记得赵本山和宋丹丹的一个小品里有首诗，如果你是一把菜刀，我愿做一棵白菜，如果你是.......
谁能告诉我完整的，再哪个小品里来着，找不到了

你是一把菜刀，我愿做一棵白菜，你是一条裤子，我愿做一条裤腰带，你是一张板床，我愿做一套铺盖，管够让你蹬，管够让你踹，你就是把我踹滚包了我对你也是死机摆列地爱你不盖也得盖。

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