Legend tales of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search of the foes. I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke Enough talk, let’s fight He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness He is so awesome, and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. Flew! It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five Bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!---agreed Yeh! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain There is only one thing and that’s Get up You’ll be late for work! Po~ get up! Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~ Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work! Coming~ Sorry dad~ Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~ And what are you doing up there~all that noise Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy What about? What are you dreaming about? En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yeh…what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream! You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po~ En..a sign of what? You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it From a game named Majiang. Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream. No, it was just the dream. We are noodle folk broth run though our veins. Dad, didn’t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles? Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. 

So why didn’t you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha……tofu……no! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is… I know…is here. No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12! Services with the smile! Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… ! Master Shifu! What? it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you. Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong? Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend? So…nothing is wrong? Well, I didn’t say that. You’re saying… I have an vision…Tailang will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible… Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything, Tailang does not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu. When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to… We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll… Mind this water, my friend When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time… But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power? To become the dragon warrior? I don’t know~ Excuse me…sorry… Hey~~~watch your pose~ Sorry~ Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~ What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll! We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl! This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~ Po~ where are you going? To the jade palace… Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~ Selling noodles? But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking… Could also sell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad… That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~ Yeh~glad I had it~ Almost there! What?no…no…no… Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir. No, I’ll bring me back souvenir. It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui? Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~ Are your students ready?---yes master wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~ Let’s our tournament begin~ No nono~wei…I’ve come… Hey~ open the door~ let me in~ Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis! ----the furious five The furious 5? Warriors, prepare~ Nono, pick it a hole The thousands tons of fire~ Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away! And finally!master tigeress~ Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~ I know! Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~ I sense the dragon warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!what are you doing!

我是学老总打酱油来的

shifu taught you well,but he didn't teach you everything. You have done well,panda Done well?done well!I've done awesome! The mark of ture hero is humility,but yes,you have done awesome! Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere Would you turn around? Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up… Do you …have some glue… So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~ I guess so~ Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior! Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll. So..how is this you? Do you have a ladder, trampoline… You think is that easy… I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?! No…I … One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat prat What Sensitive in the fatty parts… And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine… Wait a minute…that’s a long count for… Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath… Wugui said that I was…the… The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold? Oh…you know this hold… Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes! Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky Nonononno… You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods.. Ok…ok take it easy… Nono …listen Panda, wugui may have picked you… But when I threw with you, I promise you I are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear? Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear! Good…I can’t wait to get start~ Let’s begin! Wait,wait,wait…what…

唉~那我也打点吧~我打料酒好了~

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. Flew! It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five Bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!---agreed Yeh! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain There is only one thing and that’s Get up You’ll be late for work! Po~ get up! Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~ Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work! Coming~ Sorry dad~ Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~ And what are you doing up there~all that noise Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy What about? What are you dreaming about? En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yeh…what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream! You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po~ En..a sign of what? You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it From a game named Majiang. Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream. No, it was just the dream. We are noodle folk broth run though our veins. Dad, didn’t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles? Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. So why didn’t you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha……tofu……no! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is… I know…is here. No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12! Services with the smile! Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… ! Master Shifu! What? it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you. Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong? Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend? So…nothing is wrong? Well, I didn’t say that. You’re saying… I have an vision…Tailang will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible… Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything, Tailang does not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu.

这次断楼成功了哈哈

When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to… We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll… Mind this water, my friend When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time… But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power? To become the dragon warrior? I don’t know~ Excuse me…sorry… Hey~~~watch your pose~ Sorry~ Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~ What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll! We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl! This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~ Po~ where are you going? To the jade palace… Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~ Selling noodles? But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking… Could also sell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad… That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~ Yeh~glad I had it~ Almost there! What?no…no…no… Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir. No, I’ll bring me back souvenir. It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui? Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~ Are your students ready?---yes master wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~ Let’s our tournament begin~ No nono~wei…I’ve come… Hey~ open the door~ let me in~ Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis! ----the furious five The furious 5? Warriors, prepare~ Nono, pick it a hole The thousands tons of fire~ Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away! And finally!master tigeress~ Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~ I know! Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~ I sense the dragon warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!what are you doing! What’s it like we are doing? Stopstop! I’ll go to see the dragon warrior! Po,don’t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream! I lied…I don’t dream about noodles,dad I love kungfu!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, come on, son~let’s get back to work! Ok… Oh…what was going on… Where are… What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was How interesting it is… Master,are you pointing at me? Him… Who? You! Me? The universe has brought us the dragon warror~ What? What? …… Stop!wait!who called you to… Master wugui wait… That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem.. You’re about to point out tegeress…that thing thrown in front of her.. That was just an accident.. There are no accidents. Forgive us…master, we have failed you…

你们是不是放假了啊,好爽什么时候开学啊

乱了~~~PS俩邪恶的人~~~

弄点经典台词吧经典台词~ 1.世间无巧合 （存在的就是合理的） 　　There are no accidents. 2.欲避之，反促之。 　　One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it 　　3.你的思想就如同水,我的朋友,当水波摇曳时,很难看清,不过当它平静下来,答案就清澈见底了. 　　Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear. 　　true warrior, but do not surrender真正的武士绝不放弃 　　4.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。 　　Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles. 　　 5.俗语说， 　　既往者之不鉴，来着尤可追！ 　　那就是为什么今天是present(现在/礼物) 　　There is a saying, 　　Yesterday is history 　　Tomorrow is a mystery 　　But today is a gift 　　That is why it’s called the present (the gift) 6.乌龟:是的，看着这棵树， 　　我不能让树为我开花， 　　也不能让它提前结果 　　Yes ，look at this tree Chivu（师傅） 　　I can not make it boloosm and suits me , 　　nor make it bear food before it’s time . 　　师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制 　　我可以控制果实何时坠落 　　我还可以控制在何处播种 　　那可不是幻觉 大师 　　but there are things we can control 　　I can control when the fruit will fall 　　... And I can control 　　What time to seed 　　That is not illusion , Master 　　乌龟：是啊 不过无论你做了什么 　　那个种子还是会长成桃树 　　你可能想要苹果 或桔子 　　可你只能得到桃子 　　那个种子还是会长成桃树 　　Yes, but no matter what you do, 　　That seed will grow to be a peach tree 　　You may wish for an Apple or an orange 　　But you will get a peach 　　师傅：可桃子不能打败太郎 　　But peache can not defeate Tai Long 　　乌龟:也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。 　　Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nuture it , to believe in it . 7. 阿宝，天不遂人愿， 　　况且这本不是天意， 　　阿宝，忘了其它的事情， 　　你的使命一直都在向你召唤。 　　我们是面条家族， 　　血管中流着这样的血。 　　I'm sorry things didn’t work out … 　　It’s just what it’s meant to be 　　Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits. 　　We are Noodle folk 　　Broth runs deep through our veins 　　8.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却you cannot leave ,real warrior never quits. 7. 阿宝，天不遂人愿， 　　况且这本不是天意， 　　阿宝，忘了其它的事情， 　　你的使命一直都在向你召唤。 　　我们是面条家族， 　　血管中流着这样的血。 　　I'm sorry things didn’t work out … 　　It’s just what it’s meant to be 　　Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits. 　　We are Noodle folk 　　Broth runs deep through our veins 　　8.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却you cannot leave ,real warrior never quits. 9.师傅：那你为什么不退出呢? 　　你知道我一直想把你赶走, 　　可你还是留下来了。 　　Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you 　　but you stayed 　　阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。 　　我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头， 　　或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。 　　可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。 　　我留下来，因为我以为， 　　如果还有人能改变我， 　　能让我焕然一新， 　　那就是你-- 　　中国最伟大的功夫师父！ 　　Yes ,I stayed . 　　I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head 　　or said I smelled ,it hurts. 　　But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me . 　　I stayed ,because I thought .. 　　If anyone could change me , 　　could make me not me , 　　it was you 　　the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China! 10，Enough talk~ let's fight！少废话，决斗吧 11、There'e no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness !! 牛人不收费，迷死人不偿命~ 　　 　　12.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。 　　认为它特别，它就特别了。 　　The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing. 　　To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.

我喜欢这句yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystory,today is a gift,that's why we call it present

不喜欢不清晰的 等有Original的再看

往往在逃避命运的路上,却与之不期而遇 One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it 我最喜欢这句~

最经典的莫过于太郎杀过来了，熊猫也赶紧跑下山，碰见他爸爸，他爸爸要告诉他个惊天大秘密的那句NOTHING......

就是那句nothing让熊猫悟出了龙之典里的含义

我本以为他爸爸要说他的身世，因为他爸是只公鸡，而他是熊猫，结果被耍了，看来我还是一俗人啊

不是说熊猫的祖先打麻将输了这家面馆么 然后连孩子也赔了么

o(∩_∩)o...哈哈~

还没看过的人飘过……