就如同飞过海感一样，最经典的龚诗们，为什么不翻译呢？

《娘》
机咾四十，隔阂还是。
反对憨郭，有你有我。
深度烧烤，红色警报。
有你有我，俺上电视了！
Mum
There are forty gais, but there is still mistrust between them.
Against South Kolea, you and me.
Deep grill, red alert.
You and me, I'm on TV!
（部分词语已自我和谐，别再删了）

《低级》
动竹末末戈，
刺刷耳数日。
才刺刷即坚，
末决听刷即。
Low-level
The moving bamboo makes a "momo" sound and is made into a weapon,
The harsh sound washed my ears for several days.
(the bamboo) Become hard in the harsh scrubbing sound,
After making the last decision, the washing sound stopped.

俺真的不咋会英语，求来点大佬翻译的文雅些，，，