1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵)2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍(他们都是直接切掉的)4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设(偶没有, 老爸不让, 说一看就是中国人, 俗, 郁闷)5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意儿)6.Your house is covered with tile.你的房子铺的是瓷砖(老外都是木板)7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film ofgrease.你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂(爱炒东西的缘故)8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.你的遥控器外面包着塑料(发现真的只有中国人才这样)10.You\'ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你从没吻过你父母(中国人谁这样啊)11.You've never hugged your mom or dad. 你从没抱过你父母(幼儿园时算不算?)12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.你的视觉想象力低于20/500(不知啥意思)13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \"coke bottle glasses\". 你戴隐形眼镜,这样才能避免戴你的"瓶底眼镜"(怎么说得中国人好像都近视? 偶就不怎么戴眼镜, 不过也近视两三百了, 呵呵)14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年级开始就戴眼镜了.(中国人都是爱学习的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼镜有关?)15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后头发会竖起来.16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论.(无理取闹???)17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约~~)18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不息开着车子到处找. (恩, 我爸就这样)19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位. (看来老外真的不太讲究这个.)20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (许多美国人都是早上洗, 不知道为什么)21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃.(那些东西都是over-charged了的, 谁那么笨啊)22.You don\'t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房.(那也太抠门了吧...)

68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.你去吃自助餐前会把自己饿个半死.69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.你认识可以打折卖给你珠宝或电器的人.70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you\'re never going to use them again. 你留着用过的可乐瓶.71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.你的牙膏都挤到纸一样薄.73.You know what moon cakes are. 你知道什么是月饼.74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.当厕纸降价时,你买了100多卷并囤在衣橱或别人的房间里. (这个厉害, 那个被占领卧室的人真可怜)75.Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 不知道什么意思76.You iron your own shirts. 你自己烫衣服. (意思是父母不会烫, 老外劲小瞧咱中国人, 看我飞起一腿,啊扎~~~~`)77.You play a musical 包含ument.你会弹奏一种乐器. (当然, 咱中国人打小都是天才,哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......)78.Even if you're totally full,if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you'll finish them.即使你饱了, 当别人要把剩下的菜倒掉时你会一嘴把它吃完.(........really?.......)79.You've eaten a red bean popsicle.你吃过红豆冰棍80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. 你拜访别人时会带着水果81.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.你在餐后抢着付帐单.82.You majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law.你的主科是实用型的, 工程学, 机械学或法律.83.You live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that way).Or if you\'re married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.你三十岁时还和父母住在一起并且他们也喜欢你这样.或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了, 但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区.84.You don\'t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 你不会给超过10%的小费, 即使有也是给中国服务员. (靠,我都是给15%的, 给10%人家恨死你. 可能每个州不一样吧)85.You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 你爱好吃苦瓜. (我就不爱吃苦瓜,苦瓜汤还可以)86.You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,but don\'t eat the last piece of food on the table.你吃光碗里的最后一粒米, 但不吃盘里的最后一口菜.87.You know why there are 88reasons. 你知道为什么这里有88条.88.You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends.你发觉这里说的都是真的, 所以你把它send 给你认识的所有中国朋友. (呵呵~~~)