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【笑笑】女人就是这样折腾死老公的   老公:我给你倒去。   老公:哎,这水杯不就在你手边嘛,没看见?   老婆:看见了,我就是想让你递给我。 关于领导   老婆:我在外面不是领导,在家里就得当领导。你在外面是领导,在家里就得被领导。   老公:那我要是在外面当不成领导了呢?   老婆:一个男人,在外面看人脸色,回家来拿老婆耍威风,算什么男人!   关于睡觉   老婆:咱们盖那个双人被吧。   老公:别!那到第二天早上就全裹你身上了。我什么也盖不着。还是自己盖自己的吧,心里踏实。   老婆:哼,你就是自己盖,到明天早上照样也得被我裹走!   关于中心   老婆:我在我们家一直是中心,在你们家也得以我为中心。   老公:那我在我们家也一直是中心。   老婆:可我这中心比你那中心重要。   老公:为什么?   老婆:因为我是千金,你只是个小子。 关于打电话   老婆:你为什么不给我打电话?!   老公:倒打一耙!今天不是说好你给我打电话的嘛。结果我等了一天,还是我打给你的。   老婆:我是说过,可我又改主意了。张爱龄说:女人有改主意的特权。   老公:那你改主意没跟我说呀!   老婆:我说了,我心里说的,谁让你和我心灵不相通的。   关于异性朋友   老婆:我可以有男朋友,你不能干涉我。   老公:行,我也交个女朋友。   老婆:不行!   老公:凭什么你行我不行呀。   老婆:我交男朋友,你做不到的人家能做到,我就不会老挑你毛病了,有利于家庭幸福。你交女朋友,我心眼儿小,吃醋和你吵架,不利于家庭安定。   老公:那我也心眼儿小。   老婆:一个男人,和女人一样心眼儿小,亏你好意思说! 关于拿东西   老婆:这个袋子你也拿着吧。   老公:我都拿着四个袋子了,你什么都不拿,好意思吗?   老婆:那我还挽着你呢!你100多斤呢,我拿的东西不比你拿的东西重多了。   关于散步   老婆:咱们一直散步到那条马路吧。   老公:到那儿太远了,一会儿该走不回来了。   老婆:没事,你背我回来。   关于婚外恋   老婆:现在电视里老演婚外恋,你说,你会有婚外恋吗?   老公:不会。   老婆:为什么?   老公:有你一个我就够后悔的了,决不能再要第二个! 关于ML老婆:老公,我要 !  老公:我给!三十分钟过去。。。。。。  老婆:老公!我还要。   老公:我给!!! 三十分钟过去。。。。。。老婆:老公!我还想要。 三十分钟又过去。。。。。。 三十分钟过去。。。。。。三十分钟过去。。。。。。三十分钟过去。。。。。。三十分钟过去。。。。。。老泼:老公你怎么死了。。。这种死法~~~☆●______◇______10の完美分割线______◇______●☆ ╭╮__ \|/ __╭╮  │           │  │ ≥ ╭———╮ ≤ │  │///│0 0│///│  │   ╰———╯   │欢迎光临10の1034吧 ╰——┬O————┬—O╯    ●│     │    ╰│  O  │     ╰||-||╯   http://post.baidu.com/f?ct=&tn=&rn=&pn=&lm=&sc=&kw=1034&rs2=0&myselectvalue=1&word=1034&tb=on
【F1】The 2007 Team by Team Preview - part three Toro Rosso18 Vitantonio Liuzzi, 19 Scott SpeedWhatever anyone might tell you, indications are this has not been a happy team during the winter break. Neither Vitantonio Liuzzi nor Scott Speed had their contracts confirmed until very late, following harsh public criticism from co-owner Gerhard Berger. The Austrian suggested he had sought drivers of the likes of Juan Pablo Montoya and Mika Hakkinen as potential replacements, despite the fact that last season both the Italian and the American regularly upstaged their Red Bull siblings in a car that was one year older than their mounts. Perhaps not a conventional way to motivate people, though it was interesting to see in recent testing in Bahrain that in a short time both Toro Rosso pilots got their new cars going faster than the Red Bulls again.Therein, of course, lies a tale, as Toro Rosso faces the same criticisms from rivals as Super Aguri that their new car breaks the rules by being based on another competitor’s. There are those who will tell you that the Adrian Newey-designed Red Bull RB3 and the Toro Rosso STR02 are separated only by their engines; the former has the Renault RS27, the latter Ferrari’s 056 V8. The team insist all is legal.Watch this lot, however. Liuzzi is underrated and is determined to beat the Red Bull guys again; and Speed showed well against him in the second half of 2006. They both have a point to prove.Spyker20 Christijan Albers, 21 Adrian SutilTesters: Fairuz Fauzy, Adrian Valles, Giedo van der Garde, Markus WinkelhockFirst they were Jordan. Then, after gentle decline, they became Midland for an uncomfortable limbo period. Since Spyker took over late last year, this team have begun the long task of pulling themselves up by their boot straps.Getting Mike Gascoyne on board as chief technical officer was a positive move - many believe Toyota’s loss to be Spyker’s gain. Affectionately known as the ‘Rottweiler’ in the paddock, there isn’t an awful lot Gascoyne’s been able to do with the F8-VII given his relatively recent arrival, but he is a down-to-earth character who, appropriately, calls a spade a spade, and he will guide the engineering department, led by technical director James Key, down the right path.With Ferrari engines for the first time, they will have good power and should have excellent reliability, giving Spyker the chance to progress. Of course it will be tough, but team principal Colin Kolles proved himself adept at keeping Jordan afloat when investment from Midland dried up and Andy Stevenson did a solid, unsung job as team manager.On the driver front, Dutchman Christijan Albers will be the darling of team owners Michiel Mol and Victor Muller. He has shown reasonable speed and has the experience to make the most of his equipment. German rookie Adrian Sutil showed well against Lewis Hamilton in F3, and also impressed on his Friday test runs for Midland in 2006.Super Aguri22 Takuma Sato, 23 Anthony DavidsonTester: Sakon YamamotoLast year Super Aguri struggled along with a lashed up car, the faithful Takuma Sato and Japanese team mates Yuji Ide and Sakon Yamamoto. It was always going to be a tough season as they established themselves, but towards the end of the year, particularly in Brazil, improvements in their Bridgestone tyres enabled Sato to get in amongst the Spykers and Red Bulls. A team’s second year is always harder than the first, but Super Aguri may prove the exception to that rule after a tough 2006 baptism. In 2007 things should only get better, given that they have had an awful lot more time to prepare for the new season, and that their ties with Honda are even stronger.First, Sato gets what he needs: a team mate who can give him a hard time and keep him fully focused. Anthony Davidson played with Sato the role Dario Franchitti played to Jan Magnussen in their F3 days, but just as Franchitti went on to have the stronger career in the big leagues, so Davidson could yet get the upper hand. He is hugely experienced from all of his testing with Honda, in which he proved himself to be fast and reliable. He may yet gain the advantage over the mercurial Japanese racer.Much will depend on how successful the team’s new car is. Despite any protestations to the contrary, all the expectations are that the SA07 - to be launched on the Wednesday prior to the Australian Grand Prix - will be based heavily on Honda’s 2006 RA106, and the RA807E engine will be strong.
【F1】The 2007 Preview - Team by Team Renault may be champions, but it’s McLaren and Ferrari who have made the headlines in winter testing - testing which arguably threw up more questions than it answered. Can Honda maintain their late 2006 form? Will Williams fight back? Can BMW Sauber really score a shock first win? Will Super Aguri move off the back of the grid in only their second season? We can’t promise the answers, but we can provide some clues… McLaren1 Fernando Alonso, 2 Lewis HamiltonTesters: Pedro de la Rosa, Gary PaffettYou don’t spend more than a few moments in the company of McLaren personnel these days without feeling the ambition vibrating off them. The team made mistakes with their aero package in 2006 that cost them dearly, but now there is an air of determination and confidence pervading the McLaren Technology Centre that is almost tangible.So much within this team is new for 2007: Fernando Alonso, Lewis Hamilton, and title sponsor Vodafone, for starters. World champion Alonso has looked strong and quick all through winter testing in the new MP4-22, and his work ethic is precisely what the team need to hone their act. The Spaniard will certainly win races this year, and he is a definite favourite to challenge for the title too.Hamilton faces a rookie season that would daunt a less competitive man, running alongside the best driver in the world, but he is up for it and is focused on giving his best. Would it be fanciful to envisage him winning a race? Perhaps not, if the cards fall in his favour.Renault 3 Giancarlo Fisichella, 4 Heikki KovalainenTesters: Nelson Piquet Jr, Ricardo ZontaIs Giancarlo Fisichella big enough to carry the burden of Renault’s expectations in 2007? That’s the key question, as the Italian veteran seeks to mould what was Fernando Alonso’s team around himself. Fisichella is desperate to prove that he can be a title contender and that he can step up to the plate following the Spaniard’s departure. His critics suggest he will be lucky to see out the season without being replaced by test driver Nelson Piquet Jr - or not to be blown away by rookie team mate Heikki Kovalainen. His admirers argue he will rise to the occasion.This is what makes 2007 such a great season, because there are no certainties any more. Renault were top dogs in 2005 and 2006, but how much did that owe to Alonso? Are the drivers really that important, or have Bob Bell and his engineers spent new title sponsor ING’s budget creating in the new R27 another masterpiece that will do much of the job for them?Ferrari5 Felipe Massa, 6 Kimi RaikkonenTesters: Luca Badoer, Marc GeneIn their first season since 1995 without Michael Schumacher, and also without the redoubtable engineering talents of Ross Brawn and Nigel Stepney, Ferrari face a different series of challenges in 2007.Testing has indicated that there isn’t much wrong with the new F2007, which has vied for fastest times with McLaren wherever the two teams have run. And Felipe Massa now has his feet nicely under the table at Maranello and comes into the new season buoyed with confidence after his fabulous triumph in Brazil last October. The likable Brazilian proved himself in 2006, winning for the first time in Turkey and showing well against Schumacher, and has to be considered a genuine title aspirant.
【NEWS】Schumacher wishes Ferrari luck Schumacher wishes Ferrari luck By Matt Beer Sunday, March 11th 2007, 12:37 GMT Michael Schumacher has wished Ferrari luck ahead of his first season as a retired former Formula One driver.The German attended Ferrari's final pre-season meeting at Maranello on Friday and will continue to work with the team this season, but he will not be in Melbourne for the Australian Grand Prix."I have the feeling that we are very well prepared for the first race and that we should do well," said Schumacher."I cannot wait for the championship to begin as I think it will be very close and exciting."Now all that I can do is cross my fingers and wish Ferrari the best of luck."Ferrari's chief executive Jean Todt acknowledged that starting a season without Schumacher on the driver strength after such a long and successful alliance was a very significant change for the team."Melbourne will mark a new chapter in the extraordinary history of the Scuderia," Todt said. "After eleven years, Michael Schumacher will not be behind the wheel."Now it is the turn of Felipe Massa and Kimi Raikkonen to fly the flag."We have been working as hard as ever over the past few months but we will only know what condition we are in after Saturday's qualifying session."But while Ferrari will be well aware of Schumacher's absence within the team, Honda's Jenson Button believes that Schumacher's shadow will still loom over F1 this season."I think we're never going to miss him because we're still going to get questions all season about him - would he have won the championship if he was here, and what would Michael have said if he was in this situation?" Button told BBC Radio Five.☆●______◇______10の完美分割線______◇______●☆ ╭╮__ \|/ __╭╮  │           │  │ ≥ ╭———╮ ≤ │  │///│0 0│///│  │   ╰———╯   │歡迎光臨10の1034吧 ╰——┬O————┬—O╯    ●│     │    ╰│  O  │     ╰||-||╯   http://post.baidu.com/f?ct=&tn=&rn=&pn=&lm=&sc=&kw=1034&rs2=0&myselectvalue=1&word=1034&tb=on
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【继续无聊】莱库宁吧最有影响力的100位吧友统计 〖最近100页〗 ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※                              ※※   萊庫甯吧最有影響力的100位吧友統計 〖最近100頁〗    ※※                              ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※     用戶ID 主題數 精品數 精品率 主題率 貢獻分  排名-----------------------------------------------------------------   再見琉璃草  244   18  7.38%  4.88%  3157    1   笨笨的狒狒  100   13   13%   2%  2512    2    無暇悲傷   55   16  29.09%  1.1%  1924    3  JoyfulCelena   29   15  51.72%  0.58%  1886    4    千島飛雪   95   12  12.63%  1.9%  1685    5     隱法師   22   10  45.45%  0.44%  1229    6      stell   36   10  27.78%  0.72%  1220    7    寂Shaar寞   78   7  8.97%  1.56%  1142    8  東航紙飛機號   47   9  19.15%  0.94%  1133    9     梅親王   33   9  27.27%  0.66%  1088    10   Kussarcus°   59   7  11.86%  1.18%  1013    11   冰雪的期待  110   1  0.91%  2.2%   872    12     kiminee   32   7  21.88%  0.64%   864    13    kimivanny   20   7   35%  0.4%   864    14  飛揚的風幽草   8   6   75%  0.16%   818    15    KimiMandy   5   5   100%  0.1%   756    16   littleblue   28   6  21.43%  0.56%   744    17     芬蘭雪   4   4   100%  0.08%   739    18    奶瓶不哭   6   5  83.33%  0.12%   721    19     wimilly   6   5  83.33%  0.12%   710    20    時光之痕   6   5  83.33%  0.12%   708    21  Δ冰痕幽幻Δ   16   3  18.75%  0.32%   705    22    Soniasky   64   3  4.69%  1.28%   700    23 只愛卡嘉麗1226   9   5  55.56%  0.18%   650    24 我給天使看的戲   68   2  2.94%  1.36%   631    25    肉肉0809   72   1  1.39%  1.44%   611    26     雪月姿   10   5   50%  0.2%   608    27     發瘋羊   5   4   80%  0.1%   593    28      萱漩   8   4   50%  0.16%   517    29
【无聊】莱库宁吧最有影响力的100位吧友统计 〖最近200页〗 ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※                              ※※   萊庫甯吧最有影響力的100位吧友統計 〖最近200頁〗    ※※                              ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※     用戶ID 主題數 精品數 精品率 主題率 貢獻分  排名-----------------------------------------------------------------      stell  478   42  8.79%  4.78%  6991    1   再見琉璃草  261   25  9.58%  2.61%  3898    2   笨笨的狒狒  100   13   13%   1%  2512    3    KimiMandy   35   19  54.29%  0.35%  2370    4  JoyfulCelena   77   19  24.68%  0.77%  2316    5  飛揚的風幽草  100   17   17%   1%  2244    6    無暇悲傷   55   16  29.09%  0.55%  1924    7  Δ冰痕幽幻Δ   40   12   30%  0.4%  1823    8    千島飛雪   95   12  12.63%  0.95%  1685    9    bestkimi  158   6   3.8%  1.58%  1573    10     芬蘭雪   57   11  19.3%  0.57%  1459    11    天堂古堡   45   12  26.67%  0.45%  1440    12    奶瓶不哭   35   11  31.43%  0.35%  1344    13     隱法師   23   10  43.48%  0.23%  1222    14   littleblue   59   9  15.25%  0.59%  1219    15     發瘋羊   81   7  8.64%  0.81%  1207    16    冰藍小熊   85   6  7.06%  0.85%  1198    17    寂Shaar寞   78   7  8.97%  0.78%  1142    18  東航紙飛機號   47   9  19.15%  0.47%  1133    19     梅親王   33   9  27.27%  0.33%  1088    20   Kussarcus°   59   7  11.86%  0.59%  1013    21      萱漩   27   8  29.63%  0.27%   976    22    時光之痕   38   7  18.42%  0.38%   940    23     kiminee   39   7  17.95%  0.39%   893    24    kimivanny   30   7  23.33%  0.3%   886    25   冰雪的期待  110   1  0.91%  1.1%   872    26   kovalainen   9   6  66.67%  0.09%   797    27   魔名卡卡西   49   5  10.2%  0.49%   771    28     wimilly   12   6   50%  0.12%   746    29 金字塔下的密室   12   6   50%  0.12%   734    30
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