小水一把，灌溉一下我荒芜的家园…… 1、小李看上杨妃的根本原因 世民始克长安，获帝女。女容色清绝殊丽，性柔婉。收之于别室。暮，入于室。置酒樽前，温言解慰。女颜色持正，默不一答。夜阑，尽遣侍者，执手问曰：“卿属意予否？”女微颦，沉吟道：“君勇力过人，倡谋出奇；然好色无厌，花心太甚。否！” 世民大喜，慨然曰：“汝诚为知己也！”自是，宠愈甚。 翻译版（纯属自娱） When Li Shimin occupied the capital Chang’an, he got the daughter of the Emperor Sui. The girl was extremely beautiful and so gentle. He let her live in the chamber. At dust, he walked into the room, and drank with the girl. He tried amiably to give his words to comfort her. The girl looked unperturbed, and kept in silence. At the mid-night, Li sent all the servants out, and held the girl’s hand, then asked,“Do you have feeling with me?”The girl a little frowned, and said,“You are brave than any other ones, and so smart that always have some excellence tactics. But you always admired beautiful women,. There are so many girls in your heart. Thus my answer is no.” Li became so glad when he heard about this, and sighed,“You exactly know me well！” From that on, he loved the girl more and more. 2、小恪类父的出处 贞观某年月日，众臣朝于廷。尚书右仆射长孙无忌奏曰：“吴王恪，秉希世之姿仪，英武绝人。每游于市，则万人空巷。长安女子，无分贵贱而慕之，年逾双十尤不嫁。久之，于京畿之治安婚配大不利。臣请陛下敕吴王就国。”奏毕，上垂首不语。再请之，不语。无忌微窥廷首，上乃窃笑于座。无忌大惊，曰：“陛下何故发笑？”上愈喜，额手自语曰：“恪类我，恪类我。” One day during the period of Zhenguan, all the civil servants in the capital gathered in Palace to report their works. The minister Zhangsun Wuji claimed,“Li Ke, the prince of Wu, have an handsome appearance which can not find the second one in the world. Every time he went to the street will make all houses empty because the people are waiting for a glance of him out of their home. Daughters of Chang’an, both noble ones and ordinary ones, do love him. Some girls who are older than 20 are still waiting. As time passes, it would go against the order of the capital, and disturb the marriages of citizens. I beg your command of sending him to Wu.” After Zhangsun’s saying, the emperor lowered his head without one word. After Zhangsun repeated again, there was still no response. Zhangsun peeked through the hall, and found the emperor smiled at his seat. Zhangsun had been amazed, and asked,“Why are you laughing, my Majesty?”The emperor looked much happier by holding his hand on his forehead, and said,“My boy likes me. He just likes me.” 作者： 杨清儿 2007-6-28 15:24 　 回复此发言 

好笑拉！

第一段，excellence tactics 应该是 excellent; 第二段，found the emperor smiled at his seat 应该是 smiling.

太强了！

尔等太搞笑了~~~~~~~

经典～～这次差点找不到了

汗滴~~~
清儿还有这一出~~~
3楼囧到我了~~~原文相当不错~~~

3L同志好…好厉害来着  =-