某日猴哥上课，问众同学谁还要选他的课，jeff来句，“我要选历史”。猴哥发话，“What is the point of learning about dead people?"全班大笑

再有某日，猴哥为了鼓励我们好好复习，考好成绩说：“You guys are only have to struggle for three weeks, and after three weeks, you will have the longest vacation EVER, three months, THREE MONTHS!!! WHat! You will probably get more holiday in weeks than your parents get in days......"哎，猴哥经典