通过媒体报道和采访，我们了解了一部份的老吉：风趣、开朗，文质彬彬。那镜头之外的老吉又是如何
捏
？听听见过本尊的路人们怎么说吧

漂亮的蓝眼吉


不肖老爸说老吉
至于Jake——我叫他Jake。我遇到过他两次。两次兴奋不已的邂垢。一次是在Fiddlehead农场路边的超市，我看着他的眼，微笑和点头打召呼。Jake笑得有点腼腆，我记得他说了声“嗨”。那就像是昨天才发生的事。第二天早上，我在Lambert’s Cove海滩溜我那两只狗。我那时只有两只狗（当时Lambert’s Cove海滩又叫做狗滩）。它现在还是溜狗海滩，只是多了些对宠物不友好的法西斯限制。Jake常和朋友在这里溜狗，有时带着他的德国牧羊犬。他曾和我就狗进行过简短的交谈。
那天在海滩溜狗时，我给我21岁的女儿打电话，她就在离这五分钟路程外。最多15分钟，如果算上她带上正在照看的小孩子和一路找过来的时间。我知道Hannah肯定会一路飞奔过来看Jake。我只是没想到她竟然疯狂到换上一件丝质的金色珠片洋装，群摆开叉几乎到了肚脐，绝对是戛纳海滩上狗仔们的最爱。她这一身和地上满是沙的早上8点半的狗公园极其不合。唯一好彩的是她当时正在帮她客户溜狗。
当我女儿到了海滩时，她几乎很难不看向Jake那个方向。当时整个沙滩只有不到30人。她和我说的第一句话是“老天，他好帅。看那胸膛。他好可爱。他留了胡子？”对，Hannah，你可以从他嘴周围的毛发看出来。
我告诉我女儿“你可以过去和他说点啥，你和他也算有点关系嘛”（我女儿的同事是吉姐的朋友之类）。Hannah还曾见过吉姐和姐夫。名人到处都有嘛。
“去和Jake聊聊吧，Hannah。和他聊他的狗。当他以大男生的机智回你时，笑得迷人点，轻抚他的上手臂（随便吃吃豆腐，反正不吃白不吃嘛，果然姜还是老D飙悍哪）。我会帮你看着狗狗，并拍下你吃帅哥明星豆腐的无耻行为。”
这是不是才是乔布斯发明iPhone的初衷——为了不肖中年们在狗滩帮女儿拉皮条？（同问乔帮主）


原文
With Jake – I call him Jake – it’s actually been two times. Two spine-tingling times. Once in Fiddlehead Farm roadside market, I caught his eye, grinned and nodded hello. Jake smiled shyly and said, if I recall, “Hi.” It see***ike just yesterday. The next morning, I was walking my two dogs on Lambert’s Cove beach. I had just the two at the time, back when Lambert’s Cove was happily known as the dog beach. It’s still the dog beach but now with more fascist, anti-pet friend restrictions. Jake was with human and pet friends, including his German Shepherd. He and I briefly chatted about our dogs.
That day on the beach, I phoned my then 21-year-old daughter who I knew was five minutes away. Fifteen if you count packing up the children she was nannying and navigating the dune path. I knew that Hannah would race to get a look at Jake Gyllenhall. What I did not expect was for her to have changed insanely into a silky, golden, bejeweled, cleavage-revealing one-piece that swept nearly to her navel and was worthy of the paparazzi on the beaches of Cannes. She looked shockingly out of place here at 8:30 a.m. at what was in effect a sand-covered version of a dog park. The only fortunate attribute saving her was that she was walking her client’s dog.
On her approach down the final dune to the water’s edge, she nearly fell over awkwardly attempting not to look in Jake’s direction. There were less than thirty people on the entire beach. The first thing she said to me was, “Oh my god. He’s so cute. Look at his chest. He’s adorable. Does he have a beard?” Yes, Hannah. You can tell by all the hair around his mouth. So that happened.
I told her, “You could go up to talk to him; you have an in.” The woman who Hannah worked for was actually friends or something with Jake’s sister Maggie or their sons were friends — that kind of thing. Hannah had even met Maggie at some point with Peter Sarsgard. I know. Celebs everywhere.
“Go talk to Jake, Hannah. Go to talk to Jake. Say something about his dog. When he answers in a boyishly witty way, chuckle coquettishly and touch his upper arm. I’ll stand over here with the dogs and video you shamelessly groping a handsome movie star.”
Was this the reason why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone in the first place – for middle-aged men to pimp their daughters on a dog beach?

既然有TX提，就把这个也搬过来吧...电视台PA说（她是在SNL节目组打过一段短工的中国留学生，在去年3月Jake到SNL宣传SC时见过本尊，原文如下）：
才想起来刚才答应要8JAKE的
　　JAKE 就是LZ眼里的完美帅哥 颜无敌 身高够格
　　说句震惊的吧 JAKE是LZ见过比较不上镜的演员了
　　但是帅归帅 还是个很不好接触的人
　　像LZ这样的人根本都木有机会去攀谈 工作事宜也不能
　　非常非常重视个人隐私的人 很少主动找别人说话 脸总是冷冷的
　　脸上老是写着“别惹我”三个大字
　　说实话可以说是比较大牌的一个人了 唉

请记住，某吉比较不上镜哟o_O...好奇真身得帅到怎样一个祸国秧民...呀呀呀呀呀呀


这个推主对于见过某的室友各种羡慕+妒嫉
I can barely deal with this. I am going to be 18 shades of envy after hearing about it in detail.（我几乎不能接受这个。听了室友近距离接近Jake我各种妒嫉）
When asked if he was cocky, roomie said, "Not at all. So kind." Resume swooning.（我问他Jake耍不耍大牌，室友回：“一点也不。他很和蔼。”我快要晕倒了）
Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto. Source: my roommate, whom he just approached and called cute. （Jake在多伦多。消息来源：我室友。他之前得以近距离接触过某吉，说本尊很帅）

又帅又亲切D某只


一位德国吉粉见过真身后的感受：我非常吃惊他本人看上去竟然这么完美漂亮！我在POP首映上得以近距离接触过他，他就是纯粹的完美无缺！！而且我也很意外他看去那么精致、优雅和纤细。（我不确定德语zierlich是不是应该这么翻）我的意思是他基本上和我差不多高，但看上去没有这么高这么壮...我这是表扬...
I was amazed at just how beautiful and perfect he looks in reality! I was really close at the PoP premiere and he is pure perfection!! And I was absolutely surprised at how delicate, graceful, slender (not sure what the appropriate word for the German "zierlich" would be...) his body seemed. I mean I think he is almost as tall as I am, but he didn't seem to be that tall and totally unbuff... In a good way...

完美无缺的Jake G


这个还满好玩D说，虽然MM有点自恋过了头在R线车厢里最美好的一刻是，Jake Gyllenhaal打量你，你妈妈很不爽。但当她发现那是Jake Gyllenhaal时，她笑了，说“哦哦哦，他在打量我女儿捏” 所以他全程都在打量我和我姐...
LMFAO that best moment when you're on the R train and Jake Gyllenhaal checks you out and then my mom gets mad , but then she realizes hes JAKE GYLLENHAAL and starts smiling sayiing " ooohhh he checked my girls out" but yeah so the whole ride he was starring at me and my sis...

唔...倒底是某吉在打望还是MM想太多了捏？


专业摄影师说：Working on stuff for Jake Gyllenhaal's new film "End Of Watch" - You should see this guy before he's photoshopped. He looks… just as good.（正在处理Jake Gyllenhaal新片EOW的东西——你们应该看看这家伙没有被P过之前的样子。他看上去...和P过之后一样帅）

好想看看本尊哪哪哪哪哪哪到底可以帅到哪个地步呀呀呀呀呀呀


吉粉说：Jake Gyllenhaal，我最爱的名人之一。事情是这样的...我和两个朋友一起去到剧院，问了一个剧院保安Jake什么时候会出来见粉丝们，他告诉我们9点半左右。所以我们离开去吃晚餐，然后8点时回到剧院，因为怕等Jake的人太多。我们回到剧院时决定就在剧院门口等Jake，直到他表演结束。我们之前问话的保安走过来告诉我们Jake一会儿会出来小休一会儿，但不可以照相。我们答应了。
所以当Jake出来时他坐在了一面矮墙上，抽出一支烟（不知为么觉得这个画面好帅好性感），当他站起身时他看到了我，我笑着向他挥手，他回以一笑并说了声“嗨”，我心已死（笑）。在Jake抽烟时我和我的朋友小声交谈了一会儿，然后非常突然地，我望向他，他我招手叫我过去。我指向自己，他微笑点头。我的梦想即将成真！然后我们走过去，他先为了自己的英英口音道歉，说是为了保持角色的连戏。我说没关系然后我们一起大笑。然后他问我们有没有看过这部剧？都来自哪里？在周三的晚上在街上做些啥？就读的是哪间大学...等等。然后他问“你们要合照么？”我说“不用，我更想和你多聊聊”，他笑着说好，又说因为大部份人只是想和他合影留恋而已（老吉，你错了，我们都想和你多聊聊，只是不敢而已），然后我们和他聊了一小会儿，因为有个人就站在我们身后（应该是他的新助理），所以最后Jake说“好吧，我们来合影留恋吧”，然后我们合照并道别。我想我们聊了大概10分钟左右（幸运D姑娘！！）。
那晚的经历太棒了，他非常了不起，而让我觉得最贴心的是他想了解我们多些，从这里你可以看出他真的关心他的粉丝，希望可以很快再次遇到他（姑娘你真贪心，不过谁不想捏）

这就是这个幸运D姑娘（希望我也有这机会可以和老吉聊两句）
Jake Gyllenhaal, one of my celebrity crushes. So here’s the story… My 2 friends and i got to the theater and asked a security guard when Jake would be out to meet fans, he told us 9:30pm so so i said thank you and we left to go get something to eat and to arrive back at 8 just incase there were people waiting for Jake, so when we arrive at the theater again we decided to just sit infront of the theater waiting for Jake’s show to be over, and the same security guard i mentioned earlier came up to us and said, Jake is going to come outside for a break don’t take any pics, and we said okay no problem. So when Jake walks out he sits on the ledge of a wall and takes out a cigarette, while he was getting up on the ledge he looked at me, so i waved and smiled, and he then smiled back and said hey, i died inside lol, so me and my friends were just chatting for a lil while Jake was smoking then all of a sudden i look over and hes waving his hand to come to him, and i pointed at myself, and he shook his head yes and smiled, my dreams were about to come true, so we walked over and he said excuse the accent i dont want to break character, and i said its cool then i laughed, he then asked us if we’ve seen the show yet, and he asked us where we were from, and what we were doing in the city on a Wednesday night, what college i was going to, and etc… then he asked do u guys want your picture? and i was like no i want to talk, he then smiled and said okay because most people just want pictures with him, so after that we all talked to him for a little longer, because there was a guy behind us, so Jake finally said alright lets get a picture so we took the picture and said bye. I think we talked for atleast 10 minutes. It was such an amazing night and hes such a great guy, he kept wanting to get to know us and i thought that was the sweetest thing, from that u can really tell he cares about his fans, hope to meet him again soon. <3

这个姑娘好幸运，还和老吉聊上了几句
Describe everything in detail: height, smell, etc lol（仔细描述每一个细节：身高、微笑，等等）
eek!! Ok, I can't fully put it into words but here goes: he's 5'11, smelled super yummy, was so super chill after his performance, has the most piercing eyes that make you feel like you are the only one in the world that exists and his voice melted my heart when we talked...and he said he wanted to marry me. Yup! That's it...except the last part which I totally dreamt. :D
嘿嘿嘿！！好了，我还没法完全组织好言语，不过大致经过是这样的：他大约181，笑起来超级杀人，表演结束后的他酷到没话说。他有着最最迷人的眼睛，当他看着你时会让你觉得你是这世上的唯一，我们交谈时他的声音让我心都融了...而且他说他想娶我...哈！就这样了...除了最后一句是我梦想的（笑）

好命D姑娘

因为舞台剧的关系，最近看到某只胡子D人猛增，这位路人也太好运了吧，让其他为了某吉去看舞台剧去要不到签名/合照的吉粉情何以堪哪：当我们从所住的酒店向时代广场方向走时，我们经过了一家戏剧的后台入口处，有不少人在那里等候演员出来。这部剧的主演之一是Jake Gyllenhaal，所以我想他肯定会出来见粉丝兼签名啥的。我们等了一会就等到他出来了，向粉丝们走过来。当他走到我身边时我问他可不可以合照一张？让我非常吃惊的是他竟然自己拿过我的相机和我合照了一张。这也太酷了吧？！我喜欢找明星签名，非常有意思！
他（Jake）签完名后和几个朋友一起离开——如果我不是和朋友一起我肯定会跟上去看他会去哪里吃饭。我好奇他会不会去明星们爱去的Joe Allen？（前晚我有在那里吃饭但没看到任何熟悉的明星）这个路人阿姨还蛮八的嘛