1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ? 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ? 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ? 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ? 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ? 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 ? 7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ? 8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… ? 9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 ? 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ? 11． American Chinese not enough 美中不足 ? 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 ? 13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 ? 14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 ? 15． 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! ? 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 ? 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 ? 18． you have two down son。 你有两下子。 19． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！ ? 20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 

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