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The Lautols' characters and behaviors(2008 Olympic commemorative composition)
2008年08月07日 15点08分
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1、carry a large water cup printed 'XX gift' to go to work.2、Give cups or greeting cards as presents to their friends,saying that it's largess.3、Wear bright red clothes,just the same as a lucky money bag.4、wear a factory uniforms all the year round,even at a Joyous occasion.5、go to download mp3 music into their mobilephones at the phone shop,no matter a long queue.6、Force people to listen to their mobilephone's music in public places.Broadcasting extremely loud,they thought that other people like their music very much.7、Do not know what is a smart phone.they thought that a phone having MP3,MP4 funct(fuckbaidu)ions is a smart phone.8、They believe that which able to play music loudly is an excellent phone,no matter sounds of explosion.9、Set the phone ring tone extremely loud, for fearing that no one knows.10、Call someone in a deafening voice,for fearing that the other can not hear.11、Take a 300,000-pixel camera phone out and take pictures without end when they see a Christmas tree in the shopping center.12、Buy a new phone and ask their son/daughter to give them rings,for the purpose of showing off.13、Adore the Cantonese herb tea culture,however they do not revealed any adoration but hate.14、Very concern about the Olympic Games. Unfortunately, no money to see the Games.15、Spend 0.5 yuan to buy two cigarettes in a store.16、Luxurious cigarette box with shoddy cigarettes. Showing off the luxurious cigarette's brand but shelter the poor one's when they smoke.17、Eat a little snack however carry dozens of chopsticks,rolls of paper towel home.18、Bargain with the sidewalk snack booth's owner over the price of a meal.19、They believe that eating pepper is glorious,no eating Mala Hot Pot is shameful.20、No honey but vinegar when barbecue.take dilute vinegar as drink when the food not cooked yet.21、Use chopsticks to eat a beefsteak in the western restaurant,drink firewater even more.22、Spit in the toilet.23、Spit their sputum to the ground and then wipe it with their foot. They thought that it's very health24、drive a men's motorcycle to jump everywhere.however They do not know how to engage gear.25、When some people queuing they would also like to join, believing that there are certainly benefits.26、Wear leather shoes to play basketball.27、Wear suits even ties with a leatherette briefcase and drive an elderly reserved electric-bicycle.28、Fear to fall on the ground when by bike.29、Always wash Their clothes in the park. And wash Theirselves before a big crowd. 30、Short stature,short feet,long waist,swollen face. what a freak!!31、Gluttonous and lazy, do mass of things offensive to God and reason. 32、Heavy make up, make their faces red like a Monkey butt.33、All day long use a cellphone to chat online QQ.34、Sing karaoke in the depth night in the Living quarters with a cheap-class audio.35、At every turn shout slogans. They believe that the slogans can eat.36、Take a pirated album and ask the supersatrt to give them signatures.37、Chase after a MTR or a ferryboat despite it's departing,considering the MTR or the ferryboat will stop for them. 38、Wear silk stockings as a man.39、Thrown sticks into the toilet.40、Looking on foreign passengers,and force them to have group photos taken with them.41、Pull other's cars door and have pictures taken as souvenirs. 42、Carve some disgusting characters like "***到此一游" "***爱***一生一世" in the top attractions.43、Put their strong-smelling preserved feet on the seat in the bus , even to rub it with their hands. 44、When foreigners come to their traders' stalls, they always rip off the passengers.45、Disguise themselves as supernatural beings in the streets. capable of not only fortune-tellings but also repairing shoes. More terrible is that any disease can be treated by his syrup.46、Buy half a catty of grapes you have to pay them one catty's cost.47、Piles of debit cards inside their wallets. The balance on each account is nearly zero.48、always say Guangdong is bad. However, they refuse to return home , but asks more fellow villagers to come.
2008年08月07日 19点08分
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level 1
this is gone upset millions of lau-Bs, lautols spit everywhere,not jus in the toilets, the thing i hate to death. the worst part is ,they don consider it as bad manner but a normal everyday thing,wtf
2008年08月08日 07点08分
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level 1
把“捞头”翻译成Lautol?au在英语里念【o】好不好,顺便说一句,别在这里显摆你的英语,本人在伦敦呆过两年,英语讲得绝对比你好。
2008年08月08日 10点08分
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level 1
Sounds like a poem! God damn beautiful! Love it so much!
2008年09月19日 15点09分
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