1.we two who and who？ 　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　2. how are you ? how old are you? 　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　3.you don't bird me, I don't bird you 　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你 　　4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 　　5. hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!! 　　有事起奏，无事退朝 　　6. you me you me 　　彼此彼此 　　7. You Give Me Stop!! 　　你给我站住！ 　　8. know is know no know is no know 　　知之为知之， 不知为不 知... 　　9.WATCH SISTER 　　表妹 　　10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!! 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞 　　11.American Chinese not enough 　　美中不 足 　　12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　　车祸现场描述 　　13.heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放 　　14.go past no mistake past 　　走过路过， 不要错过 

16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 　　17.I call Li old big. to year 25. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。 　　18.you have two down son。 　　你有两下子。 　　19.as far as you go to die 　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 　　20.I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you　face ,I turn my　face 　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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