潜水多年，来翻译下陀螺最新的杂志采访，才疏学浅，有错误敬请指教。

“If you don’t have sound people around youwho can help you keep your feet on the ground, you go mad. The team I haveright now is great. I hope they think I am, too. Maybe they think I’m a totaldiva.”
“如果你没有可靠的、可以帮助你脚踏实地的人在你身边，那你绝壁要疯掉。所以我现在拥有这样的团队太棒噜。我希望他们也跟我想得一样。也许他们认为我是天后。”

Whatif they have a secret group chat about you behind your back?
如果你们在你背后开小团体秘密会议呢？
We actually do have agroup chat, but people mainly post ugly pictures of me.
我们确实会开小组会，但是他们主要在会上张贴我的丑照。
Thatdoesn’t sound very nice.
这听上去不妙啊。
But everyone does it.I mainly send photos of our tour manager. He always ends up in photos with thefans, making a really creepy face. Then you send that image and write“CREEPER”. We have almost become like brother and sister – it easily ends upthat way when you are twelve people on a tour bus and you can’t take a dump.You have to say “I have to take a dump” and the bus stops.
但每个人都这么干啊。我主要发我们巡演经理的照片。他总是和粉丝混在一起做吓人的表情。然后你就发照片然后在上面写上“CREEPER”，我们相处的几乎像兄弟姐妹一样，这样很容易导致我们12个人在巡演大巴上的时候很难拉屎。你必须说“我必须去拉个屎了”，然后大巴停下了。（这都什么鬼……）
Youhaven’t thought about getting a better bus?
你没有想过上个更好的巴士吗？
There are no buseswhere you are allowed to poop. Everything goes straight into the ventilationand then the whole bus starts to smell.
没有哪个巴士上你会被允许拉屎的。每件东西都直接进入了空气流通管道然后整个巴士都是那个味道。
That’snot exactly dignified.
这可不够优雅。
But I love thatlittle sardine tin. You get that camping trip feeling.
但是我爱这样的小沙丁鱼罐头。你由一种野营旅行的感觉。

好努力。。。。我看到这么多都懒得翻译了

22:25完工撒花，翻译用时两小时，求二专不flop。

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