男人在没有女人之前,什么东西都能整理的妥妥当当,男人有了女人之后,把什么东西都搞的乱七八糟.不是因为男人变懒了.而是因为男人喜欢,一边看看女人替他收拾东西,一边唠叨自己的邋遢,男人觉得这是一种幸福. 男人在没有女人之前,生病了能挨则挨,实在不行了才去看医生,男人有了女人之后,生了丁点的小病都要告诉女人,不是男人变得娇贵了,而是因为男人喜欢女人为他担心得样子和焦急得神态,男人觉得这是一种幸福. 男人在没有女人之前,再累也不说累,男人有了女人之后即使不累,也说自己累,男人希望女人用她那温柔得双手给自己按摩男人觉得这是一种幸福.

恩，说的没错，深有体会。

最简单的幸福....你爱我 我爱你

与我心有戚戚焉，你太有才了！

貌似笨笨全球通嫩 没有什么他不懂得

那它知道你今天早上几点起的床？是先上的厕所还是先洗的脸吗？

。。。

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