1、You look like you are 18.
你看起来好像才18岁。（东方人普遍看起来比较年轻）
2、You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍。(他们都是直接切掉的)
3、You sing karaoke.
你唱K。(唐人街才有的玩意儿)
6、Your house is covered with tile.
你的房子铺的是瓷砖。(老外都是木板)
5、You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
你的遥控器外面包着塑料。
6、You’ve never kissed your mom or dad.
你从没吻过你父母。(中国人谁这样啊？)
7、You’ve never hugged your mom or dad.
你从没抱过你父母。(幼儿园时算不算？)
8、Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
你的视觉想象力低于20/500。
9、You’ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
你五年级开始就戴眼镜了。(中国人都是爱学习的好孩子……)
10、You love to use coupons.
你喜欢用折价券。
11、You take showers at night.
你晚上洗澡。(许多美国人都是早上洗)
12、You don’t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room.
你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房。
13、Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male.
如果你是男人，那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少。
14、You say’Aiya!’and’Wah!’frequently.
你经常说“哎(二声)呀(四声)”和“哇(四声)”。
15、You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and black jack.
你喜欢拉斯维加斯、老虎机和二十一点。(中国人好赌，地球人都知道)
16、You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
你会洗2-3次米。
17、You beat eggs with chopsticks.
你用筷子打鸡蛋。


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18、You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
你只在11点后打长途。

19、You live with your parents and you are 30years old(and they prefer it that way)、Or if you’re married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
你三十岁时还和父母住在一起，并且他们也喜欢你这样。或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了，但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区。
20、You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends.
你发觉这里说的都是真的，所以你把它发送给你认识的所有中国朋友。