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In the year 2013, a daring crew of reckless criminals unleashed a torrent of chaos upon Washington D.C. Backed by the reclusive genius mastermind, Bain, these clown-masked culprits stop at absolutely nothing to drain the city's vaults and fill their own greedy pockets, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. These are the adventures of the PAYDAY Crew!
They had been planning it forever...
Divided all of the tasks!
Got their gear and all their weapons...
and some wicked masks!
They busted through the door, and shot the place up!
Got people on the floor, and set the drill up!
Don't act surprised you know the date!
'Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault!
PAYDAY!
Fight back the police assault!
PAYDAY!
The SWATs are going for the kill!
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can!
PAYDAY!
And get it all to the van!
PAYDAY!
They love both the money and the thrill!
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Soon the cops had 'em surrounded...
They had to shoulder through!
The getaway was half a block down...
Behind a wall of blue!
They came with full force, no one could stop 'em!
The whole police force could never SWAT 'em!
Seems some these cops forgot the date!
'Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault!
PAYDAY!
Fight back the police assault!
PAYDAY!
Give Mr. Loose Lip extra tape!
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can!
PAYDAY!
And get it all to the van!
PAYDAY!
Let's burn some rubber and escape!
PAYDAY! Fill up your bags...
PAYDAY! Empty your mags...
PAYDAY! We're on a streak, so it's
PAYDAY every single day of the week!
PAYDAY! Fill up your bags...
PAYDAY! Empty your mags...
PAYDAY! We're on a streak, so it's
PAYDAY every single day of the week!
YEAH!
They jumped into their ride and tore the street up!
And though the cops tried, they never caught up!
Seems they forgot to check the date!
'Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault!
PAYDAY!
Fight back the police assault!
PAYDAY!
The SWATs are going for the kill!
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can!
PAYDAY!
And get it all to the van!
PAYDAY!
Somebody get the Thermal Drill!
PAYDAY! YEAH!
PAYDAY! GET IT ALL!
PAYDAY! C'MON GET IT ALL!
PAYDAY! CLEAN (THE) HOUSE!
PAYDAY! SEND THOSE HELMETS *PAYDAY!* FLYING!
IT'S THE ACTION FILLED ADVENTURES OF THE PAYDAY CREW!
HIGH FIVE!

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