●地理系学生的情书写道： 　　如果你是东半球，我就是西半球。我们结合便是整个地球了。 　　回信： 　　如果这样的话，地球上那不只剩下我们这孤独的一对了吗？ 　　●历史系学生的情书写道： 　　如果现实是今天，历史是昨天，我们相爱，昨天和今天便天然地接在一起了。 　　回信： 　　只有昨天和今天，那我们的明天在那里？ 　　●数学系学生的情书写道： 　　亲爱的，你是正数，我便是负数，我们都是有理数，天生的一对！ 　　回信： 　　亲爱的，如果结婚后我做出了无理的事，也还是有理的吧？ 　　●哲学系学生的情书写道： 　　芳芳，你是存在，我是意识，根据唯物论的原理，存在决定意识，我愿永远做你忠实的仆人。 　　回信： 　　根据辩证法的原理，在一定条件下，意识对存在有反作用，一旦我们结了婚，你便成了主宰我的皇帝。 　　●语文系学生的情书写道： 　　倩倩，你是夏夜的星，你是春天的云，你是潺潺的小溪，你是溪边柳条枝上的百灵，你是轻盈的舞步，你是悦耳的歌声…… 　　回信： 　　我的天啊，你就是爱那些云啊星啊的……唯独不爱我这个人。 　　●物理系学生的情书写得更妙： 　　你是阴极，我是阳极，我们结合便能产生爱情的电！ 　　回信： 　　请走开！我不敢靠近你，我怕触电。 　　●生物系学生的情书独具一格： 　　人是富有感情的高等动物。我大胆地向你求爱，你一定会接受我的爱，因为我们都是地球上最高等的动物。 　　回信： 　　我已经帮你把信转寄到动物园了！ 

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呵呵，有些意思

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楼上的素质真差

无聊

怎么没有化学的了，是歧视我们吧

不错，好像还有呐，楼主继续。

晕，贴错了，是这个给楼主。

呵呵

呵呵

哈哈哈```!