wizedz的个人资料

今天查了一件事是关于我考大学的时候是按照中文第一语言还是第二语言的，结果查出来是必须算作第一语言以前一直以为是第二而且上个星期，我发现我读英语第二语言也不一定符合，就是说也有可能去第一语言也就是说，我以前认为我中英都是第二语言，现在成了两门都是第一语言，变成了2年半内语言方面要有实质性的飞跃(真的看冰火魔厨看太多了。。。)这下真的难了

【大猩猩】我在英语吧的参赛，帖这里存着 Lost and Found Once upon a time, a circle lost his wedge. He was so desperately to be perfect, he started his mission to find the lost piece. He hoped to become complete once again very soon, but things don't appear to be that easy. His missing part caused him to roll extremely slowly and it was such a draining task that he had no progression. While he was rolling and searching one day, he thought: why don't I make some friends on the way? It's gonna be a long time until I find it, I should use this time wisely and make something out of it. So he admired the pretty flowers on the way, chatted with worms, enjoyed sunshine on its pale smooth skin as he continued rolled on his way. Even though he made new friends and other doings, he still kept looking for the way to complete himself. Until one day, he did found it, the scatted piece, his last key to his perfection, now he got it. All his newly made friends congratulated him, praised him, and are all proud of that they have a friend who's perfect. With the lost piece found, he was able to roll fast once again, and that was what he did. However once he started rolling, he ignored everyone around him. He was puzzled at first about why it was so quiet suddenly, then he realised that he rolled too fast to see all the beauty of life. With that in mind, he reassembled him self into several small parts, left all of them behind with no regrets, and marched towards his new journey, seeking but not finding the perfection of life. Why, isn't this is true meaning of happiness of life? We are all like that circle, kept rolling and rolling, seeking for the perfection of life. When one day we do find that, is the day we dispose it, because in the process of the seeking, we are perfect. wizedz

【参赛文】Lost & Found Lost and FoundOnce upon a time, a circle lost his wedge. He was so desperately to be perfect, he started his mission to find the lost piece. He hoped to become complete once again very soon, but things don't appear to be that easy. His missing part caused him to roll extremely slowly and it was such a draining task that he had no progression. While he was rolling and searching one day, he thought: why don't I make some friends on the way? It's gonna be a long time until I find it, I should use this time wisely and make something out of it. So he admired the pretty flowers on the way, chatted with worms, enjoyed sunshine on its pale smooth skin as he continued rolled on his way. Even though he made new friends and other doings, he still kept looking for the way to complete himself. Until one day, he did found it, the scatted piece, his last key to his perfection, now he got it.All his newly made friends congratulated him, praised him, and are all proud of that they have a friend who's perfect. With the lost piece found, he was able to roll fast once again, and that was what he did. However once he started rolling, he ignored everyone around him. He was puzzled at first about why it was so quiet suddenly, then he realised that he rolled too fast to see all the beauty of life. With that in mind, he reassembled him self into several small parts, left all of them behind with no regrets, and marched towards his new journey, seeking but not finding the perfection of life.Why, isn't this is true meaning of happiness of life? We are all like that circle, kept rolling and rolling, seeking for the perfection of life. When one day we do find that, is the day we dispose it, because in the process of the seeking, we are perfect. wizedz

【星星】话说我们该有个新置顶大家想想弄个什么置顶好呢？

【星星】很好骗的白羊座白羊座　　白羊座算得上是十二星座中最勇敢的了！怎么办？你有些担心愚人节没有发挥的空间了吗？别怕！就来考验一下白羊座的勇气吧！安排几个流氓型的朋友装打劫，要越坏越好！当你和你的白羊座情话绵绵的走在小巷内时，突然的给他出现横刀夺爱！怎么样？你觉得白羊座的人还会像平时那般吗？不会的！他已经吓得变成小绵羊了！别忘了跟他说声“愚人节快乐！” 白羊座　　　傻瓜指数：90%　　　白羊真的很好骗，只要他们当你是朋友，无论你说什么都会信。你可以从白羊的好胜心下手，下战书约白羊在凌晨一点的山顶决战，却不去赴约。只是让白羊再见到你，一定会被扁得很凄惨。　　　中招陷阱：挑战　 5555555我命好惨啊。。。

【星星】气死人犯不犯法？根据行为人者的主观心里状态，可以将气死人的行为分为四种情形：第一，行为人者主观上没有任何恶意，很正常的说话，因为对方自己比较激动，导致了死亡；第二，双方在主观上都有过错，比如说吵架，行为人说了一些使受害人生气的话，这些话可能只是比较轻微的话，结果却把对方一下子气死了；第三，行为人主观上是恶意的，知道受害人有某种疾病不敢激动，或者心胸过于狭窄，故意找碴刺激他，让他激动犯病，以达到惩罚他的目的；第四，行为人主观上有杀人的故意，想通过气人的方式谋杀他，于是设计几个方案，最终把他气死。对于第一种情形，因为气人者主观上既没有杀人、害人的故意，客观上也没有实施杀人、害人的行为，因此对死者不承担任何责任。对于第二种情形要作具体分析，双方吵架、斗嘴的环境、用语的激烈程度的不同，行为人承担的责任也不同，比如说，双方在公众场合，气人者用语激烈，对受害人进行侮辱、诽谤，受害人无法承受人格上的凌辱，气绝身亡的，行为人恐怕就要负刑事责任了。如果双方并不在公共场合，但行为人在从事不正当的行为时，与人发生争执，并恶语伤人，使受害方气绝身亡的，行为人要负民事赔偿责任。如2000年8月的一天，天津某公民的邻居用电钻钻东西，噪音特别大。因该公民的父有心脏病，其母遂前去劝阻，建议其稍停一会儿，不料这一青年不听劝阻，反而破口大骂，该公民的父闻讯赶去，也遭其辱骂，最后竟因生气导致心脏病突发而死亡。在本案中，行为人用电钻钻东西产生很大噪声，影响了居民的休息，本身已构成侵权，再加上不听劝阻，显然主观是有过错的，而且有严重的侵害后果，必须要承担适当的民事责任。对于第三种情形，如果行为人主观上为了惩治对方，采用侮辱、诽谤的方式刺激对方，造成对方死亡的，可以构成侮辱罪或者诽谤罪。如果采用其他方式刺激对方，使对方身体受到伤害的，可以构成故意伤害罪。对于第四种情形，行为人在主观上有杀人的故意，在客观上实施了杀人的行为，尽管这种杀人的行为不是暴力，也没有使用凶器，但这种行为只要能够必然地引起被害人的死亡，应当认定该行为构成杀人罪，此刻，气死人恐怕是要偿命的。总而言之，恶语伤人或者故意刺激他人，导致他人死亡的，并不能完全归咎于受害人的心胸狭窄，除了受害人有过错的以外，行为人事要负法律责任的。

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【星星】用格式啊用格式。。。用啊用啊用。。。否则删

吧主们都是80后！没90后的精英了么？ 87，86，8790后继人了么？难道90后的英语都那么差么？唉，什么世道,不公啊~~~

pros and cons of this forum what i think of this place...got too much oh-please-help-me blogs, all those homework,names,arghhno or little trash (trash as in ads and insult crap)way too nerdy. all those talks about how 2 learn grammer,how to memorise all the words,just so bad. Try to put in something interesting that people will like, other than just learningthe essay competition is very interesting, i hope there will be more contestants comingtoo many people suddenly becomes "anonymous"not many people are acctually using english, but that's understandable

【星星】这吧。。。从昨天起就感觉死气沉沉的

[懒]死百度。。。杀帖。。。 ip check的没了。。。

[懒]存在这里的东西[英语] The Popular vs The OutcastYou know what? I think it's time someone put a say to this shit. The Popular people have a "higher status" then The Outcast people. Sure enough you Popular people are able to make lots of friends, look good and do fairly well at school. But has given you the right to trample on The Outcast?Popular people have high self esteem where as Outcast people have low self esteem. Funny isn't it? No. The Popular started to be Popular during childhood where they mingle among themselves and lower a particular 1 or 2 people. That 1 or 2 people are The Outcast. No one likes The Outcast. It's not to say The Outcast hasn't tried to defend themselves and find a solution, it was the fact they weren't ever given a chance. Because The Popular trampled them over and over again in order to look good in front of other Popular and to boost their self esteem. Where as The Outcast got trampled over and over again lowering their self esteem to mush. Continuity throughout the days of primary school. If 6 years of that doesn't kill you. What will? OK, so The Outcast don't actually die. Oh no. They just missed out on childhood. They are just use to walking alone, no one to accompany them, friends who back stab them. They are use to it. The Outcast are single and alone. They had no friends to begin with.The Popular always try to fit in with everyone else. They can never be themselves. In fact, sometimes they go so far to fit in , that they lose themselves. Yeah, that's right, I'm speaking to you "cool" people who don't associate with "losers" because "losers" should just get the fuck over their problem and live life just like you. Well you know what? Go fuck yourself. It's not "cool" to be the centre of attention or getting heaps of boy/girl friends or wearing nice little advertisements all over your body or wearing an over load of make up or walking around swearing at people and trampling over "losers". That is pathetic. What gives you the right to tell The Outcast to stop being an "emo" and get the fuck over their problem? How many of you actually know what it feels like to be them? Yeah, that's right shut the fuck up. You kids just go call everyone depressed an emo. What DO you mean by emo? How can you expect them to be any less "emo" if all you do is go up to them and call them a fucked up cunt who has no life. Huh? You think you are so good? Try living their life for them. I place a bet you'd most likely end up killing yourself after the first week. Why? Because you are disillusioned arrogant son of a bitches, you'll fucking fall down in despair dying like a little child. You Popular people think it is easy to live life. Yet how much have you seen? This world is a fucked up damned cruel place. Yes, there are many of you and there are few Outcast people. But I will tell you now, all of you Popular people have the same story in different versions. Outcast people have interesting personalities. A lot more interesting. What they've experienced showed them a new angle. They have a more interesting way of seeing life. A more correct way of viewing life. A more realistic way. Not a disillusioned happy life. But a real sad fucked up one. You fucking Popular assholes can shut the fuck up and listen for a change. Open up your blinded eyes and take a look around you. Yeah, yeah. You can go talk your bullshit about how fucked up I am. But hey, I know what you don't. And guess what? I can be myself.The Outcast. It's time for you guys to stand up for yourself. The world ain't fair, and it will never be. But you know what? You should be the ones talking. You can go tell the rest of them to shut the fuck up and go huddle up in a corner and play hopscotch or something. Fucking hell, it's not time to look back at our life and cower. It's time to fucking show the world that you are capable of living. Alone or not. You should congratulate yourself. You're fucking living. Give the people who are Popular to live through the same shit. Their dead.Oh yea, depressed people aren't EMOs. And there are NOTHING wrong with EMOs. Just cause they are pessimist doesn't mean they shouldn't live. At least they've got the guts to be themselves.alnk`x

【星星】今天结束星星就出狱咯如题

【星星】那个家伙最近在精品区里挖坟。。。坦白从宽，抗拒从严；反抗到底----死路一条

【星星】圈子开通啦~~~ [此乃空帖]

〖W】无敌狂汗、、、

【祝星星考试顺利~~】 22日周六考试，英语4级饿大家来祝福下~~

爱情转移【全】留一楼给百度。。。

【星星】星星的自恋程度

【星星】慰问一下星星都是老吧主啦，还被受别人的气，老人家怎么受得了啊气的昏过去怎么办啊，重庆医疗保险不是很好的把，然后跟在你星星后面的一群hc，一群bc,一群粉丝怎么办啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~悲兮惨兮，恸哭流涕兮！【这什么东西我也不知道了，某处看到的-。-】

【月影传说】不错不错，值得玩月影传说不错，看上去像是网游，不错不错。。。

【关于IP被封的问题】 As some of you may be aware, there was recently an IP Block that affects European players for KartRider, as this client is only for North American players at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.最近的IP封是因为这是给北美的玩家玩的【因为内测】不仅中国，欧洲一大部分也被封了

【建议】也是关于选举小吧主大家现在谁都不认识谁，怎么个推选法？如果用投票的话1.没人投2.拉票3.大家不知道谁是谁，谁好谁不好我主张bz们随机选，好就留，不好么选下一个

【星星】星吧学单词～～～　（七） resurrection 复活 revival复活 eternal永远 audition 试听，竞选一个角色等 scam 骗局，也可作动词-骗人 legend 传奇【就像我这样有有同情心，大度的天才】 revolutionary 革命性的 blur 模糊，一般说视野模糊 redemption 拯救，past redemption 不可救药了 usb = universal serial bus

[懒]懒吧学单词～～～　（七） resurrection 复活revival复活eternal永远audition 试听，竞选一个角色等scam 骗局，也可作动词-骗人legend 传奇【就像我这样有有同情心，大度的天才】revolutionary 革命性的blur 模糊，一般说视野模糊redemption 拯救，past redemption 不可救药了usb = universal serial bus

[懒]水煮肉做法水煮肉的做法 1.将牛肉(最好是用牛里脊肉或者牛腰柳肉，我用的是前腿肉)切成5厘米长、3厘米宽的薄片（一元硬币厚薄），装入碗中，加酱油、白胡椒，用水豆粉拌匀。 2、生菜、芹菜择洗干净，改刀。 3、锅内加一点油下菜炒至断生装盆。 4、锅内油热，下花椒，干辣椒，郫县豆瓣，炒出红色，加汤(要适量，过多则味淡；过少豆粉易掉，汤汁粘稠)稍煮，下胡椒面、盐、姜片、蒜片，烧透入味。 5、将肉片倒入微开的原汤汁锅中(汤要微开。如汤不开，豆粉会脱落；汤大开，肉片易老)。用筷子轻轻拨散，刚熟就倒在盆中，撒上干辣椒末、花椒末，随即淋沸油，使之有更浓厚的麻辣香味。水煮肉片的做法: 主料：猪通脊肉250克辅料：芹菜、莴笋叶、青蒜调料：姜、葱、蒜、豆瓣辣酱、酱油、淀粉、盐、味精、花椒粒、干红辣椒、食用油做法： 1．猪通脊肉切成片后用少许酱油和水淀粉浆一下； 2．芹菜洗净切成段,青蒜拍松斜切成小段,莴笋叶洗净切成段； 3．葱、姜、蒜切丝，豆瓣辣酱用刀剁碎； 4．坐锅，放少量油，待油烧热后放入豆瓣辣酱，炒出红油后放入葱、姜、蒜翻炒几下，放入少量水，开锅放入少许盐、味精，然后放入青菜，断生后捞出装入碗内，将浆好的肉一片一片滑入锅内，待肉变色熟透后连汤一起装入碗内； 5．将锅洗净烧热，将花椒粒、干红辣椒倒入锅内翻炒焙脆后，倒在案板上碾碎，撒在煮好的肉片上； 6．坐锅，倒入少量油，烧热后淋在肉片上即可。特点：川味名菜，麻辣味浓，汁厚。土法水煮肉片: 其实做法也不难, 就是先把煮熟的白菜叶子铺在碗底, 撒上两勺盐. 然后把用淀粉和蛋清泡好的牛肉放到刚才煮白菜的汤里继续煮. 肉一变色就涝出, 铺到白菜上.用辣椒面撒到肉上, 知道看不到肉和白菜为止, 然后顺次放花椒, 生切的红辣椒丝, 胡椒粉. 大火坐锅, 到入半斤食用油, 烧热. 到入碗中, 油的分量以漠过碗中菜为准. 如果舍不得用油, 就再到两勺煮肉的高汤凑数.最后再放两勺盐, 吃之前拌匀.

无聊时，加几句话无聊时，加几句话在国际服里，马拉松 marathon 23日出 burst 棉花 cotton 金钢 solid 都以出还出了3色车牌，最老的那种还有，看到20天2.5万经验值得bt狂。。。

希望有人可以把kartrider和国际服和mf跑跑连起来 kartrider 就是跑跑的英语，poprider则是中文里的英语

美服跑跑内测结束了，不知何时才再有开

【星星】祝那些还很小，很低幼的人6.1快乐【不包括我】

[懒]顶个好帖，周杰伦媒体这么处心积虑,费尽心思,难道就是为了毁掉一个周杰伦吗? 一个周杰伦被毁掉了,不过是少了一些尚可以听的音乐,不过是少了一些让外国人认识我们华语音乐的机会,不过是少了一个还算有点才华的音乐人…. 为什么那个”贬低大陆歌迷”的新闻总是又人相信?因为编造这个谣言把各种复杂的因素都混合在了一起,给它穿上了一件比较合理的外衣,这也就是为什么有些人芳着澄清新闻不相信,偏偏咬定”无风不起浪”的原因! 先说周杰伦的这个”日本司机打香港狗仔事件”. <<忽然一周>>提供的照片是单独,而不是连贯的,根本就是”移花接木”,串联起来看图说故事.而且周杰伦站在三楼,往外看到的只能是空中花园,而不是一楼的狗仔.周杰伦也出示了照片,证明他们所在的地方. 何况,凭什么要让周杰伦救狗仔啊?:<<东方新地>>的狗仔被打,<<忽然一周>>的狗仔还不是袖手旁观,任由同行被打!而且还拍摄全过程!结果居然反咬周杰伦一口. 再说周杰伦这个人. 不说别的.周杰伦这么一个队中国文化推崇至极的人却要被冠上亲日卖国的罪名,这不是太可笑了吗? <<双节棍>><<龙拳>><<双倒>><<东风破>><<上海1943>><<娘子>><<霍元甲>>….周杰伦这么多的中国风歌曲都白写了!放眼华语歌坛,有哪个歌手比他更钟情中国风? 再威尼斯电影节上穿的龙凤西服,周杰伦都白穿了!他说要让老外一看就知道是我们中国特色的东西,他还说让外国人见识中国的音乐不见得要用英文,要让他们来学中文.周杰伦,你别傻了.人家一句谣言就可以把你些愿望都毁了. 再外国的颁奖典礼上说”大家好,我是周杰伦,我来自中国”,前一阵的华语榜中榜上.他说”我觉得现在的哈韩哈日现象很严重,但是再怎么样也挑战不了我们华语歌坛”…..周杰伦这些话都白说了! 每次被每体问到谁是自己的偶像,周杰伦的第一反应总是李连杰,姚明这些为人争光的明星.周杰伦,你别盲目崇拜这些华人明星了!人家媒体懒得记住你的答案. 以我的总结.我们的媒体对于外国的明星是一副阿谀奉承的嘴脸,不但帮他们宣传,还帮他们吹嘘,更夸张的是帮他们打压我们自己的明星.末了,还用一种恨铁不成钢的口气说,华人明星要加油啊!废话,本来刚加满的油,就被你们媒体放掉了! 可恨的媒体!可怜的杰伦!

EDSC PWNZ! 有没有人去east doncaster 啊？

[懒]懒吧学单词～～～　（六） soaking 浸湿的refresh 刷新envious 嫉妒suspect 怀疑人personification 拟人【写作文的手法】freedom 自由democracy 自由主权slave 奴隶servent 佣人和上有区别的哦waiter 服务员audience 听众fool 糊涂蛋

[懒]懒吧学单词～～～　（五） rust 锈luxury 奢侈的anonamous 无名作者剩下的等下

【Jay】金字塔的做法 ★ ★★ ★★★ ★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★★

【申请个人】将该吧分为个人帖吧至尊懒人吧

【星星】星吧学单词～～～　（二） chill 名寒冷动使寒冷，也可对人用[比如在别人火气很大时]lust 欲望，一般指性方面的。。。opposition 反对派feud 争吵动和名ruthless 形无情的，杀人时用microwave 微波炉desperate 形不顾一切的，越狱的罪犯就那种。。。pumpkin 南瓜。。。莫名其妙时想到的sensation 感觉，轰动[字典这样解释的]soul 灵魂诛仙好看~~~

[懒]懒吧学单词～～～　（二）觉得不是同一种类型的比较好记Rush 动词：赶紧跑的Hurry 动词：同上Confession 名词：坦白，就是那种。。。或者是向神或教父坦白自己的罪过 he's making a confession to her动词：Confess i will confess to you when the time's rightPolite 同下有礼貌的 Romeo's a polite gentlemanNaive 同下天真无邪的 she's a naive girlInnocent 形容无辜的，也可做天真的 he's innocent from all wrongsGuilty 形容：有罪的，或者心虚的 we have enough evidence to prove that he's guiltyAshamed 羞耻的 you should be ashamed of yourselfFunny 好笑的 it's so funny~~~不想做作业。。。就来干这个

[叹]好事多磨也！吐血身亡。。。

【Jay〗吧里有没有玩美服跑跑的？同题

说说仙剑吧仙剑dos98温情版暂时-将军冢唔，图片不怎么样，有点粗糙，不过作为98年的还是可以的。人物倒是可以，不过没变动。音乐一开始不好，后来习惯了就觉得不错，而且种类繁多。剧情嘛，还是蛮有意思的。练级，那是bt的难，怪少，技能不知多强，对方属性也不知。不过个别技能有不平衡，如回梦，打和尚是超简单。。。战斗结束时会自动补魔，从没见过，很有用物品，真的不知道都怎么用的，连解释都没，这点还是天之痕好。天之痕每个物品几长条的解释。。。而且隐藏物品到处都是，很难找地图是最bt的，连环套连环的那种，不多说了。。。人物，暂时倾向于灵儿和逍遥的结局。灵儿很清纯可爱的感觉。月如感觉有点蛮横，但也有可爱的地方。逍遥-不是很注重，且武功不强，技能少，补起血来75，75的，慢。。。暂时就这些把，玩到后面重点月如时再写

【Jay〗百度排行榜 1. 周杰伦 2. S.H.E 3. 五月天 4. 刘德华 5. 张学友 6. 王力宏 7. 李宇春 8. 蔡依林 9. 林俊杰 10. 王心凌 11. 任贤齐 12. 张韶涵 13. 信乐团 14. 孙燕姿 15. 马天宇 16. 梁静茹 17. 邓丽君 18. 王菲 19. 郑源 20. 罗志祥实在无聊，查了查歌手排行榜，杰伦排第一哦

【Jay〗本吧水王真厉害。。。

【至爱sasuke】初来乍到，发几个sasuke游戏中的图片同标题

[懒]对不起阿。。。做作业做到9点，然后就玩游戏了

[懒]Hey hey, welcome, guys and girls I'm the host of this forum, and I would like to welcome each of you who come here, even though I know it's not much people.For whatever reason you come to this place, I wish you enjoy whatever is here. Some of the rules will be not to swear, use your common sense and understand each other. Like someone said "you never know how does other feel unless you walk in their shoe for a mile."So please, people, understanding is a key to a great future.Thank you.吧主 wizedz

[懒]english, try understand this so happy todaywatched a great movie and played in arcade for a whileim so going to download that gundam game, it's totally awesomegoing dinner soon,talk later

【Jay〗投票阿！！！为杰伦加油! http://vote.knowsky.com/vote/ipage.asp?voteID=4037

[懒]好多作业啊好多作业啊三座大山，压死人啦[双中，双英，三数]

KartRider跑跑卡丁车，英文版，今天出来咯报告一下，人不算多，一个服务器，没有语言filter,没有朋友list,没有几个人玩，没有几个物品。这就是基本上的几个没有了有的，有很多好人物名，如sasukekun,就是我拉，哈哈，还有最基本的赛道，还有很多中国人玩

[懒]转帖之笑话十个人看了,十个人笑疯的笑话一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫. 　　魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」　　公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」　　没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」　　魔王 :「说曹*曹*就到...」　　曹* :「魔王..你叫我干嘛..」　　魔王 :「哇勒..看到鬼」　　鬼 :「靠!被发现了..」　　靠 :「阿鬼,你看的到我喔...」　　魔王 :「Oh,My God!」　　上帝 :「谁叫我?」　　谁 :「没有人叫你阿...」　　没有人:「我哪有?装蒜啊!」　　蒜 :「谁在装我?」　　谁 :「又说我?你们找麻烦啊?」　　麻烦 :「哪一个找我?」　　哪一个:「找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.」　　好多人:「我才刚到耶……你是谁?」　　哪一个:「我才不是谁.」　　谁 :「他才不是我.」　　公主 :「大家都是来救我的吗?」　　大家都:「我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.」　　热闹 :「我有什麽好看的?」　　上帝 :「不关我的事,先走了.」　　魔王 :「你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔王怎麽演下去?」　　下去 :「你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?」　　公主 :「魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.」　　没有人:「若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...」　　怎麽会:「我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.」　　热闹 :「看我干什麽?」　　什麽 :「你居然要『干』我?流氓!」　　你居然 :「我哪有?」　　我 :「关我什麽事ㄚ?」　　魔王 :「靠!我要疯了.......」　　靠:「喊我干什么!...」　　疯了 :「你要我干啥?」　　你要我 :「我什麽都不知道ㄚ!」　　我什麽都不 :「我哪知啊!」　　我哪知 :「我在这里ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?」　　有人:「我没有叫你啊!」　　我没有:「谁叫他了啊?」　　谁:「冤枉啊...我没有...」　　我没有:「我可没冤枉你啊...」　　你:「谅你也不敢.」　　谅你:「谁说我不敢!?」　　谁:「拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦」　　我什麽都没:「你要我说什麽?」　　我什麽都不:「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?」　　我那失散多年的兄弟:「拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到啊...」　　谁:「...我要赶快离开这个是非之地」　　是非:「原来这里是我的地盘啊...」　　我什麽都不&没:「你们别吵阿拉在讲话啦...」　　你们别吵阿拉:「我没有在讲话啊...」　　我没有:「我才没有讲话咧!...」　　我什麽都不:「-_-"...走...阿拉到外面去聊...」　　走:「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」　　我什麽都没:「关你屁事啊...闪啦...」(两兄弟生气的走出去) 　　关你屁事:「呜...为什麽赶我走...」　　为什麽:「我没有要赶你走啦...乖...不要哭」　　我没有:「喔...又关我啥事了」　　关我啥事:「啥?有人叫我吗?」　　有人:「谁要叫你啊...」　　谁:「我真的要走了...T.T」　　走:「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」("谁"不支倒地) 　　关你屁事:「...你不是我表妹吗?」　　关我啥事:「...表哥...好久不见啦...」　　好久:「我不是在这里嘛...」　　魔王:「你们有完没完?」　　完没完:「他才没有我」　　你们:「我才没有他」　　我才:「谁说的?」　　谁:「叫我干吗?」　　吗:「你居然要干我?」　　你:「我才不会干他」　　我才:「谁说我不会?」　　谁:「冤枉!我没说……」　　说:「叫我干吗?」　　吗:「你们俩真不要脸!」　　你们俩:「我要!我要!」　　脸:「谁要我?」　　谁:「我不要啊」　　魔王:「快一点,再说我可要撵人啦」　　人啦:「赶撵我?找K」　　K:「谁找我?」　　谁:「aaaaaaa!别提我的名字,再提我也K他!」　　他:「别K我」　　我:「谁要K我?」　　谁:「终于让我逮找一个啦,杀呀…………」　　一个啦:「别逮我」　　我:「我也受够啦,谁再提我的名字,决不放过你!」　　谁:「看我的降龙十八掌!」　　我:「看我的九阴白骨爪!」　　降龙十八掌:「我有什么好看的?」　　九阴白骨爪:「我有啥好看的?」　　什么好看的:「兄弟,我终于找着你啦!」　　啥好看的:「哥,咱出去聊.」　　魔王:「妈的...这是认亲大会啊...

[懒]诗篇至尊懒人，狂草屠龙笨星不出，谁与争锋

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