1. You look like you are 18. 2. You like to eat chicken feet. 3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. 4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rearview mirror. 5. You sing Karaoke. 6. Your house is covered with tile. 7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 9. You leave the plastic covers on your remotecontrol. 10. You`ve never kissed your mom or dad. 11. You`ve never hugged your mom or dad. 12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "cokebottle glasses". 14. You`ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 16. You`ll haggle over something that is notnegotiable. 17. You love to use coupons. 18. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas. 19. You drive around for hours looking for the bestparking space. 20. You take showers at night. 21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 22. You don`t mind squeezing 20 people into one motelroom. 23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if youare male. 24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. 26. You don`t want to wear your seatbelt because it isuncomfortable. 27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack. 28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so youcan reuse the paper. 29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, whenthey are 50% off. 30. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchentable. 31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.(That`s why you need the vinyl tablecloth). 32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginningof time. 33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 34. You have never used your dishwasher. 35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at alltimes. 36. You eat all meals in the kitchen. 37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tincontainers. 38. You have a piano in your living room 39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but youcover your mouth). 40. You twirl your pen around your fingers. 41. You hate to waste food. 42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with threebites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. 43. You don`t own any real Tupperware - only acupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarinetubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. 44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottlesthat you take every time you stay in a hotel. 46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever youtravel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes). These snacks are always dried and includedried plums, mango, ginger, and squid. 47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times beforecooking it. 48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 49. The dash board of your Honda is covered byhundreds of small toys. 50. You don`t use measuring cups. 51. You beat eggs withchopsticks. 52. You have a teacup with a cover on it. 53. You always look phone numbers up in the phonebook, since calling information costs 50 cents. 54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 55. If you are male, you clap at something funny andif you are female, you giggle whilst placing a handover your mouth. 56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbedversions. 57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 58. You`ve learnt some form of martial arts. 59. Shaolin actually mean something to you. 60. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. 61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legsstill attached. 62. You never call your parents just to say hi. 63. If you don`t live at home, when your parents call,they ask if you`ve eaten, even if it`s midnight. 64. When you`re sick, your parents tell you not to eatfried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. 65. You know what yeet hay is. 66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, eventhough you`re only 10 feet apart. 67. You use a face cloth. 68. You starve yourself before going to all you caneat places. 69. You know someone who can get you a good deal onjewellery or electronics. 70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even thoughyou`re never going to use them again. 71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.73. You know what moon cakes are. 74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroomof an adult child who has moved out. 75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.76. You iron your own shirts. 77. You play a musical instrument. 78. Even if you`re totally full, if someone saysthey`re going to throw away the leftovers on thetable, you`ll finish them. 79. You`ve eaten a red bean popsicle. 80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as agift when you visit people`s homes. 81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. 82. You majored in something prac

82. You majored in something practical likeengineering, medicine or law. 83. You live with your parents and you are 30 yearsold (and they prefer it that way). Or if you`remarried and 30 years old, you live in the apartmentnext door to your parents, or at least in the sameneighbourhood. 84. You don`t tip more than 0% at a restaurant, and ifyou do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waite85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, butdon`t eat the last piece of food on the table. 87. You know why there are 88 reasons. 88. You see the truth in this and then send it to allyour Chinese friends.WEBsite：http://www.mqty.com/bbs/dispbbs.asp?boardID=35&ID=11545