1)Never leave your Hotmail address in any of the Baidu forums.......You'll get added like crazy...I have 108 contacts, and I barely even know half of them...

2)Never like guys like Lee Banji from Talk Back and You're Dead, Zhi Yingsheng from The guy was gorgeous, nor Rukawa Kaede from Slambunk. Because if you do, you'll soon realize how bleak your life is, 'cause boys from your school are UGLY!!!!

3)When people tell you that they cannot "stand you"....tell them to "sit down".............-_-^I know this line is old, but it works EVERY TIME!~~~~~~~~~

4)Gay people, um, sorry I should say, homosexuals....are not scared of girls........(For example, the one in my class....)

5)Don't ever diss your French teacher.....T^T

Good,I remember it. Thank you.

i don't get your fifth one: never diss french teacher, why? they'll diss u back in french, rite? so that u don't even know what they're trying to say. did i get it rite?by the way, i strongly support your first point: never leave ur email address on baidu, or else u'll get a whole bunch of ppl eagerly adding u， and that might be the most annoying thing ever!!!my solution for this problem is to delete + block them... hahahaha i admire myself for such a great idea [olivia: sigh, that was common sense...]

damn... all the things i wrote suddenly got erased... i'm not patient enough to rewrite my essay-long comment...

wait... it's rite there... forgive my bad eye sight...amen...