Charles: Could do worse than have a father who bails you out of jail.
Tyler: I don't wanna be bailed out of anything.
Tyler: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part.
Tyler:Someone's been trying to tell me something. Make her yours forever, and I'm working on the forever part.
Ally Craig:My dad just doesn't know what's going on right now.
Tyler:What's going on right now?
Tyler:Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to have dinner.
Charles:How many?
Tyler:Three.
Caroline Hawkins:Why do you think Dad doesn't wanna spend time with me?
Charles:She knows I'll take care of her.That's all there is, Tyler.
Tyler:'That's all there is?' Not enough.
Tyler:He can stand me up, but he can't stand you up.
Aidan Hall:That's why chicks dig you, man. They love this freaky, poetic crap.
Neil Craig:You're kinda lost, aren't ya?
Tyler:You think you know me, but you don't.
Receptionist:You know you can't smoke in here.
Tyler:Why do you have an ashtray?
Receptionist:It's a bowl, it completes the room.
Tyler:I guess it was just here to tease me.
Aidan Hall:He's got a daughter.
Tyler:Whose gotta daughter?
Aidan Hall:The cop who busted your face all up. He's gotta daughter.
Tyler:I know her, she's in my Global Politics class.
Aidan Hall:Go get her.
Ally Craig:I... I don't date sociology majors.
Tyler:Lucky for I'm... I'm undecided.
Ally Craig:About what?
Tyler:Everything.

You can't know so don't take it for granted but don't take it too seriously. Don't postpone what you want. Don't leave anything misunderstood. Make sure the people you care about know. Make sure they know how you really feel, because just like that it could end.

（7）Tyler:他可以容忍我，却不能容忍你。（/他可以使我强大，而不是你。）

(8)Aidan Hall:小伙子，这就是他们针对你的原因。他们喜欢这种古怪，诗意的废话。

（9）Neil Craig: 你已经完全迷失了，不是吗？
  
     Tyler: 你自认为了解我，其实不。

（10）Receptionist: 你知道这里不可以吸烟的。
      Tyler:那你为什么会有烟灰缸呢？
      Receptionist:这只是碗状物，用来装饰这房间。
      Tyler:我想它只是用来取笑我的。

（11）Aidan Hall: 他有一个女儿。
      Tyler:谁的女儿？
      Aidan Hall:那个老与你作对的警察，他的女儿。
      Tyler:哦我认识，她和我一起上国际政治课。
      Aidan Hall: 去争取她。
      Ally Craig:我...我不和社会专业学的学生约会。
      Tyler: 幸运的是，我犹豫不决...
      Ally Craig:那些方面还要做准备？
      Tyler:所有方面。


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你可以不知道所以不要想当然，也没必要看得太重。不要推迟你想要的。不要留下任何误解。请确保您关心的人知道。确保他们知道你真实的感受，就像它可以那样结束那样。

我又一雷人的作品~~~~ 在这里，向原著的作者致歉，原谅我破坏你原著中语言的美感。向星儿致歉，原谅我破坏你这么精彩的帖子。向那些英语高手致歉，原谅我破坏你们继续阅读的兴趣~~~~~~    额，我只是觉得很多喜欢Rob的人还都是小朋友，不一定懂英文，所以我的翻译可以勉强帮助哈~~~ ｐｓ本人不欢迎拍砖，要是英语高手出现（或星儿亲自翻译），就把我的帖子删了吧，谢谢~~~~     Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the latter .


好东西，mark！

中文读起来very funny,都是直译的缘故吧，呵呵