XE的老巫婆（？）遐想Cloudia的生日到啦~拿MING来~（喂~）
提前一天发上来表示诚意， 应她的要求全是英文，对不起大家了~翻译的光荣任HX务~恩~哪位愿意？（逃~）
其实我一点也不萌Cloudia，这是立HX场问题~在Wonderland的众多萌孩子们的面前，我怎么能萌那个棒打鸳鸯的反派~（被群殴~）
不废话了，下面放文~

生日快乐，遐想~
Helen: Once upon a time, there is a witch in the forest, and her name is….
???: Hey, don’t say that, it is a secret!
Helen: Huh? Your Highness, I thought everyone has known your name!
???: No, no, no, not yet!
Helen: Come on, Your Highness, everyone knows that you are Cloudia, the evil witch in the f-----
Cloudia: Gyyyyyahhhhhhh! Why must you say that, don’t you know that “A secret makes a woman woman?”
Everyone: Come on, Ms. Cloudia, you are not Vermouth in the first place~
Cloudia: … Who cares?
Helen: Never mind, let us continue, the witch…er, her name is Cloudia, and she lives in a forest~
Everyone: A dark and dreadful one?
H: Er…kind of, but it is also a lovely forest! Isn’t it so, Jack?
Jack: Yeah…it is lovely during day time.
Oliver: Well it can be creepy at night.
Lance: And you better not go near the witch’s hut.
Dolores: Yeah, or she will turn you into…G*d knows what.
Cloudia：H-hey, are you guys here to celebrate my birthday party or not? Why are you badmouthing me like this?
Dasers/Victor: Come on Darling, of course we know….I am sure they are only joking.
Cloudia: I hope so. A witch must be treated with proper respect.
Andy: Of course, Your Highness, you have made nice room decorations when it was my birthday.
Macy: Yeah I love that party! The trip and the pillow fight!
Alice: I need to remind you that poor Noah nearly drowned himself!
Noah:……
Ciel: I like the pictures of you all in the wedding suit, so cool, esp. Clark~
Clark: *blushes*
Kitty: Master Clark looks so cute when he blushes,Milady!
Lisa: Silly girl……but I think you are quite right.(giggles)
Cloudia: That is not fair! I haven’t travelled with you.
Helen: Calm down…we have prepared good gifts for you this time~
Cloudia：What is that?
Helen(blinks):Mmmmm, a secret makes a woman woman.
Cloudia(faint):……
Lance: Come on, Helen, let us stop making fun with Ms. Cloudia, before she turned us all into beetles.
Helen: That makes sense. Let us get down to the topic. My gift is……a special paragraph for her, hope she will like it, I do it in English because she wish to get an English article. Now, let us begin!
(So serious Helen is coming back~)
Sally: Wait!
Helen:?
Sarah: We must sing her Highness a b-day song before that!
Helen: Well good idea. Why haven’t I thought of that? Come on, let us sing!
Everyone(a bit out of tune): Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Cloudia, Happy birthday to you.
*Cough*
First of all I would like to place the only paragraph in English from Wonderland Days here, since some of you have not seen it at all. It is about Jack…and it is one of my favorite paragraph….how did poor Jack and the other boys suffer in the second volume of my novel…I cannot say. I promise, it hurts me as much as it will hurt you…I hope so.(good beating)
Here is the paragraph and its instructions:
well~stuck in my friend's library now trying to print the thing~have not much thing to do but browsing the Internet, and LOL cannot type in Chinese= =
Or I will update something
Just kill time by writing down sth in English.Please ignore it= = might be different from the Chinese version.
Both Jack and I read the words and fell completely silent.
Yet several words and phrases aroused my attention: "nobodies were found","the last of the butterfly","disappeared mysteriously".
The red dragonfly(qingting) came again and stopped on these words as well.I found it is really an interesting little creature,it seemed to be indicating something....or is it just me?
"So there is only me left....I am always a kite with no strings."
Jack's words interrupted my thoughts. His tone was so cold that I shivered a little bit.
"No, you are not.You have Mr.White and Mrs White. And you have many friends.And haven't you said you want to find the truth?"I said, but immediately realized that I have said something wrong. I grabbed the diary in my handbag and signed.
"How do you know that I want to find the truth?"Jack asked, staring at me suspciously,"what do you have in that handbag?"
"No, actually nothing that will interest you, Jack." But I know I am lying and my voice sounds weird enough.
"Alice....please." Jack look at me solemnly with his turquoish eyes.
I couldn't help but taking that diary slowly out of the handbag,turned it to the last diary, hand it over to him and said :"Sorry,I don't mean to hide it from you,Jack....I just don't know how to express myself.....Now you have known everything, and I don't need to hide it any more. So, have a look at it by yourself."
Jack begins to read....his own diary.This really make me feel weird.

It seemed that time has ended and we were both frozen there, the sunset, the grass, the stone, and the red dragonfly....why it is still here?
……
that is "sighed" not "signed",QAQ
Continuing~thinking of tense, if this is Alice's memory of the whole thing, it should be the past tense~
Jack finished reading and closes the diary, and raised his head.
I looked at him nervously.
"Yes, I should go and find the truth." He said firmly.
I sighed again with great relief.
"I am more that glad to hear that. But...Mr.Butterfly, it is getting darker and we shall go home now." I smiled.
"Yes, we shall go home..."He also smiled,"Oh, there is a red dragonfly on your head, Alice, how beautiful...."
"Really?It is still here?"
"Yes,so you have noticed it as well?" Jack reached out his hands for it, but didn't get it. He withdrew his hand disappointedly.
But, to our great surprise, the red dragonfly gently rested on his right hand.
"Wow~this little thing~ it is so~ interesting~"
Jack said with astonishment.
"You know what, maybe she likes you."I said, half-joking.
"How do you know it is a 'she'?Maybe it is a 'he'...anyway, little thing, it is getting dark now, you should go home, ok?"Jack said to the dragonfly, gently.
It seemed that the red dragonfly understood him, "she" left his hand reluctantly, and disappeared into the beautiful scene of sunset.
Jack and I walked over the hill as well, picked up our bicycles, and headed back home.
"See, there is the maze over there, go home, Jack.I am OK on my own."I said as we ned to the city center.
"No, mum said a gentleman should send the ladies home. Especially when it is dark." Jack insisted.
"OK then~"I said reluctantly, thinking I am no longer a baby and he is two years younger than me.
...
Finally we arrived at Oliver's house.
"Thank you for coming out with me today,and sending me home, Jack."
"You are welcome. Actually I should thank you, Alice, for bringing back my memories."
"Don't mention that~now, time to go home, Mr. Butterfly."I said firmly.
Jack nodded."OK~Alice,I will leave this bike to you, it might come in handy. Just leave it outside the house and nobody will steal it in Wonderland."Then he turned around and went to his bicycle.
After taking a few steps, however, he returned to me.
"What is wrong, Jack?"
....
He looked at me sincerely in the eyes.
"Can you..."He stopped suddently.
"What?"
"C-can, can you...." He flushed and couldn't continue.
I waited patiently.
"G-give me a-a ...."
"A what?"I was a little bit fed up with his hesitation.
"A-a hug?" Jack said carefully.
"...."
"So, Alice, can you give me a hug?" Finally he uttered a complete sentence.
Why a hug? I said to myself.
And this is the city center...see what will happen if someone see us...especially that jerk in the castle?

And am I a girl who let any boy hug me as they wish?
I wanted to refuse politely but I changed my mind when I looked at Jack's eye.
It is glittering in the darkness, like a crystal, and it is obvious there are something moist in it.
I sighed again. Anyway he is still like that ten-year-old little boy.
How can I refuse him in this case?
"Well~ok, then."
"Thank you, Alice."
Jack came up to me, and hugged me, with his arms around my waist, his head upon my shoulder.
I gently patted him on the shoulder.
None of us uttered a word.
Surprsingly I felt so well that someone leans on me.It is simply...sweet.
I will try be more gentle to people in the future.(Alice: are you saying that I am not gentle in the past? PIA FEI~)
After a while....
"Alice..."Jack said gently.
"?"
"How lucky will I be if I have an elder sister like you."
I smiled.
"Silly boy~of course I can be your elder sister if you think it is good for you."
"Really? Alice? Then I am more than happy." He let go of me and looked at me with a lightened up face.
His voice was suddenly full of joy.
I regretted saying that immediately and said to myself: Alice, who do you think you are to be his elder sister? You are nothing but a traveller from the surface, the most common girl in the whole world(well maybe a little bit strange in Wonderland), and worse still, one day you have to return to your own world. You are not qualified to be his elder sister at all unless....unless....you stay in Wonderland forever.
Staying in Wonderland forever? I have never thought of that before.But, that does not sound a bad idea actually.
But...what about my family and Noah?
"What's wrong, Alice?" Jack looked at me, confused.
"N-nothing, I can be your elder sister, Jack. But, as my brother, you must grow up, be brave and not cry anymore. Understand? I don't like cry babies."
Anyway, I don't need to think that much now.
No matter I go back to the surface or not, before the hole is opened, let me be your good sister, Jack.
"Yes, sister!" He said joyfully. "So, I have kept you long enough. So, see you another day."
"You can still call me Alice...and yes, goodbye, have a good night, little caterpillar....oh, no, Mr.Burward."
He waved at me, hopped onto the bicycle and rode away.
I smiled, closed the door, and went back to my room.
Well, tommorrow I have to visit the stupid king~I haven't been there for many days, and I need to check whether he is alive or not in that boring castle.
--------------Chapter 8 Fin----------------------------------

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Well this is just a start, what a long start…(PIA~)
Here is a story about Cloudia when she is much younger~
Everyone: why you have to mention the childhood of everyone, good beating~
And this is a rather short story.
Once upon a time, in the Dust Forest, there lived a wicked wizard and his wicked daughter. Sorry I have forgotten the wizard’s name, but the girl is Cloudia for sure, her mother is also a wicked witch, but she died at child birth, because she drank a potion which she thought will do good for her, but it proved a failure. Fortunately, the girl survived…well, maybe it is not a good thing, because Cloudia really caused too much troubles for Wonderland boys when she grew up.
Cloudia’s father is fond of making curses, so Cloudia is fond of them too. One day, they made a special curse together and placed it into a small iron box-------there are thousands of such boxes in their storage room, all kinds of curses, there is nothing Cloudia and her Father cannot find. There are also lots of spells, they are kept in the wooden boxes, there are also lots of potions in the house...and everything wizard and witches need.
The father and daughter feed themselves with fruits in the forest, occasionally some small animals that accidentally run near their house-----these poor things will be trapped by a spell and taken into the house…and then…you know what will happen.
I am sure nobody like Cloudia and her father…they are too wicked, that is why they seldom come out of the forest. But sometimes stupid people will come to them for help…secretly, you know there are always such people, Cloudia’s Father will help them by selling them potions, but they need to pay a great price, not money, but something that are important to them, like ears, arms, voices or other things they value a lot…even life sometimes(like the wicked witch in the sea of the mermaid story~).
Every month they will go to the surface and place one curse into a house, maybe it is in the open air, but they usually place the curse into some object. It is Cloudia’s favorite thing.
So, in the darkness, the wizard held Cloudia’s hand, and walked silently in the street on the surface, looking at the houses…everyone was fast asleep and no one saw them.
“Where are we going to place it tonight, daddy?”
“Let me think…let us go into this house, and I will allow you to choose an object today.”
“Yeah! I am so happy.”Cloudia could not help shouting out, her wine-red eyes glistened in the darkness.
“Hush, we must not be heard.” Said the wizard, they quietly slipped into one of the houses (of course walls cannot block their way, they are magical~).
This seemed to be a big house of some rich family. Cloudia walked quietly, like a cat, holding the iron box carefully with both hands from one room to another room, her father followed her quietly as well.
Finally they entered a room where all the valuable things are kept…this is obviously the exhibition room of this house, with many beautiful jewelries, pictures, clothes etc.

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受召唤而来=-=看到全英瞬间不想看了怎么破……

咕~感谢召唤~

老天那，全英...
好吧，够看一阵子的了= =
话说Helen的rp就是好啊

支持一下~

哇好高级。。。文风有种Amy游戏对话的即视感。。。耐心看完两段后发现下面还有一大片英文便晕过去了。。。

差些晕过去了...

生肉啃不动~~~

看不懂啊

本来打算看完的看了一眼右下角日期我还是麻溜的画Amy贺图去了

汝素不素知道me家今天的英语泛读课在碎觉……不要用这个来欺负me家啊……

好吧,谢谢大家吐槽了ORZ
再感谢辛苦更文的说我是老巫婆(?)的某孩纸..撒花~~~~
(我先留个脚印...在上天文课偷偷跑来看...冒生命危险..所以我真的是拿命来着)

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