If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋待续~~

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足待续~~

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼待续~~

If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠待续~~

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了，女孩特权If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚会，天性其乐待续~~

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段待续~~

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言待续~~

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？待续~~

So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强待续~~

So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰待续~~

"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？待续~~

呵呵 我发觉帖子太少 所以后面就少几句刷一贴THE END~~~~

呵呵 我手上好多好多这种中英文对照的呢~~~~~~

但是如果不调侃一些 大家也不会爱看的~~~~~~

阿毕 这点心理素质都没有的还是男人吗~~~~

是呀是呀 主要是女人的比较简短 男人的象绕口令

呵呵 楼上继续对对联吧 把我帖子浮上去~~~~~

肺肺是象猫头鹰一样的 晚上特精神~~~