三小木木 三小木木
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俘虏跟马 俘虏跟马 一个骑兵在作战中不幸被俘。我们会杀掉所有俘虏,敌军首领对他说:不过由於你在作战中表现英勇,令人佩服,我可以三天后再杀,在此之前满足你三个要求。现在,你可以提第一个要求了。骑兵想也没想,说:我想对我的马说句话。首领答应了,於是骑兵走过去,对他的马耳语了一句。那马听了後,长啸一声,疾驰而去。黄昏时分,马回来了,背上驮著一个漂亮女郎。当天晚上,骑兵便与女郎共度良宵。首领啧啧称奇:真是一匹神奇的宝马!他说:不过,我还是要杀你。你的第二个要求是什麼?骑兵再次要求和马说句话。首领答应了,於是骑兵再次跟马耳语了一句,那马又长啸一声,疾驰而去。黄昏时分,马又回来了,这次背上驮的有是个女郎,比上次那个更加性感动人。当天晚上,骑兵与这位女郎又度过了欢乐的一晚。首领大为叹服:你和你的马都令人大开眼界,不过明天我还是要杀你,现在你提出你最後一个要求吧.骑兵想了一下,说:我想和我的马单独谈谈。首领觉得很奇怪,不过还是点头应允,带著随从离开了,帐篷裏只剩下骑兵和他的宝马。骑兵死死地盯著他的马,突然揪住它的双耳,气冲冲的说:我再说一遍,我再说一遍,这是最後一遍,给我带一个「旅」的人来,不是带一个女人来 *%#@$&^#$
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The Giving Tree As we begin a fruitful week, here's a touching story on "The Giving Tree".A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, and took a nap under the shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by. The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad."Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them.""Sorry, but I don't have money. But you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited."Come and play with me" the tree said."I don't have time to play. I have to work for family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?" "Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house."So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted."Come and play with me!" the tree said.The boy said, "I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?" "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you." the tree said."I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied."No more trunk for you to climb on" "I am too old for that now" the boy said."I really can't give you anything. The only thing left is my dying roots." the tree said with tears."I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." the boy replied. "Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come, come sit down with me and rest."The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.This is a story of everyone. The tree represents our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad. Now that we have grown up, we leave them, going back to them only when we need something or when we are in trouble. Yet, our forgiving parents are always there for us and will give everything they could to make us happy. You may think the boy iscruel to the tree, but that's how a lot of us are treating our parents.Fathers' Day is on this Sunday. Do spend some quality time with the important man of your life.
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