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想不出骚话，就这样吧。
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沙发

>Saria is the founder of RL
WHAT THE FUCK??????????
>塞雷娅是莱茵生命的创始人
纳尼??????????
Why the hell is the co-founder of the company in charge of security?
为什么公司的联合创始人会负责安保工作？
No wonder Saria is still a Top 6*..
怪不得塞雷娅还是T1六星
SARIA'S EX IS NAMED KIRSTEN WRIGHT
塞雷娅前任的名字是克里斯滕·莱特

Silence was right
Saria was the bad guy all along
赫默是对的
塞雷娅就是个坏蛋
Imagine the yurifag meltdown when it is finally showed in their faces that they unironically hate each other with no chance of reconciling
想象一下，如果最后的事实是她们毫无疑问地憎恨对方，完全没有和解的机会，白河豚会不会崩溃？
Olivia will give Saria the rape correction
奥利维亚会给塞雷娅进行雷普人格矫正
（烤肉man：什么少女歌剧）

（缪尔赛思）
Wife
我直呼老婆
MUELSYSE
PLEASE BE AN OPERATOR
缪尔赛思
请一定要
上岛

watch as shes going to be an artificial lifeform
等着瞧，她肯定是一个人造生命体
MUELSYSE NEVE HAD THAT CASTING ROD RIGHT
缪尔赛思是不是没拿过这根法杖？
Censored race? Muelsyse is not a liberi?
种族被涂黑了？缪尔赛思不是黎博利?

>ifrit experiment failed
>let's do another one lol
has science gone too far?
>炎魔实验失败
>我们再来一次吧，笑
科学是不是太没有米线了？
that's literally how science worked since the old ages
这就是自古以来科学的运作方式。

Anime PV
动画PV
No date though
还是没有开播日期
HOLY SHIT THE ANIME LOOKS SO GOOD
哇塞，动画看起来不错
ACE
I MISS YOU ACE
ACE，我想念ACE大哥了

Just get to whatever is being held back at the end of the stream
Cute Cob and Pea though
我只想直播赶紧结束，让我看看彩蛋是啥。
不过小刻和豆豆还是挺可爱的
GOD I LOVE PERROS SO DAMN MUCH
天啊，我太爱佩洛了
>Archetto and Ceobe in the stream
LOWLIGHT I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
>直播里出现了空弦和小刻
海猫，我没有要求这个，你真的好仁慈
Archetto wasn't in the stream
直播里没有空弦
Her milk bread was.
有她的牛奶面包。
>Ceobe lumped in with literal kids
>小刻混在孩子堆里，毫无违和感
>Everyone posting C
I love you bros
>所有人都在刷小刻
我爱你，兄弟们

>secret agent skins
KINOKINOKINO
>秘密间谍皮肤
好耶
Mudrock so beautiful...
泥岩太美了...
REED IS IN A BAND
苇草加入了乐队
Bros Ernesto's lookin' classy
埃内斯托老兄看起来很有品位
Am I still straight if I buy the Tequila skin? Asking for a friend.
如果我买了龙舌兰的皮肤，我还是直男吗？帮一个朋友问问。

We Spy X Family now
现在是《间谍过家家》
the cat has a collar and necktie
那只猫有项圈和领带
Lady Christine's fancy tie...
克莉丝汀女士的花式领带...
Gee Phantom how come lowlight lets you have three skins?
噫，傀影常在，为何海猫陛下赐你三个皮肤？
>Phantom now has 4(four) skins
>傀影现在有4套衣服
IS skin still the best though
但肉鸽皮还是最好看的那个
Phantomsisters please use your energy I need phantom in a suit or else I will die
傀影厨姐妹们，请把你们的力量汇聚成一道光，没有穿西服的傀影看我就要死了。

TOO MANY ANNOUNCEMENTS
饼太多了
LOWLIGHT STOP WE CANT TAKE ANY MORE NEW CONTENT
海猫停停，我们真的
吃不下了

Where are the actual game announcements though
但实际的游戏内容饼在哪里？
Arknights pivoted more into a media franchise not just a game, you should expect this
明日方舟更多的是转型成一个ip，而不仅仅是一个游戏，你应该猜到这一点的
ARKNIGHTS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
明日方舟电影宇宙

STOP IT
I CAN'T ANYMORE
停停，我真的吃撑了
TO MUCH CONTENT
AAAIIIIIEEEEEE
HOW MANY MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE THERE
饼太多了啊啊啊啊
到底还有多少饼
I'm gonna faint from all the content
这些饼快让我吃昏过去了
I've never seen a stream reveal so much, while also having it all be good. What the fuck. I'm usually bored for 80% of a reveal stream but has had me sitting up barely blinking the whole time.
我从来没有见过一个直播揭露预告了这么多东西，而且还都是好活，怎么回事呢。我通常对80%的前瞻直播感到厌烦，但在整个过程中，我几乎全程坐着，眼睛都不眨。

ICE CREAM COLLAB LMAO
冰激凌联动，笑
>icecream
>no Surtr
Surtrkeks?
>冰淇淋联动
>没有42的份
42厨们，发生什么事了？
holy shit
>post office collab
>ice cream collab
Globalsisters...
我艹
>邮局联动
>冰淇淋联动
国际服的姐妹们...怎么办...

（整合运动联动餐厅）
Bros... why are they using terrorist group for advertisement...?
兄弟们......他们为什么要用一个恐怖组织打广告......？
imagine being offered tea by fucking Patriot
想象一下被爱国者请去喝茶的情景
that popsicle commercial sent me back in time to late nights watching tv at my aunt's house
那个冰棒广告让我回到了深夜在姑姑家看电视的时光。
really emulated that old commercial vibe
真的模仿了那种老式商业广告的腔调