自从迷上APH之后开始多多地关注受机报上各家的有爱新闻，于是拿来同乐……
（如果有那啥影响就拜托吧主删帖咯）
昨天的
Free divorce with every home
A recent offer from a property company in H/uelva,  
Sp/ain, promises a free divorce lawyer to couples who  
buy one of their 3-bedroom houses foe EUR68000. Real  
estate agents have been desperate to kick-start the  
country's stagnant housing market and the deal hopes to  
capitalize on the number of married couples who are  
delaying divorce proceedings because they cannot afford  
to set up new houses after an expensive divorce.
（附赠大雾翻译）
买·房·赠·送·离·婚·服·务
最近亲分家一家房产公司推出了只要买一套价值EUR68000（好多零诶~）的三卧的房子，就可以为客户提供免费的·离·婚·律·师·咨·询。对增长缓慢的·房·产·市·场感到绝·望后，这家公司转而寄希望于那些担心在支付了高额·离·婚·费用后难以购买新的房子而推迟·离婚·的客户。
T.B.C.

然后是前天的（此人手懒）
Office chairs race for 25kph
Around 80 participants took the streets to race each  
other on office chairs Saturday for Gre/many's 2nd  
annual office chair racing championships on a downhill  
stretch of road in Ba/d K/oenig, 30km southeast of  
Darmstad/t. The downhill courses measured 200m and  
participants reached speeds of up to 25km per hour, the  
organizer said.
(大雾翻译，来自cd)
25日，路·德·家·第·二·届·办·公·转·椅·竞·逐·赛·在·达·姆·施·塔·特·东·南·30·公·里·处·的·小·镇·Ba/d K/oenig举·行，约·80·名·参·赛·者·坐·在·办·公·转·椅·上·从·长·200m·的·下·坡·路·上·滑下。·组·织·者·说，·参·赛·选·手·的·最·高·时·速·达·到·了25公·里。
（很路德风·格呢……办·公·转·椅wwwwww）
今天就先打这些……手懒……= =

……为了不被那啥我换了一个词……大家就忽略吧……= =

LZ帖子………………虽说是广告但是勾起我当初没有选择阿嫁家NOKIA的怨念…………

错了是LS

买房子送离婚……
我该怎么吐槽才好……