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感受世界的痛楚吧，让你们见识见识，什么叫“真.光速”

嗯

强，我会告诉你我还卡在风巫结果砸了5个还魂丹吗

这逼我给0分

辣鸡

我原来有个6位数的

蒙逼了吧

路过

花了二十多还没第三技

路过

吓得我送你一只滑稽
　　你看见我的小尾巴了么(>﹏<)
　　　--杨那些年

昨天去买烟，买了包20的，给了老板50，找了我40，我装做不知道，装兜里就走了，没走多远老板喊我：你的烟没拿！我流下了感动的泪水，拿出十块钱给老板：你多找了我十块钱。老板也留下了感动的泪水：小伙子，把烟拿来，我给你换一包。抽着老板新换给我的烟，那纯正的味道不禁再次感动了我：老板，把刚才那张50的拿来我给你换一张吧！老板接过那50的也再次感动：小伙子，把刚才那找你的钱给我，我也给你换了。接过老板重新找我的钱，我也再次感动，从口袋里拿出一部手鸡：老板，手鸡还给你吧。老板热泪盈眶，颤抖着掏出一个钱包：小伙子，钱包还给你。此时我再也把持不住了，扑跪在地上抱着老板的大腿哭道：老哥，你去隔壁宾馆304房把你那上小学的女儿领回家吧！老板听后一惊，叹了口气，回头朝小店大声喊道：红杏啊，别藏了，出来跟你老公回去吧！我讶异看着从店里走出来的女人，轻轻摇了摇头说：“老哥，这药你拿去用吧。”接过我递去的青霉素，老板看完说明书惭愧的低下头说：“算了吧，这药我也用不着了，我是hiv病毒携带者，小哥对不住了！。”我的心瞬间凉到了冰点，而老板的赤诚却又让它从未有过的温暖，我说：“老哥，差点我就干了件终身后悔的事啊！实不相瞒，那药膏不是青霉素，是敌敌畏啊！”老板沉思片刻，眼角泪痕尚未风干，他闭着双眼仰天长叹道：“小伙啊，其实我根本没病，你的诚实委实让人感动，我真TM该死啊！”我喜出望外揉着发酸的鼻尖，道：“老板别这样，我才该死！其实你闺女没在隔壁，是我骗你的啊！”老板摆摆手说：“小伙，没事，没事，还有，你仔细看看，这根本不是你老婆，你老婆也不叫红杏啊！”我恍然大悟，一阵暖流盘绕心间：“哈哈，老哥，其实我那钱包里面也什么都没有，路边刚捡的。”我把钱包拿出来，在他面前晃了晃，老板道：“小伙，那手鸡也只是个模型，不信你瞧瞧，”他把手鸡掏出来，显示器只是一张彩纸贴着。我们四目相对，被彼此感动的轻声抽泣起来，我带着浓浓的鼻音说：“老哥，其实那后边给你的五十块，也是假的！”老板微微摇了摇头，一滴晶莹的泪珠滴落在地面：“小伙，找你的零钱其实也...唉，拿过来吧，我再给你换一换。”我的泪水有如决堤，模糊的视网膜上他微曲着身子在钱箱里朝仔细的翻着，我终于忍不住了，说：“老哥其实我根本不会抽烟！我来就是想用掉假钱的！”老哥拍着我肩膀，低声道：“小伙，实不相瞒，其实这个也不是我的小店。。。”我是求眼熟的好孩子～

Yesterday to buy cigarettes, bought a packet of 20, give the boss 50, find me 40, I pretended not to know, put in his pocket and went away, did not go how far the boss called me: you smoke did not take! I was moved to tears, took out ten dollars to the boss: you find me more than ten dollars. The boss also left the tears of tears: young man, put the smoke, I'll give you a package. Smoking a new boss to give me a new cigarette, that pure flavor can not help but again moved me: the boss, the 50 took me to give you a change! The boss took the 50 also moved again: young man, just that to find your money to me, I also give you change. Took the boss to find my money, I was moved again, from his pocket to come up with a hand: the boss, hand chicken back to you. The boss eyes, trembling took out a purse: boy, the wallet back to you. Then I also control not to live, flapping kneeling on the ground holding the boss thigh cried: brother, you go to the next hotel room 304, bring home your daughter in the elementary school. Boss after listen to a surprise, sighed, and back towards the shop and shouted: Apricot ah, don't try to hide it, go back to your husband now! I am surprised at the woman walked out of the store, gently shook his head and said: 'brother, this medicine you take with you.' Took me to pass to the penicillin, old