level 9
Lü the bedbug, are you still human?Lu Bedbug, listen up! How dare you still come to see your supreme ruler, the Holy One? You have already been deprived of the right to your human name by the Famous Generals' Bar. Considering that you advocate the theory of the survival of the fittest and make people laugh, you have been deleted from the comments and fled by your supreme ruler, the Sub-sage, with a single slash. You should kneel down and beg for mercy to your supreme ruler, the Sub-sage, and pray for an ending like Guan Yu's. Objectively speaking, Lu Chichong, as a strange entity, has violated the philosophy of the Famous Generals' Bar. Lu Chichong, who once attacked Zhuge Liang's military
2026年07月31日 09点07分
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level 9
Lu Chichong's big photo was combined with his favorite Guan Yu, and his usurping of his name was also ridiculed by the world. So you can go to the United States that you dare not even dream of, and the United Kingdom that you can only settle for in your fantasies. (Note: In fact, in the dry toilet, Lu Bedbug was loudly and hoarse, spraying and eating feces. As for why Lu Bedbug didn't dare to attack Wang Bedbug, the actual reason was that Wang Bedbug, in order to gain the support of his kind, used the void to drill through Lu Bedbug's bottom.
2026年07月31日 10点07分
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level 9
This is indeed an indisputable fact. Because Lu Bedbug didn't exist, it led Lu Bedbug to show off the communication process with feces in the dry toilet After being struck back to reality by the void of the King Bug, I have since developed a condition similar to Stockholm syndrome. (Note: Since Lu Chichong was not human, he was not truly qualified to suffer from Stockholm syndrome. From then on, Lu Chichong fell in love with Zhuge Liang, the imaginary enemy in the void. Therefore, there was no difference between Lu Chichong and the pass area he had imagined. He had exhausted all his efforts to prove that he was not in the pass area he had imagined. Then, survival had lost its meaning. Your supreme ruler, the Holy One, commands you to become shit immediately
2026年07月31日 10点07分
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我居然全篇没靠翻译软件自己翻译出来了
2026年07月31日 14点07分