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几个月前，我写了篇专栏是关于“Bieber热”，我用了我女儿的故事做为素材。在那之前，我女儿Grace从来没看过我的专栏，但是后来她发现跟我走在西雅图任何地方，人们都会凑过来说些“Duff and Grace! 是Bieber的粉丝!!!”之类的话。她才意识到是那篇文章搞的鬼，她为此对我很不满意。。。。
然后，几周前，我又写了一篇跟女儿有关的“touched on the topic of 'boys'”，毫无疑问，又一次惹恼了Grace。。。。是的，她现在开始看我的专栏了。。。。
一天早上，Grace拿着一篇写好的文章来找我，“Oh yeah, Dad? 看看这个！”这大概是一种反击，我女儿的作品是这样的：
DAD'S DAILY ROUTINE:爸爸的日程安排----
7:00 a.m.: Wake Up & Talk REALLLLLLLY Loudly on the Phone with Jeff Rouse About Coffee 起床，在电话里跟Jeff Rouse特特特特大声谈论咖啡
8:00 a.m.: Drink Coffee & Watch the News REALLLLLLLY Loudly 喝咖啡，开着特特特大的声音看新闻
9:00 a.m.: Go to the Gym (EWWWWWW) 去健身房
12:00 p.m.: Eat DISGUSTING Tuna Curry Coffee Bean Protein Shake 吃恶心的咖喱金枪鱼咖啡豆蛋白质奶昔
12:30 p.m.: Go to the Studio & Record 去工作室录音
1:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
2:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
3:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
4:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
5:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
6:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
7:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
8:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
9:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
10:00 p.m.: Coffee 咖啡
11:00 p.m.: Come Back Home From the Studio 从工作室回家
DAD'S BFF's: 爸爸的好伙计----
(Not in Any Particular Order)（排名不分先后）
Jeff Rouse
Isaac
Mike Squires（棒球运动员）
John Potatoes (Varvatos)
Sean Kinney（电影演员）
Tavis LeMay
Scotty P.
Matt McKagan （Duff的亲戚？）
LuAnn Finklstein
PatrowTrow
Cupcake 123 (Buckly)（这个应该指Duff家的狗）
Gilby Clarke（哈，这个熟！）
DAD'S EMBARRASSING STUFF: 爸爸的糗事---
He Buys Cologne From SEPHORAAAAAAA (The Gucci One)从Sephora商店买古龙水
He Eats Chocolate Like Every Night 每天晚上都吃巧克力
He Always Says "age" After Everything,I.E.: Cool "songage," "manage" 说什么都喜欢加上"age"，比如"songage","manage"
He Takes His Shirt Off ALL THE FLIPPING TIIIIME When it is Hot Outside只要外面热就把上衣脱下来
He Gets His Hair Colored (He is a 46 Year Old "MACHOOO" Dad) 都是46岁当爸爸的人了还染头发
He is OBSESSED With his BlackBerry 玩黑莓手机上瘾
SO UHMMM YEAH PEACE OUT GANGSTAHHHHS THANKS FOR READING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!谢谢欣赏！！！
2010年08月29日 07点08分
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duff是个好男银
