Meh: 老冰棍儿! 老冰棍儿!!
Inner Meh: *bolted awake from mah chants* *blinking sleepily* yeah yeah *yawns* I'd be really appreciate if you phrase that in the form of a question.
Meh: how d'ya say "老冰棍儿" in English? There must bee 1 precise counterpart
Inner Meh: *deⰙad-pan*The vault-dwelling bicentennial popsicle, former Icicle, you name it!! It's four in the morning! I'm trying to sleep!!!
Meh: daz it! VAULTSICLE!!
Inner Meh:

Meh: 老冰棍儿 can be mah action figure and mah object of desire all at the same time. The relationship between us iz sooooo hard 2 define.
Inner Meh: That's what we called "the cutting edge of Narcissism" .

*in Travis Miles' voice* And now, introducing our lil Minutemen charmer, the BOS babe, the Railroad Queen, the fella named Nate! Yeaaahh!!!