Up in Heaven there are two lines: One with a sign that says, " If you werehenpecked, line up here", the other saying, "If you weren'thenpecked, line up here."One day ST.Peter was looking at the new arrivals, and he saw the "Henpecked"line going on forever... while the "Non-henpecked" line only had 1 guystanding in it. St.Peter walked up to him and said, "You mean to tell me youwere never henpecked in your whole life?" The guy said, "Well I don't knowabout that. All I know is this where my wife told me to stand."