不知道以前有没有人发过~~~~~~~~

Justin: I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and
       get married, and join the army.
       Emmett: Hopefully not on the same day
    Justin:：我不是个孩子了。我就要18岁了。也就是我可以投票，结婚和参军。
       Emmett： 希望不在同一天（发生）。
       Brian: "How old are you really?",
       Justin: 20, 19, 18,
       Brian: What is this, a missile launch?
       Justin: "17".
    Brian: 你多大了？
       Justin: 20，19，18
       Brian: 这算什么， 一次导弹发射（倒数）吗？
       Justin:： 17

Justin: Guess what I got today.
       Brian: A new bell for your bicycle?
       Justin: A nipple ring.
       Brian: Every piece of trash has something stuck through their ear or their
       nose or their belly button. Or their cock. What makes you think I'm even
       remotely interested that you have a ring through your tit.

I can't promise you that someday something won't happen.We're guys, and guys slip up. All we can do is berealistic about it, and realize that it doesn't mean that we don't love each other.