很正常,人和人的体质不能一概而论的 那天我在医院献了一吨多血
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很正常,人和人的体质不能一概而论的[汗] 那天我在医院献了一吨多血之后回家写诗,刚写到第两千首的时候看到楼底下有个老虎和熊隔着40m的钢板打架,直接从18楼跳下去并在空中调整身体稳定落地,然后一拳打穿40m的钢板,想过去阻止,没想到被两个壮汉围攻,第一个扑过来我随便借一个力背摔,他头扭到脖子昏迷了,第二个拿出步枪来想射我,我在极端愤怒的情况下闪避了30发子弹,一拳缴械后再一巴掌把他扇飞了40多米,接着我继续向老虎赶去,老虎首先看到我直接扑过来,我一个滑铲从它身下滑过。并用随身带的刀子把它的肚子划开。内脏掉一地,它当场去世。熊马上跟过来,它一-过来我就闭气装死。它一回头我直接一个锁喉,两只腿固定住它的腰,用力一分钟就把它窒息了。当时还有几百个人想来阻止我 我直接和他们打,打了一个多小时,我赢了,然后激动的跑了30公里,跑完30里后有点饿了 就去吃自助餐,一小时吃了六百吨米饭,饭店老板都哭了,就放大象来撞我,我直接扯住大象的鼻子,用百分之一的力一甩把大象甩飞在一棵树上,大象直接被直接扎穿肚囊,血流满地当场死亡。老板看见大象死了还过来指责我,我就笑笑不说话,因为我知道我随时可以用我的剪刀脚拧下他的头
2020年12月05日 02点12分 1
level 9
It's normal. People's physique can't be generalized. I went home to write poetry after donating a ton of blood in the hospital that day. When I first wrote the second thousand, I saw a tiger and a bear fighting across the steel plate of 40m under the building. I jumped directly from the 18th floor and adjusted my body to land steadily in the air. Then I punched through 40m's steel plate and wanted to stop it. I didn't expect to be besieged by two strong men. The first one rushed over and I borrowed a force back to fall. His head twisted. The neck is in a coma. The second one took out the rifle and wanted to shoot me. I evaded 30 bullets in extreme anger. After disarming, I slapped him and flew him more than 40 meters. Then I continued to rush to the tiger. The tiger first saw it. I rushed straight over. I slid under it with a shovel. And cut its belly open with a knife that you carry with you. The internal organs fell to the ground and it died on the spot. The bear will follow me right away. As soon as it-comes, I'll hold my breath and play dead. As soon as it turned back, I locked the throat directly, fixed its waist with both legs, and suffocated it in a minute. At that time, there were hundreds of people who wanted to stop me. I played directly with them. After playing for more than an hour, I won, and then I ran for 30 kilometers excitedly. After running for 30 miles, I was a little hungry and went to eat buffet. I ate for an hour. 600 tons of rice. The owner of the hotel cried and magnified the elephant to hit me. I directly pulled the elephant's nose and used the force of 1% to fly the elephant to a tree. The elephant was directly pierced through the stomach and the blood flowed. The ground died on. The boss saw the elephant dead and came to blame me, I smiled and said nothing, because I knew I could always use my scissors feet to wring his head
2020年12月05日 04点12分 2
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