老实人甲 老实人甲
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[炒冷饭]零红蝶结局一里,她们究竟说了什么(English version) Recorded as followings:Mio: How can I express my congratulations to you for hitting the ranking of popularity, Mayu? Mayu: My dear Mio....please do me a favor that you can release my neck, because I am out of breathe.Mio: Did you feel disappointed that you can not fulfill your conspiracy?Mayu: what do you mean?Mio: Don't act as nothing you have done! Why there had been some evil spirit which can take my life without the function of revival stone when you had left?Mayu: Have you been wondering about mine? I am your own sister...Mio: If you can give me a reasonable explanation, I will forgive you. But why I had suffered too much on the way here, and do you know what kind of feelings I had when I had took some pills without the production date and even without the warranty.Mayu: Please....please calm down...your hands made me suffer....Mio: Well, I will never let you act as you are innocent anymore! I can't imagine that how many votes you could get by chatting from those "Lolikons" who like milky girls. Mayu: Please ....listen....to ....me.....that...Mio: That's enough! What did you want to say to cover what you had done? If I remain your life even for one minute, you will have hundreds votes by chatting.Mayu: Do you remember that ....we....should ....be ....together?Mio: Well, for the sake of that, I will get rid of you in order that the players would believe it's acceptable, then we are together. Because they are chatted by the view of this story, so they can not treat my behaviors as a crime.Mayu: Don't do that....Mio: ahahahahahaha, I am the top of the ranking!(turn to those spirits beside)Now, all of you knows who is your boss, so, give me the morale!Priest: Kill her! Kill her!.....Mayu: Please listen to me...Mio: Enough! You cannot imagine that your last trump was defeated, you may think that I had never seen that you run with sorrow and lie on the ground, mustn't you?Mayu: I am just....Mio: Shut up! You treat me as I have no idea about why you are here, don't you? Actually, I know that you want to call the better spirit to fight against me from that hole. And you are hardly to believe that I know you want to end me once we entered the village! But you should know that who I can depend on is those player, though some of them cannot read the Japanese, they can find some guides of this game, but not those spirits without thinking.Mayu: Please give ....me....another....chance.....Mio: Sorry, the players are waiting for my crying and following the crimson butterfly before you are dead. What's more, they will never know the truth of your death! ahahahahahahaha.Mayu: Aha....(Kicked into the utsuro)Crimson butterfly comes outMio (turns to those spirit who come here for fun): What are you waiting for? MUSIC!Mio (follows the crimson butterfly): Sister~~~~~~~~~The crimson butterfly thinks: I am not your sister....THE END
想一想,如果怜和雨优一起走了会怎么样....... 对白如下怜:有没有搞错,我费了那么半天劲来这里找你,你就让我这么走了我多没有面子呀?雨优:再怎么说我也是个日本人,你说和我一起走,我就让你和我一起走,有失武士道的尊严...怜:我给你个机会来抱我一下,你抱不抱我?优雨:你看主题歌都唱起来了,你还是回去吧....怜:我不...优雨:你这个样子让我很为难,我还要赶着去投胎呢..听话...怜:我就不....优雨:那要我怎么做你才肯放我走呢?怜:让我和你一起走.优雨:这样不好吧,你怎么样也要给player们一个交代呀.怜:我管不了那么多了,你究竟是爱player们多一点还是爱我多一点?优雨:不是吧....如果我爱你多一点的话player们会拔电源的,你知不知到后果有多严重呀?怜:他们要拔早拔了.优雨:我真是受不了你了.诺某路 诺某路 他一有无噶 挖他西挪把小哦无次得油枯怜(挥拳重重地打到了天野月子的脸上):挪挪挪 挪你个头呀,我们这里情意绵绵你居然要升太阳还,你再挪信不信我ff死你!优雨:不是吧...你这样会让这个游戏变成r18的.怜:你真懂还是假懂呀,恐怖类游戏哪个不是r18!优雨:谁来附体我让我抱她下...(经过的鬼说:你本来是灵魂状态,谁还能附你体呢?)众鬼魂:是呀,快点咯,我们都走了好几遍了.优雨:没有办法了(搂住怜的肩膀)你不后悔和我一起走吗?怜(陶醉状):我愿随你到海角天涯....game over.....重上次记录的地方开始回到标题画面
山上有宙斯,地上有城户光政 宙斯不用多说各位就知道是个花花公子,与无数女神和凡人美貌女子,生下了无数后代。然后,他的儿子们相互残杀。他的儿子有多少?多到可以让荷马写两本史诗。所谓无巧不成书呀,日本出了个城户光政,这个人也不一般,自己赚钱让后周游四海遍地撒种,但是,那么多孩子这日后怎么分配财产呢?这么多财产以后怎么承担遗产税的问题呢?如果承担不了,岂不都被国家占有了?!他很苦恼,但是,不知道是命运出于同情还是机会为有准备的人而得,这一日,他碰到一个自称是黄金圣斗士的乞丐,怀里还报着一个传说是雅典娜转世的女婴,他灵机一动,收下了女婴,还强抢了该乞丐的黄金……圣衣。其后,建立了以城户纱织为名的基金(可以顺理成章的逃税)并让其儿子们接受特训,然后再相互残杀,后称“百日战争”,奖品就是那件卖不出去套不了现的黄金圣衣。可惜……他低估了雅典娜,这个小女孩为了独占其财产,买通了很多女神,使得老光政精疲力竭,撒手人寰。我们不得而知也无法预见宙斯是否也会遭雅典娜的毒手。但是……也不是没有这个可能,毕竟在克洛托斯死的时候给宙斯下了诅咒,说他也同自己一样被其子女杀掉。就现在的形式来看,阿波罗是没有这个可能了,这个眼高手低的家伙已经被踢出这个残酷的竞赛的圈子了。而雅典娜--这个用天真与正义做为借口来掩饰自己残忍的女神很有这个实力来始末宙斯这个老糊涂。出自老实人甲的空间EG无罪,YY有理。
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