由于本人是独身的消息不慎走漏，为避免造成哄抢的后果，现在特聘女朋友一个，本人条件如下：1987年中国制造，长174cm，重65kg，采用人工智能，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经20多年运转属信得过产品，该产品手续齐全，无限期保退换。

英文版《三字经》--都成了黄色诗歌了！英文版《三字经》人之初：At the beginning of life.性本善：Sex is good.性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.性乃迁：Sex will leave you..教之道：The way of learning it贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng择邻处：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.子不学：If you don't study hard,断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.窦燕山: Dou, the Famous有义方: owned a very effective exciting medicine教五子: All his five son took it名俱扬: and their sexual ability were well-known.养不教: If your children don't know how to do it,父之过: It is all your fault.教不严: If they had lots of problems with it,师之惰: their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.子不学: You may refuse to study this非所宜: but that is a real mistake幼不学: If you don't learn it in childhood,老何为: you will lose your ability when aged玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,不成器: It won't become hard and strong.人不学: If you don't learn sex,不知义: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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