昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较 清闲，面带微笑的： >前台小姐：“Hello.” > >老外：“Hi.” > >前台小姐：“You have what thing？” > >老外：“Can you speak english？” > >前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” > >老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” > >前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” > >老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” > >前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >？” > >老外：“I want to speak to your head.” > >前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”