1.we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2.how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home有事起奏，无事退朝6.you me you me彼此彼此7.You Give Me Stop你给我站住！8.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之， 不知为不 知...9.WATCH SISTER表妹10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子打地洞11.American Chinese not enough美中不 足12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13.heart flower angry open心花怒放14.go past no mistake past走过路过， 不要错过15.小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。18.you have two down son。你有两下子。19.as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸， 你丢脸，我翻脸

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我居然能都看懂了。。。天呀。。。我的英语难道是这样的吗。。。