Hanlon: "[SUCCEEDED] It's kind of a long one, but all right. About twenty, twenty-five years ago, a group of NCR settlers pushed way south into Baja. I guess it doesn't seem so far now if you look at a map, but back then, they were out a ways. They built this little shanty town around a well in the middle of nowhere. Called it Rattletail.
Word got back to one of our stations that raiders had been attacking the place. I went out with six rangers. We must have been on the trail for a week before we got to Rattletail. We lost one woman to Night Stalkers and another almost died of dehydration. When we reach the place, it's six shacks set up around an old well.
There's over two dozen bodies lying in the dunes way outside of town and five men with .308 rifles crouched behind sand bags. And these bodies, these people out in the sand, they aren't raiders. Aren't even heavily armed. They're just people who were trying to get to the only well in fifty miles. I didn't have to talk to the men to see that they did not care one bit.
They had planted an NCR flag over the well and they would not budge until every last one of them was laid out, dead and cold. So I walked up and told them there was a group of raiders coming, one hundred strong. I made up some cockamamie name for them and everything. The men looked at each other, looked at us, and asked me what we were going to do about it.
I told him we would take them back into NCR territory because we had already lost ten rangers on the way out. Ten rangers, five men with .308 rifles. Well, that was enough for them. They packed up what they could and we took them back north. Last I heard, they settled somewhere in Anza-Borrego. Raised Bighorners. Had some tough times, but it worked out okay for them. So there you go. That's my one bit of good."
大致意思就是2256年到2261年中间的某个时间，一些NCR的公民向南部拓荒，在Baja这个地方挖了口井并在此定居。这个消息传回到NCR国内，NCR派汉隆听说新的聚居地经常受到土匪的骚扰，所以汉隆亲自带了六个游骑兵出发去救援，走了一个礼拜减员两人，一人死于夜枭，一人死于脱水，终于是到了求援地点。
经验丰富的汉隆一眼就看出来了这些所谓的土匪其实就是一群寻宝者和拾荒人，他们来Baja希望从五十英里内唯一的水源讨点水喝，聚居地的人向他们开枪仅仅是因为他们没挂双头熊的旗帜。于是汉隆就编了个故事，说有更多的土匪正在重新集结部队，NCR游骑兵一路赶来战斗减员高达十人，总算是把这五个居民全吓跑了。后来这五个人去了波瑞格沙漠州立公园养大角羊，活得很滋润。这也是令汉隆引以为傲的善举。
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翻译对话还不忘迫害大主教，建议钉在十字架上然后绑在一堆轮胎里烧死