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无聊啊,发点荤段子~~(文盲勿进)。 This story is another from the archives, and is not written by me.Requests for just about anything concerning these posts will be ignored. See the FAQ in a.s.s.d for more information.GhostI went to bed Sunday night feeling a bit depressed. Weekends didthat to me, with the knowledge that others went out and had fun while Idid nothing, and it had been the kind of warm spring weekend that peoplesay is ripe for romance. I was lying on my side wondering if I wouldever find a girl, one arm under my pillow and the other arm hugging thecovers against my ear when I heard a quiet voice. "Hello?" it said, sounding tentative. It was a softly femininevoice, but there was nobody in the room who could have spoken. After abrief startle, I ignored the voice and assumed that I'd imagined it. "Hello," it said again, more firmly, just as my thoughts had begun todrift. "Who are you? What are you doing in my room?" I answered, sitting upin the darkness as I groped for the bedside lamp. The light flashed on,partially blinding me, but I could see well enough. Nobody was in theroom with me. "Don't get upset," the voice said, pleading. "I don't really have aname, I guess you can pick one. I'm in your room because I like you,and I've decided that it's time for me to introduce myself. I hope youdon't mind."I sat in my bed with my back against the wall, staring around myempty room and seeing no sign of anyone. The voice seemed to come fromnowhere in particular. "Where are you hiding? Come on out where I cansee you. What do you mean, you like me." "Just that. I've been following you for a year now, and I like you.As to why you can't see me, I don't have a body yet."I slumped in my bed and pulled the covers back up to my chin. "Thenthis must be a dream," I said. "What do you mean, you don't have abody. What are you?" "I guess I'm a spirit, or something like that." "What do you mean, you guess. Besides, I don't believe in spirits." "It really doesn't matter what you believe," the voice said, with achuckle. "I'm me, I'm real, I like you, and I'd like to be yourfriend." "It's a hell of a way to begin a friendship," I said, sitting upangrily in bed. "Following me around for, what was it you said, for ayear? Where have you followed me anyway?" "Everywhere, most of the time. I'd like to sleep with you." "What?" "What I said, I want to sleep with you. What kind of body would youlike me to have?" "I've never slept with a girl before," I said, feeling very unsure ofmyself. "I know," she said, sounding sympathetic. "I'd like to make lovewith you. What kind of body do you want me to have?" "Are you saying you can materialize, that you can look like anyone Iwant?" "Yes." "That sounds obscene!" "Why?"
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