此贴的目的是收集和记录英吧一些比较特别和奇葩的人物和帖子。。。

https://tieba.baidu.com/p/3581329139?pn=1
自称华裔加拿大人，在北京上学。。。。。
30楼
暗示她有错误还看不出来，奇葩回复：
1）“going to collage”
叫她查词典之后发现自己的错误但不承认错误，只说：
“I'm Canadian, and there's a thing called auto correct”
2）“so I came back two years ago and is still currently studying in Beijing.”
“there's nothing wrong with that bro, are u seriously arguing my grammar with me”
“you have to see the two words separately: so I came back two years ago-and-is still studying in Beijing”
“using "and" doesn't make "two years ago" and "still currently" one thing, it just connects sentences”
“it's suppose to be is, present tense”
19楼
“在加拿大第一语言是法语然后是英语”
身为“加拿大人”，这常识。。。。？
我：[Wickedpedia: "English and French are the mother tongues of 56.9% and 21.3% of Canadians respectively".]
“well fyi Wikipedia is not a reliable source which is a common fact so stop judging mister know-it-all, talk to me again when u can”
“so for god's sake are u done here? Cause I don't like the way you talk to people, I take that very offensive”
12楼
明明中文还不错，却说：
" i kind of don't know how...can't read Chinese"
6楼
"I'm sorry it's my mistake. Did anyone understand what I wrote? I'll try again using Chinese."
高度低估英吧吧友的英语水平。

2333， 这位很大家姐，她叫你kid, 我笑到喷面包。
有无发觉，她语音念文，但无语音对话，除了什么17Lnot now, school on break right now .
Written English 可以学得好，会话对非母语者难。我觉得英吧里能说得顺口的是Weixu .

看完你那层了，你写“I is " 那么明显，她是不知还是硬撑。
国外读书的孩子木深入研究语法，更不敢向你们专业的争论语法。我忽然觉得她的作风（无论自信和反驳法）像那几个4人帮。

https://tieba.baidu.com/p/3581481517

徒儿得空去这个帖吗 https://tieba.baidu.com/p/3581689268

她删了第二个帖？

35 That's very nice for you to say
36L ——— I'll take your recommendations in my considerations
19L ——— no I'm actually from Toronto, if I was from Quebec I won't be able to speak English*giggle

这是我的心情

很多人都是很肤浅地看到语法问题的争辩，其实我关注的是这种人背后的经历和教育。从贴吧那些崇洋媚外的中国人（欧美国家什么都是，中国什么都不是），可以想象得到那些成功移民和留学欧美国家的中国人是什么心态，他们如何教育下一代才是真正值得关注和研究的，感觉他们的下一代在成长过程中被灌输很多扭曲的价值观，不断受到高度膨胀的虚荣心的熏陶，培养了不符合现实的优越感。。。。。。这些绝对是不健康的。。。。。。 不会表达，大概是这样。。。。。。
@SayaLee小夜
@RainyDoll_

好多后续我只对事不对人。我还是静静围观好了

裘先生喜欢用长字多字造句但又用错：
Communicative competence even comprises the ability to use grammaticall ill-formed expressions with good communicative results, a game at which most natural languge users are quite proficent, as any transcription of spontaneous natural language reveals.

原来徒儿花了那么多额外时间与她交流呀。年轻真好精力旺盛，你该有metal therapy ---铁打
以前那几宗撕骂都是这样热闹吗？然后有明显两队对立 + 收渔人之利 + 炒热闹的....陆续开帖，好累。
我只是不服有人说她态度可接受，我好歹对她客气，请问她东西就劈来一句我英语不好，这样燥还要教人。

XLZ问：bent over geography 是什么意思？
[(A FRENCH LESSON) "It was full of petticoats with lace frills on them—frills and frills," she whispered to her friend Jessie as she bent over her geography. "I saw her shaking them out. I heard Miss Minchin say to Miss Amelia that her clothes were so grand that they were ridiculous for a child. My mamma says that children should be dressed simply. She has got one of those petticoats on now. I saw it when she sat down."]
裘先生：
geography猜测是 (身体)姿势
这引申貌似太夸张
XLZ: 我也觉得是身体动作=_=。。可能是。。。咬牙切齿一类的意思。。但是不知道具体什么意思。
裘: 字典：physical characteristics (大地)，作者引申成 (人的)physical characteristics
XLZ: 回复 裘 :？？？？
裘: 因此，bent over ...."弯下身子".
XLZ: 回复 裘 :嗯。。就是那个geography不造啥意思。。
裘: 建议联系上下文，看看是否逻辑通畅。她扯拉上衣皱边，不弯腰行么？你查"shake out" 啥动作？
XLZ: 回复 裘 :厉害。。懂了。
后面 Jessie为了看她的脚，又一次 bending over her geography.
那是脑袋离她的脚 不远，为了看的明白。
XLZ: 棒棒哒。＠_＠谢谢层主。
裘: 因此，把geogaphy 看成 身段，身子，姿势，腰，....既然引申，就无定形了，
裘: 回复 XLZ : 等高人吧！ 我说的，仅供参照。 这种词 文人研究较多。
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这个好，可以洞察他一般是如何”猜“出他的那些奇特的理论。。。

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