一查吓得我纳头便拜 (图文无关, 弄张美丽野东西请大家看)

什么叫寅吃卯粮? Gettyimage上只有20页SRV, 我规定自己隔天一页, 见好就收; 刚才1个没忍住超了1/3, 我痛心疾首, 拿脚刨地 (图为今日意外收获, 妹妹和秃一样, 年纪轻轻琴技比发际线还高

一点......对比. 事先声明用岳父的作品做参照非常不公平, which可能属于霸凌 (两篇歌词镇楼)

When ur friend tryna get u outta the studio buh ur drunk & wanna sing

当代迷信故事Superstition: 1个黑色星期五的早上, 毛化身的黑多窜进SRV家喵喵大叫, 被1靴子砸跑后怀恨在心, 一路突突突尾随乐队到剧场, 电翻贝斯手、摔昏键盘手又放倒鼓手, 只剩1个SRV对着镜头挤眉弄眼

不行, catfighting Vaughan brothers太弱'智了, 让我单开一帖:

闭着眼摸洗面奶够成了洗手液, 我尖叫, 我飞跑, 我的脸像野东西的琴被他烧 (如图所示)

刚刚细细品味汤上的inkorrekt-deepurple, 我借着酒劲儿撕烤了1下, SRV的傻法和吉蓝不一样: SRV, 傻不愣登的1个胖大布偶, 有事没事喵喵大叫; 吉蓝, 我举个栗子, 他和黑多斗嘴皮子, 他肯定说不过; 但他会灵机1动, 跳将起来把衣服1脱! 黑多果然就被这个突如其来的gorgeous nude震得目瞪口呆, 忘了想说什么; 然后吉蓝就开始嘿嘿傻笑

In the Skies叫我又恨又爱, 好丑的封面, 好美的琴声

前几天为了发野榜翻看库存, 佩姬的饼脸当真精美他是百年难遇的小碧****池、千里挑一的坏东西, 可这没法改变the fact that he gave'em professional models a rly hard time since 1968

Brown-Eyed Handsome Man: 不查不知道, Chuck Berry老爷子真会写歌词, 只用两分多钟就讲了一场情景喜剧惹 (歌词和真正的brown eyed-handsome man小乔镇楼)

Willie the Wimp考据, 歌词截图镇楼

在我列的undoubtedly the best-dressed guitarists野榜上酣醉可死稳居第一, 他不光长得漂亮、镜头感好得出奇, 而且穿什么都好看, 还特别会选首饰, 没有一身不好看

惊了, 炼不过炼不过, 本potential Hebephilia甘拜下风他在Love Struck Babe里的扮相是很teenager, 但说12岁是不是闭着眼乱吹

我见你虎背熊腰还以为是条德州好汉, 定睛一看才发现是个五大三粗的大傻妞, 我更喜欢了

the Grove Broadcast can't go on since MK's in quarantine now and he left diz note 2 us. And I always love that he said "have a safe journey home, take care" before he plays Going Home during dat LOG tour & OES tour

艇困虫那么好看属于bonus feature, 我又不择偶, 乐手词曲弹唱占三样就行了. 再说我是听得入耳, 看人也顺眼, 最近看SRV越看越俊(zùn)

谁说秃没当过session guitarist, (不错, 正是老子), 他成名之后的collaborations结了足有十辑另外乐手跑去写soundtrack都很适可而止, 谁有三部, PF一部More, 姐夫酱一部Frankie's House, 秃一口气写了十部............囧团真的不是你玩票吗 baby秃: YES I AM!

1. "拳打南山敬老院, 脚踢北海幼儿园"是说普罗休特和阿雷西; 2. 你Aruno不是我最偏爱的JO, 可他的替身名取得实在妙: 制造生命, 或是说他发现自己可以给死物赋予生命的那一瞬间本身就是黄金一般的体验. 而且我很喜欢他初登场那几话的头发特写, 头顶的金发像藤蔓一样蜿蜒, 向上蓬勃生长, 辫梢还绑着一只红色瓢虫, 活脱脱就是造物主/地母(图一和图二); 3. 刚才dash上有人转发《千与千寻》的截图, 波尔波和汤婆婆的角色功能一致, 两人都是主角加入组织/获得工作的面试者, 而且同样体型硕大、令人不寒而颤(图三); 4. 尽管每名替身使者只有一种能力, 但布已经打破这项原则了. 他的拉链分为"分割、接合"和"打开(异)空间"(本质上是制造虫洞)两种能力. 你吉也一样, 能力通称爆炸, 但又分为"主动引爆、地雷", "贴地巡航导弹"和"时间回溯"; 5. 布的小队里都是无处可去的边缘人(布和米手上都有人命, 茶渎职, 橘在街头游荡多年, 全部断裂自social relationships), 只有rich kid福葛还有退路, 这么一看他是叛徒的原设简直合情合理. 除了来自Purple Haze这个名字的暗示, 五部是新约reincarnated, 你Aruno是弥塞亚, 如果原设不变福葛就是卖主求荣的犹大; 6. DIO和老板要的是domination, 亲自出手也都是一拳穿胸, 属于处决. 你吉的替身是个毛, 他本人也和毛差不多, 捕猎是为了口腹之欲(fetish), 但也会玩弄乃至虐杀猎物, 而且领地意识极强, 哪怕暴露行踪也不肯离开杜王町. 吸血鬼the manipulator、黑帮老板presents as embodiment of DEVIL、拜邪神的神父和总统the "patriot"都是symbolic figures, 而你吉和乔可拉特都是stereotypical serial killers, 不仅有迹可循, 而且大有人在; 7. 乔尼没能成你吉的duplication一是因为他在床上瘫了两年, 遇事会考虑后果; 而你吉得了KQ后一路顺风顺水, 被濒死的太郎一顿暴捶才学乖. 二是老谢补全了乔尼的father figure, 亦师亦友里"引路人"的分量更重; 你吉那爹压根就不是爹, 说是从犯兼教唆犯都算客气. 老师的处理很tricky, 你吉的爹出来打了几趟拳, 妈只在照片里露了一脸, 行为和形象全靠读者自己补全, 专勾我这种approaching serial killer的往套里钻; 8. 谁把Nut King Call译成了螺丝王, 老子笑得钻进桌底.

14到15年重混音的那套艇碟附带的booklet真不错, 收录了不少当时的剪报, 比如这张front cover of Melody Maker, 是每期15页的周报, 售价75美分. 这期的头版之一就是"艇的Presence本周已破唱片记录, 大有gold disc之势"; 更神奇的是另一栏"往期回顾"里可能混进了McLennon Girls/Boiz, 最底下有句"肥泡是左撇子, 神侬是右撇子, they r able 2 get closer 2 each other at the microphone than most other artists"

过期碎片:

紧急宣布四年一次的2月29日定为 Olympic Prostitution Day, 迷妹/迷弟当日高强度发布fanarts where yer celebrities presented as streetwalkers 老子先来两张stocking Blacker prostituting posters (PS. 谁有图一提到的20尺海报copy, 老子愿意出卖灵魂)

Breaking News: baby blues意为"产后抑郁", 秃果然是岳父亲生的

Fun Fact: 我也做过类似的梦, 不过MK更年轻一点, around 1978, 是名副其实的"小兔子". 梦的开头和结尾我记不太清, 大概是囧团的其他成员在一间录音室里录back tracks, MK在隔壁弹着钢琴写歌; 我可能是他们的随行摄影师, 端着机器东溜西逛. 印象最深的部分是我找了架锈迹斑斑的钢梯爬上了去, 从高处拍了一卷(或两卷)录音室的俯视图, 然后坐在钢琴盖子上和MK闲聊.

fun fact: 喂鸡里MK在Brewer's Droop弹黑琴的记录和official timeline略有出入, 前者用了"joined the the band"和"a brief stint", 是正式加入乐队(图一柠檬黄highlight); 而后者是"briefly joining the band", contextually speaking类似玩票(图二). PS. MK在the Booze Brothers session期间和基友饮酒作乐, 屋里能弹的只有一把连琴颈都弯了的破木琴, 而且要finger-picking超细弦才能弄出点响动; MK在后来的访谈里说就是在那时才发现了"自己梦寐以求的音色"(图一蓝色highlight). 砖封上的弯颈琴(图三)就出自于此.

我不相信个体的痛苦可以被assimilated, 话语一旦出口就失去其validity, 进入了象征界(the symbolic), 变成castrated other-ness(or the denotation of communal): 因为他者感受的痛苦来自他们先前的经历和据此的想象, emotionally registering被象征隔绝, 是realistically vicarious的. 而且【语言】的含义(无论是内涵还是外延)是他者的interpretation, 甚至并非唯一(典例是那几大教派derived from the Good Book); 而个别词句的ambiguity又使解读being equivocal并与【语言】相悖, 此时相信他者, 等于devouring说话人并取而代之.

Couldn't believe mah eyez..... a bloke just uploaded some pics of 秃 from Wembley 85, in real high-class quality, WITHOUT any watermarks......

It's demonstrated that 30 years have past, 30 good years y'know. Henry should have been an old man like Joey Drew, buh it sounds like hez'round hiz 30s, or even younger, in hiz late 20s. how peculiar

Cuphead the GAME compilation. continuity script of King Dice in Die House镇楼.

"2 beautiful 2 bee human yet 2 hot 2 bee an angel", so accurate, so authentic, in every aspect, of every trait

刚才看到十八世纪初的一枚金地珐琅彩mourning ring(哀悼戒指), captioned "一对父母of relative wealth在八天之内送走七个孩子". 上星期和人说到customary godparents & kids that left in trust of their parents' best friends, 我们的共识是那会卫生/医疗条件太差, 死亡率奇高, 如果父母双双亡故, 小孩不至于变成孤儿.

Cuphead & Mugman compilation. 一按暂停发现的parry镇楼, seems like Mugman's on a collision course with his elder brother in P3

meh, attempts 2 freak ppl out: imagine diz, when ya tryna sleep itz dark & quiet & cozy in yer room buh then ya widely awake cuz ye just hear the sound 'pop pop pop' along with some big round eyes looming over the celling, starin' at ya insistently till ya got yerself burrowed down beneath da blanket ppl whoever heard diz: ye'll horrible, mate, freakin' horrible. meh: ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ *3 sec later*

dafug r those 'no nut November' revivals, 200% sure then comes the 'don't diddle December' as sequel & 'just Jesus January' as trilogy. wtf. illegal. (mood goes like

*in Dr. Hubert J. Farnsworth's voice*: Good news everyone! Collins Dictionary had 1 'trends' section attached!!

PG弹the Supernatural是水边的阿多尼斯, the covering of Gary Moore is virtually the Giant walks the earth.

Hey, I think I like diz purple fella, a hot dealer that resembles Cab Calloway, could pick any card from a pack & be cunning with dice

dayum! google really knows itz stuff, buh岳父 seemed like 1 qt3.14 rather than 1 male bimbo 2 meh

逛论坛差点笑死, 有个帖子问秃会不会讲德语, 下面众说纷纭, 一猜秃是书香门第, 家学渊源; 二猜双秃都在开场前抱佛脚, 然后有人公然暗示肥有 Collins dictionary to translate though

ppl, meet Cheeky Blackmeow, 一个毛named after Ritchie Blackmore and could bee redefined as Blacker himself

Halloween: *goes on* meh:

Tryna identify the town from the intro of Matchstick Man on 18th Jul. 2019. Located in far south of UK, initial iz B, soundz like 'brend lizzy' or sthelse but couldn't pinpointed from list of UK towns (itz in bold in pic of transcriptions down below)

柠檬味卷毛儿！其二 oh gawd time 2 appreciate how squidgy & provocative he iz *creepily simpering at pc*

在UD搜到个词条叫MK syndrome, "特指你juan乐手, 有钱得要命, 但消瘦又亲切; 因为秃本人正是如此"

震惊, 非常震惊, 半个小时前一个东西竖着比烧杯刷还粗的尾巴冲我喵了一声, 突突突跑过去; 我一看是毛, 长得还跟Roddy一模一样, 一边嘿嘿傻笑一边像吉蓝见了Blacker一样拔脚就追; 追了五十米毛可能忍无可忍, 三步并作两步飞进人家前院, left meh alone with dat simper still attached 2 mah face

想到了一个"客体化"(objectification)的实例: 某叔叔, 即皮的饲主, 当他被我用antecedent discourse和"皮爹"称呼的时候就不再是独立个体(individual), lost all the qualities of being humane; 因为此时此刻的他被"皮"所定义, his existence依附于"皮"存在. 这就是typical objectification. (图为皮在水池里参禅

RD S3E1的uni-reverse一定是疯钻的原型, dats really 1 good laugh

From Topology to timeline of ambiguity. 一楼先贴拓扑学的定义. "In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, twisting, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing." 数学定义中的"拓扑学"(希腊文"域"和"研究"的合成词)研究的是几何体在连续变形(指拉力、压力、弯曲、扭转, 不包括剪力和粘合)后保有何种性质(图中柠檬黄highlight).

Conjectures of 院长 Compilation. 刚才惊觉"时间轴"那贴的后半部分已经变猜测院长能力的专题了, 不得不开个新帖我的第一个猜想"彭罗斯阶梯"镇楼.

惊了, 你吧吧务搞echo chamber搞得虎虎生风, 要说话还先得自证credibility和validity of oneself's perspective, 吓死爸爸厚 Moods:

Fun fact: 牛津-杜登辞典ain't no updated since later 70's, 证据是我所持的97年版中Roof & Roofer一节仍然保有"波形石棉瓦"的图像和词条; 而上世纪70年代末石棉已经被predominantly ban掉了

美丽中年岳父, 摄于泥夹刷瓜(incorrect)破布(什么), 1975年 (sir, sir, would ya plz stop be diz retarded

玲美的choker果然有据可考, 刚才found diz in da blink of an i while scrolling through mah dash, 原型是枚戒指& they're exactly identical