This story is another from the archives, and is not written by me.Requests for just about anything concerning these posts will be ignored. See the FAQ in a.s.s.d for more information.GhostI went to bed Sunday night feeling a bit depressed. Weekends didthat to me, with the knowledge that others went out and had fun while Idid nothing, and it had been the kind of warm spring weekend that peoplesay is ripe for romance. I was lying on my side wondering if I wouldever find a girl, one arm under my pillow and the other arm hugging thecovers against my ear when I heard a quiet voice. "Hello?" it said, sounding tentative. It was a softly femininevoice, but there was nobody in the room who could have spoken. After abrief startle, I ignored the voice and assumed that I'd imagined it. "Hello," it said again, more firmly, just as my thoughts had begun todrift. "Who are you? What are you doing in my room?" I answered, sitting upin the darkness as I groped for the bedside lamp. The light flashed on,partially blinding me, but I could see well enough. Nobody was in theroom with me. "Don't get upset," the voice said, pleading. "I don't really have aname, I guess you can pick one. I'm in your room because I like you,and I've decided that it's time for me to introduce myself. I hope youdon't mind."I sat in my bed with my back against the wall, staring around myempty room and seeing no sign of anyone. The voice seemed to come fromnowhere in particular. "Where are you hiding? Come on out where I cansee you. What do you mean, you like me." "Just that. I've been following you for a year now, and I like you.As to why you can't see me, I don't have a body yet."I slumped in my bed and pulled the covers back up to my chin. "Thenthis must be a dream," I said. "What do you mean, you don't have abody. What are you?" "I guess I'm a spirit, or something like that." "What do you mean, you guess. Besides, I don't believe in spirits." "It really doesn't matter what you believe," the voice said, with achuckle. "I'm me, I'm real, I like you, and I'd like to be yourfriend." "It's a hell of a way to begin a friendship," I said, sitting upangrily in bed. "Following me around for, what was it you said, for ayear? Where have you followed me anyway?" "Everywhere, most of the time. I'd like to sleep with you." "What?" "What I said, I want to sleep with you. What kind of body would youlike me to have?" "I've never slept with a girl before," I said, feeling very unsure ofmyself. "I know," she said, sounding sympathetic. "I'd like to make lovewith you. What kind of body do you want me to have?" "Are you saying you can materialize, that you can look like anyone Iwant?" "Yes." "That sounds obscene!" "Why?"

LZ你就是个SB

英文测试成了文盲的标准很好 很和谐

我们今天努力的学英语,是为了明天让所有的外国人学汉语

LZ,你居然懂外语？！好洋盘啊，我好好崇拜你哦

这个。。。文章貌似没写完？

6L 断没有这样的道理

顶1L 因为我看不懂

哇!!!!!!!!!法语!!!!!

LZ居然和我等文盲混一个贴吧,未免太有失你高贵的身份了吧?

自动翻译的文字：这个故事是从另一个档案，而不是由我撰写的。 请求只是什么关于这些职位会被忽视。见FAQ中a.s.s.d获取更多信息。 鬼我到床上周日晚上感觉有点压抑。周末didthat对我来说，与知识别人出去了乐趣，而idid一无是处，它一直是种温暖的春天周末peoplesay是成熟的浪漫。我躺在我身边想，如果我wouldever找到一个女孩，一只手臂下，我的枕头和其他手臂拥抱thecovers对我的耳朵时，我听到一个安静的声音。 "你好" ？它说，探空暂定性质。这是一个温柔的femininevoice ，但有没有人在房间内，他们可以发言。经过abrief惊吓，我忽略了语音和假定，我会想到它。 "您好， "这又对他们说，更牢固，正如我的思想已经开始todrift 。 "你是谁？你们在这做什么，在我的房间里" ？我回答说，坐在upin黑暗中我摸索为床头灯。光闪过，局部致盲我，但我可以看到方面做得不够好。再也没有人在theroom我的看法。 "不要沮丧， "声音说，恳求。 "我实在没有aname ，我猜你可以选择其中一个。我在你的房间，因为我喜欢你，我已经决定了它的时间，我来介绍自己，我希望youdon't的头脑" 。 我坐在我的床上，与我背部撞在墙上，凝视周围myempty室看到，没有迹象显示任何人。声音似乎来fromnowhere特别。 "你在哪里躲藏？陆续出我cansee你做什么，你的意思是，你和我一样" 。 "只是，我已经被人跟踪了一年，现在，我也喜欢you.as来，你为什么不能看见我，我也没有一个机构，但" 。 i瘫倒在我的床上，并带动涵盖回到了我的下巴。 " thenthis必须是一个梦想， "我说。 "你有什么意思，你不用abody 。你是干什么的" ？ "我猜我是一个精神，或类似的东西" 。 "你有什么意思，你猜，而且，我不相信神" 。 "这真的没有什么事，你相信"的声音说，随着achuckle 。 "我是我，我很真实的，我很喜欢你，我想成为yourfriend " 。 "这是一个地狱的一个途径，开始了友谊， "我说，坐在upangrily在床上。 "随着我到处转转，有什么是你说的，为ayear哪，你跟随着我，反正" ？ "无处不在，大部份的时间，我想睡觉与你" 。 "什么" ？ 她说： "我，我想睡觉，你是什么样的机构将youlike我联想到" ？ "我从来没有睡过一个女孩面前，说， "我感到非常不确定ofmyself 。 "我知道， "她说，探空同情。 "我先说几句话lovewith你是什么样的机构，你想我有" ？ "你是说你完全可以实现，你可以像任何iwant " ？ "是" 。 "这听起来色情" ！ "为什么" ？

开头说的是，这不是作者本人的故事，是转的别人的故事。讲的是一个男的，在一个貌似没有人的屋子里，突然听到一个女孩的声音。那男的和女的对话，女的说她一直在他周围，并且大部分时间里，想和他做爱。看起来像是一个龌龊男的YY。

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