1楼献给GOOGLE

这个楼是Google翻译的专门贴，搞笑用的。

我们先来看看Lady GaGa的Bad Romance~
原文：
Caught in a bad romance
     Bad RomanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
     Caught in a bad romance
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance
     I want your ugly
     I want your disease
     I want your everything
     As long as it's free
     I want your love
     (Love-love-love I want your love)
     I want your drama
     The touch of your healing
     I want your leather-dirty kiss in the scence
     I want your love
     Love-love-love I want your love
     (Love-love-love I want your love)
     You know that I want you
     And you know that I need you
     I want it bad, your bad romance
     I want your love and
     I want your revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     (Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
     I want your love and All your lovers' revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Caught in a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Caught in a bad romance
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance
     I want your horror
     I want your design
     ‘Cause you're a criminal
     As long as your mine
     I want your love
     (Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)
     I want your psycho
     Your vertigo stick
     Want you in my room when your baby is sick
     I want your love
     Love-love-love I want your love
     (Love-love-love I want your love)
     You know that I want you
     ('Cause I'm a freak bitch baby!)
     And you know that I need you
     I want a bad, bad romance


     I want your love and
     I want your revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
     I want your love and
     All your lovers' revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Caught in a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Caught in a bad romance
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance
     Walk, walk fashion baby
     Work it Move that bitch crazy
     Walk, walk fashion baby
     Work it Move that bitch crazy
     Walk, walk fashion baby
     Work it Move that bitch crazy
     Walk, walk fashion baby
     Work it I'm a freak bitch, baby
     I want your love and
     I want your revenge
     I want your love I don't wanna be friends
     Je veux ton amour
     Et je veux t'en revendre
     Je veux ton amour
     I don't wanna be friends
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
     I don't wanna be friends
     (Caught in a bad romance)
     I don't wanna be friends
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
     Want your bad romance
     (Caught in a bad romance)
     Want your bad romance!
     I want your love and
     I want your revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
     I want your love and
     All your lovers' revenge
     You and me could write a bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Want your bad romance
     (Caught in a bad romance)
     Want your bad romance
     Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
     Want your bad romance
     (Caught in a bad romance)
     Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
     Roma-roma-mamaa!
     Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
     Want your bad romance

百度sama抽抽了。

Google处理过后……
陷入了坏爱情
     坏RomanceOh，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦
     陷入了坏爱情
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
     我想你的丑陋
     我想你的病
     我想你的一切
     只要它是免费的
     我想你的爱
     （爱，爱的爱，我想你的爱）
     我想你的戏剧
     你的愈合触摸
     我希望在你的场景皮革脏吻
     我想你的爱
     爱情爱的爱，我想你的爱
     （爱，爱的爱，我想你的爱）
     你知道我想你
     而你知道，我需要你
     我想它坏，你的坏浪漫
     我想你的爱和
     我想你的报复
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情
     （哦，哦，哦 - 哦，哦！）
     我想你的爱和所有的恋人'复仇
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     陷入了坏爱情
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     陷入了坏爱情
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
     我想你的恐惧
     我想你的设计
     因为你是一个犯罪
     只要你我
     我想你的爱
     （爱，爱的爱，我想你的爱，uuhh）
     我想你的心理
     您的眩晕棒
     希望你在我的房间时，你的宝宝生病
     我想你的爱
     爱情爱的爱，我想你的爱
     （爱，爱的爱，我想你的爱）
     你知道我想你
     （因为我是一个怪物母狗宝贝！）
     而你知道，我需要你
     我希望有一个坏，坏爱情
     我想你的爱和
     我想你的报复
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情
     （哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！）
     我想你的爱和
     你所有的恋人'复仇
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情


     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     陷入了坏爱情
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     陷入了坏爱情
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
     走，走时尚宝贝
     它移动的母狗工作疯狂
     走，走时尚宝贝
     它移动的母狗工作疯狂
     走，走时尚宝贝
     它移动的母狗工作疯狂
     走，走时尚宝贝
     我的工作是一个怪物母狗，婴儿
     我想你的爱和
     我想你的报复
     我要你的爱，我不想成为朋友
     济veux吨恋情
     等流行性乙型脑炎veux t'en revendre
     济veux吨恋情
     我不想成为朋友
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     我不想成为朋友
     （陷入了坏爱情）
     我不想成为朋友
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     想你的坏浪漫
     （陷入了坏爱情）
     想你的坏浪漫！
     我想你的爱和
     我想你的报复
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     我想你的爱和
     你所有的恋人'复仇
     你和我可以写一个坏爱情
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     想你的坏浪漫
     （陷入了坏爱情）
     想你的坏浪漫
     哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！
     想你的坏浪漫
     （陷入了坏爱情）
     啦啦队，啊，啊，啊，啊！
     罗姆罗姆mamaa！
     嘎，嘎，户外香格里拉香格里拉！
     想你的坏浪漫
囧rz...

再翻译回去：
Into a bad love
      Bad RomanceOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
      Into a bad love
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
      I think your ugly
      I think your illness
      I think you all
      As long as it is free of charge
      I want your love
      (Love, love, love, I want your love)
      I think your drama
      Your healing touch
      I want to kiss your dirty leather scene
      I want your love
      Love love love, I want your love
      (Love, love, love, I want your love)
      You know I want you
      And you know, I need you
      I think it is bad, your bad romantic
      I want your love and
      I think your revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      (Oh, oh, oh - oh, oh!)
      I want your love and all the lovers' revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Into a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Into a bad love
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
      I think your fear
      I think your design
      Because you are a criminal
      As long as you and me
      I want your love
      (Love, love, love, I want your love, uuhh)
      I think your mental
      Stick your vertigo
      I hope you in my room, your baby sick
      I want your love


      Love love love, I want your love
      (Love, love, love, I want your love)
      You know I want you
      (Because I am a monster bitch baby!)
      And you know, I need you
      I hope to have a bad, bad love
      I want your love and
      I think your revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)
      I want your love and
      All your lovers' revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Into a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Into a bad love
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
      Go, go baby fashion
      It moves the work of crazy bitch
      Go, go baby fashion
      It moves the work of crazy bitch
      Go, go baby fashion
      It moves the work of crazy bitch
      Go, go baby fashion
      My work is a monster bitch, baby
      I want your love and
      I think your revenge
      I want your love, I do not want to be friends
      Economic veux tons of love
      JE veux t'en revendre etc.
      Economic veux tons of love
      I do not want to be friends
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      I do not want to be friends
      (Caught in a bad love)
      I do not want to be friends
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Miss you bad romantic
      (Caught in a bad love)
      Would like your bad romantic!
      I want your love and
      I think your revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      I want your love and
      All your lovers' revenge
      You and I can write a bad love
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Miss you bad romantic
      (Caught in a bad love)
      Miss you bad romantic
      Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
      Miss you bad romantic
      (Caught in a bad love)
      Cheerleading, ah, ah, ah, ah!
      Luomuluomu mamaa!
      Ga, Ga, outdoor Shangri-La Shangri-La!
      Miss you bad romantic
GaGa我对不起你……

不过Lady GaGa的Just Dance被处理完之后可以让人笑抽。。。

发上来啊！