1. Someone's touching my back... and I'm not gonna look because I know it's not a hot girl.. Oh.. gross.
~Patrick Stump
2. I made you. I can break you.
~Pete Wentz
3. I live in a cave... in a van down by the river.
~Patrick Stump
4. For one dollar you can cover your wall in moss. All you need is some super glue.
~Joe Trohman
5. I wanna watch you burn alive.
~Pete Wentz
6. I'm going crazy!!
~Pete Wentz
7. Interviewer: We want to know how you write some of your lyrics. Care to share?
    Patrick: You know those word magnets on refrigerators?
8. Patrick: Go on. Make fun of me one last time.
     Joe: You eat poo for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
     Patrick: That's all you got? Cool.
9. Joe: I think you guys should get married [referring to Pete and Patrick].
    Patrick: We are.
10. I really like that kind of drumstick because they don't break in the middle of a show..
~Andy Hurley.
11. I partied so hard I think I slept and then had oatmeal.
~Patrick Stump.
12. Pete: Pete, don't you and Patrick totally have crushes on each other and is it true you're married? Hmm *reading a question*.
      Patrick: Oh yeah.
      Pete: Oh, I don't know about that one.
13. Pete: It's always like this in the life of Andy Hurley.
      Andy: Oh, yeah. For sure.
14. Andy: Only and idiot like you can make a face like that.
      Patrick: *Laughs*
      Andy: I'm just kidding. I like your silly faces.
      Pete: Yo, on camera we have to act like we're friends.
      Andy: Oh yeah.
15. Interviewer: Do you do any rituals before you perform?
      Andy: ... we just.. do high fives I guess.
16. I have more hair. More than the average man.
~Joe Trohman.
17. This is Hemingway. He's our bus driver.
~Joe Trohman
18. Pete: How many shoes stores are there on this block, a thousand? I'm gonna stop at every single one.
      Patrick: I'm gonna come with you.
19. Interviewer: Two hours to get ready or twenty minutes?
      Pete: Uhh. Two hours and twenty minutes. I don't know, definitely. Two days, probably.
20. Joe: I mean, I'm a little dude, she's a little girl, and-- No, what I mean is--
      Pete: Gross. Haha.
21. Pete's gonna come by with Starbucks and.. I don't know, spill it on it, then everyone dies...?
~Andy Hurley.
22. Pete: Oh my God it's Patrick Stump!
      Patrick: Oh my God I am!
23. Oh, you love me? I love me too!
~Patrick Stump
24. Yeah, Pete's in love with Starbucks I think it's actually his morning ritual.
~Andy Hurley.


25. We totally know who you are, you jerk. Get out of my face *smiles*.
~Patrick Stump.
26. Interviewer: It's Mister Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third. And Patrick.
      Patrick: I have such a short name compared to that one.
     
27. Jason had this super bad f*** up, but other than that he was all right.
~Andy Hurley
28. Dirty: Since it's Charlie's birthday I am giving him ten dollars *gives him $10*.
      Charlie: Actually, his real presents are his credit cards.
      Dirty: Did you steal those from me when I was asleep?
      Charlie: No, I just picked those up out of your pocket.
      Dirty: Arrggghhh
29. Interviewer: They're still f***in' fun.
      Joe: I don't like to swear..
30. Pete: Why are you wearing my pants?
      Patrick: I don't know.
      Dirty: There's like two in the world and both of them have it.
31. Pete: You're wearing my pants, you son of a b**ch!
      Patrick: These can't be yours, they're the guy version.
32. Interviewer: What kind of games did you play?
      Pete: I tried that game where you raise a virtual dog?
      Interviewer: Nintendogs?
      Pete: Yeah, it's so lifelike. It's just like my real dog in real life it doesn't even listen to a f***ing word I say.
      Interviewer: Oh?
      Pete: Yeah, I kept talking into the thing and it wasn't listening to me.
33. Pete: Yo you're super hot.
      Interviewer: Thanks, I try.
34. Uh Pete? It's cool. I think he can fit his head through now.
~Charlie Mark (security)
35. You can take the dude out of America but you can't take America out of the dude.
~Pete Wentz
36. I've been broke on every single tour we've been on.
~Joe Trohman
37. No, it's just like a Fall Out boy factory.
~Pete Wentz
38. Patrick: No this is how it is dude. This is the action movie, and you guys are the action stars, and I'm the beat character you guys needed to call in.
      Pete: Nah you're the gadget guy. Every action movie has a gadget guy!
      Patrick: I know every action movie has a gadget guy, but-
      Pete: Nah, you hate being the gadget guy, huh?
      Patrick: Nah..
      Pete: Really?
      Patrick: Yeah.
      Pete: Besides, you wear glasses.
      Patrick: *Tosses glasses away* Now, I am a horrible gadget guy.
39. Just to make this clear. I don't get any wires because I'm the thespian of the group.


呵呵...看不懂,也懒得看-_,-

看的我晕。。。。。【无厘头】
话说这个：78. Patrick: I'm 31, which is ten years off my actual age.
       Pete: He's actually 41.
       Patrick: There you go!
真的?假的吧。。。。。。。patrick怎么会41


有一种东西叫玩笑

我觉得自己消失了....
咳咳. patrick好爱！！！

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