你若想走就潇洒得走，无需徘徊，无需理由，为你写的诗已被蒙上了尘垢，留下的红豆也会变腐朽，你若想走就潇洒得走，无需回眸，无需借口，过去屈辱你都能欣然接受，我还有什么理由不放手，人生有春还有，即使把你留下，你的心还会在远方浮游，你若安好，我愿备胎到老

分手快乐 - 梁静茹

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

喜当爹的节奏？

贺电

两人多大

太阳：“草你吗？我日。”
草：“我草，你谁啊？”
太阳：“我日啊！”
草：“我草，你到底是谁？”
太阳：“我日啊，你草吧？”
草：“TMD，你到底是谁啊，我草！”
太阳：“我日，我日啊！”
草：“我草！”
此时，太阳的妈妈接过电话：“我日他妈啊，你是草吧，草你妈呢？”

你若想走就潇洒得走，无需徘徊，无需理由，为你写的诗已被蒙上了尘垢，留下的红豆也会变腐朽，你若想走就潇洒得走，无需回眸，无需借口，过去屈辱你都能欣然接受，我还有什么理由不放手，人生有春还有，即使把你留下，你的心还会在远方浮游，你若安好，我愿备胎到老

早上跑步看见一老头在打太极。看年龄不小了，但是却很精神。上前问：大爷，您能教我吗？老头高深的笑着道：小伙子，你先打我一拳。我寻思着这可能是看看我的天赋吧，于是集中力量打了过去。还没打到老头就大喊打人了打人了，然后倒地不起。最后我被讹了1000元。

I haven't been to church since I don't remember when 我已经许久没去教堂了
Things were going great til they fell apart again 在你劈腿前我过的都还不错
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do 所以我决定听牧师的箴言
He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you 问他我该怎麼办
Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn 有时我们会怨天尤人但我们不该如此
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them 就让上帝解决,而你只需为她们祷告
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill 我祈祷你的轮胎爆胎并且滚
下山
丘
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill 我祈祷花瓶从窗台掉落
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to 就像我期望的那样击中你的头
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls 我祈祷没人在你生日那天打电话祝贺
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls 我祈祷你坐的飞机飞到高空时引擎熄火
I pray all your dreams never come true 我祈祷你的梦想都会幻灭
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you 甜心,就是知道不论你在哪,我会为你祈祷
I'm really glad I found my way to church 我很高兴我找到上教堂的理由了
Cause I'm already feelin' better and I thank God for the words 因为我现在心情变好并且谢谢上帝的箴言
Yeah, I'm gonna take the high road and do what the preacher told me to do 我知道我将往前迈进并且做著当初牧师告诫我的话
You keep messin' up, and I'll keep prayin' for you 你继续搞砸自己的生活,我会继续为你祈祷
I pray your tire goes out at 110我祈祷你的轮胎刚好在时速110时爆胎
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend我祈祷你和你的死党喝昏了
And wake up with his and her tattoos起来时发现背上有他和她的刺青
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill 我祈祷你的轮胎爆胎并且滚下山丘
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill 我祈祷花瓶从窗台掉落
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to 就像我期望的那样击中你的头
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls 我祈祷没人在你生日那天打电话祝贺
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls 我祈祷你坐的飞机飞到高空时引擎熄火
I pray all your dreams never come true我祈祷你的梦想都会幻灭
Just know wherever you are, near or far 甜心,就是知道不论你在哪,远或近
In your house or in your car 在你家或是在你的车上
Wherever you are, honey, I pray for you 无论你在哪,甜心,我会为你祈祷

该伤心就伤心 分了就分了 自己好好发展 对得起自己 也对得起对方 楼主加油

为了爱，失恋是必要的；为了光明，黑暗是必要的。

核电

贺电

I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill

贺电

I haven't been to church since I don't remember when 我已经许久没去教堂了
Things were going great til they fell apart again 在你劈腿前我过的都还不错
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do 所以我决定听牧师的箴言
He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you 问他我该怎麼办
Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn 有时我们会怨天尤人但我们不该如此
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them 就让上帝解决,而你只需为她们祷告
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill 我祈祷你的轮胎爆胎并且滚下山丘
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill 我祈祷花瓶从窗台掉落
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to 就像我期望的那样击中你的头
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls 我祈祷没人在你生日那天打电话祝贺
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls 我祈祷你坐的飞机飞到高空时引擎熄火
I pray all your dreams never come true 我祈祷你的梦想都会幻灭
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you 甜心,就是知道不论你在哪,我会为你祈祷
I'm really glad I found my way to church 我很高兴我找到上教堂的理由了
Cause I'm already feelin' better and I thank God for the words 因为我现在心情变好并且谢谢上帝的箴言
Yeah, I'm gonna take the high road and

我的世界你们不懂

就这个feel 倍爽～