伸手一抓就准！但别说我吃你豆腐！！ - 邹城吧

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伸手一抓就准！但别说我吃你豆腐！！某美女, 决定下重金, 让自己瘦身.花十几万元以后,她觉得非常满意! 　　　　　回家路上, 在报摊, 买了份报纸, 找钱的时候,她问老板：“ 不好意思, 　　你猜我几岁？“ 　　　　老板说: “32。”她好高兴: “ 47啦! ” 　　　　　　接着,她去卖当劳.问柜台的小姐,同样的问题. 　　　　　　小姐说: “我猜29。”她好高兴: “ 不是, 47啦! ”兴高采烈,她去街角的统一　　超商,买包口香糖.忍不住,又问那里的柜台小姐　　　　　　小姐说: “嗯, 我猜30”, 她好得意: “ 47, 谢谢! ” 　　　　　　等公车的时候,她又问旁边的老头. 　　　　　　老头说：“我七十八岁了,眼睛不好,看不出来.　不过,年轻的时候,有种方法,　　可以确定: 　　　　　　“如果你让我把手伸进你的乳罩,我绝对可以知道你的年纪！”　　　　半晌无声。　空旷的大街上,　她终于忍不住好奇：“好吧!你试试看。”　　　　　　老头把手,伸入她的衬衫,又伸进她的乳罩,开始缓慢而仔细地摸索.　　　　　　几分钟以后, 她说:“好了!　你猜我几岁？”　　　　　　他又
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了最后一下,　把手拿出来.　说：“女士,你47岁.”　　　　　　美女大吃一惊, 讶异的问: “好厉害! ? ?你怎么知道?“　　　　　　“保证不生气?” 　　　　　　“不生气!”//　　////////////////////////////////　　　　 “在麦当劳, 偶排你后面！”

2005年12月13日 09点12分 1

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2005年12月14日 03点12分 2