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Gossip girl: Hey, upper east siders,Gossip girl here and I have the biggest news ever.One of my many sources-Melanie91 sends us this.Spotted: at grand central,Bags in hand,Serena van der woodsen.Was it only a year ago,our "it" girl mysteriously disappeared for "boarding school"?And just as suddenly,She's back.Don't believe me?See for yourselves.Lucky for us,Melanie91 sent proof.Thanks for the photo, mel.

Announcer：Service to New Jersey… Rufus: Dan, Jenny, over here! Jenny：Hey, dad! Rufus: Hey, hey, you made it! Welcome back.How was your weekend? How's your mom? Dan: fine. Jenny：She's good. uh, fine and good. Dan: she's…she's good and fine. Rufus: Like "maybe I never should've left Manhattan" fine or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever have" fine? Dan:Dad, you know what? I-I am, uh I'm starving. Rufus: Let's go home. I'm cooking. Caprese salad, a little Mozzarella di bufala.Yeah, I'm gonna Make you guys... Gossip girl: Spotted: Lonely boy can't believe the love of his life has returned if only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena and everyone is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they're b.f.f.s but we always thought Blair's boyfriend nate had a thing for Serena. Eleanor: Design a dress for this woman. Blair, if you're gonna wear one of my designs,tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair：Thanks, mom. Keep that in mind.Great party. Eleanor: She is my best advertisement. Guy at the party：So, Nate, you started thinking college? Nate's father：well, actually, I'm a Dartmouth man. Nate：Yes! Dad's always spoken very highly of Dartmouth but I'd like to check out west, you know, maybe USC UCLA. Nate's father：His mother wouldn't hear of it. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Nate：Yes, well,Dartmouth is my first choice. Blair：Excuse me, captain.Nate, can I borrow you? Nate：Uh, sure. Will you excuse me for a second? Chuck：Nathaniel! Any interest in some fresh air? Nate：When i get back? Blair：If he gets back. Nate：What's going on? Blair：I wanna do this...it...Now. Nate：Now now? Blair：Yeah. Nate：I thought you wanted to wait. Blair：Not anymore. Gossip Girl：Better lock it down with nate, B. Clock's ticking.

Kati: Oh, my god! You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl." Isabel: Someone saw Serena getting off the train at grand central. Chuck：Good. Things were getting a little dull around here. Serena：Thank you. Blair：I love you! Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate：I love you, too. Eleanor: Serena van der woodsen? Is that you?! Blair, it's Serena! Nate：Serena? Blair：Serena's at school. Kiss me. Nate：No, I just heard your mom say she's here. Don't you wanna go say hey? Blair：Yeah.Totally. Woman: But I heard she was pregnant.No, but it's rehab.Sign me up for that. She looks good. Lily：So i told him, "forget it. I don't care if it's Murakami.It clashes with my sofa." Serena：Mom. Mom. Hey. Lily：Oh! Serena：Hey, good to see you. Lily：Serena, darling. Oh! Serena：Um, so where is he? What, they haven't let him out yet? Lily：Oh, let's not discuss that right now, okay? I thought you might wanna see some of your friends. Serena：Thanks. Blair：Hi! Serena：Hi! Blair：Serena! It's so good to see you! Serena：How are you? Good to see you! Blair：Come, we're about to have dinner. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Serena：Yeah, actually, um,there's somewhere I have to go. Blair：You're leaving? Serena：Yeah, I-I just…I don't feel well. Aw. I just wanted to come by and say hi. I'll see you at school tomorrow. Blair：School? So I guess she's back for good. Kati: Didn't you know she was coming? Serena：Of course I did. I just wanted it to be a surprise. Gossip Girl：Word is That S bailed on B.'s party in under 90 seconds And didn't even have Lemon.Onncello. Has our bad girl Really gone good? Or is it all just part of the act? Woman：Young lady, you can't be here.Visiting hours are over. Serena：I'm family. He's my brother. Gossip Girl：Why'd she leave? Why'd she return? Send me all the deets. And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell... The only one. X.o.x.o., gossip girl.

********************************************* Eric：Serena? Serena? Serena：Hey, how are you? Eric：You know.I've been better. Serena：Eric, I know I've been a terrible sister. Oh, I'm just so happy to see you. Eric：Must be a lot of rumors why you're back. Serena：Yeah, but none of them mention you. Eric：Just like mom wants, huh? Lily：What do I want, baby? For Serena to sleep in her own bed, possibly wearing pajamas. Serena：Morning, mom. Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor if I could take Eric to breakfast. Wanna come? Lily：Um... No. I think what I'll do is go get him a croissant down the street. Eric：Serena, don't. Serena：Let me guess.You told everyone Eric's just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. Lily：Your aunt Carol in Miami. Serena：So you're actually hiding him? He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's gonna cost you "mom of the year"? Lily：Serena, you've been gone.Doing who knows what with god knows who-- Serena：I told you, boarding school was not like that. Lily：Then you know what? As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like.

******************************************* Serena：Nate? Nate：Oh, hey.Uh, your mom told me you guys were staying here at the Palace. Serena：Yeah, uh. We're renovating again. You know my mom. If it's not broke, break it. So what are you doing here? Nate：Oh, i just wanted to see how you were. You seemed kind of upset last night. Serena：I…I gotta get going and change for school. I'm gonna be late. Nate：Serena Serena：No. No. Nate：But you're back now. Serena：I didn't come back for you. Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be. ********************************** Cab Driver：Hey, Watch where yore going! Chuck：Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated. Nate：You're deeply disturbed. Chuck：You know what you're right.You're telling me if you had the chance. Nate：I have a girlfriend. Chuck：You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal. Nate：Who says, "seal the deal"? Chuck：Come on. Are you following us or something? Dan：No, I…I go to your school. Identical uniforms? Is that kind of a tip-off? Nate：That's funny. Dan：So you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

******************************************************** Blair：So cute! Isabel: These should be framed or something. Blair：Not bad work. And here's yours, as promised. Jenny：Thanks. Serena：Hey. Here you guys are. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Oh! Hi, I'm serena. Jenny：I know. I mean, hi, I'm jenny. Serena：Hi. So...When's the party? Blair：Saturday. And...you're kinda not invited...Since until 12 hours ago,everyone thought you were at boarding school. Now we're full and Jenny used up all the invites. Jenny：Um, actually… Blair：You can go now. Sorry. Serena：No, that's okay. I got a lot of stuff to do anyway. Blair：Well,we should get going then. Unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left. Serena：No, go ahead.Blair! Think we could meet tonight? Blair：I'd love to but I'm doing something with Nate tonight. Serena：The palace. 8:00? Nate will wait. Gossip Girl：Spotted on the steps of the met: An S And B Power struggle. Blair：I could probably do a half hour. Gossip Girl：Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Serena：Thanks for making the time. Blair：You're my best friend. Gossip Girl：Did B Think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic. ************************* Dan：Uh, you know…you know, dad. There's this thing called Myspace where you can post all this information online. Save some trees. Have a blog. Rufus：Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars,the music business would be in better shape. Dan：Spoken like a true relic. Rufus：Thanks, son. Dan：Hey dad, listen! I gotta Run. Are you gonna be okay? Rufus：Yeah. Yeah. Your mom will be back. She's always been a free spirit. That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. Dan：I meant with the fliers. Rufus：Luckily,staple guns are old school.Go. Dan：All right. Rufus：I'm gonna be fine

**************************** Serena：I talked to the nurse, and I'm kidnapping you. Eric：We're going shopping… Serena：We're going to Bendel's. Just for an hour though, I swear.I had a really bad day. Eric：Really? 'Cause I had a great day. A couple of pills,bunch of Rorschach tests. They had this green jell-o for lunch. Serena：Mmm! Why didn't you save me any? Come on! Let's go! We gotta get you out of here before mom shows up. **************************** Dan：Jenny, what is it? What's wrong? Jenny：Do you like this on me? Dan：Wait.Wait a second. Is that why you needed me? I thought this was an emergency. Jenny：A fashion emergency. I mean come on, I've never been to a big dance before. Dan：Neither have I. Jenny：Yeah. But Mom's gone and Dad's allergic to department stores. Dan：Well, you look good, Jen. You do, really. Jenny：Thanks. I mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Oh, my gosh, it's Serena. Hi, Serena! Serena：Hey! Hey. Jenny, right? Jenny：Yeah. Hi. Serena：This is my… Eric：Stylist and personal shopper. Eric. Hi. Jenny：Uh, hi.Um, this is my brother. Or... Serena：Um, so is…is that your dress for the kiss on the lips party? Jenny：Sort of. Speaking of that, here. I made you one during free period but if anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. Serena：Thanks. Jenny：Dan? Dan? Serena：Jenny? That dress would look even better in black. Jenny：Black. Cool. Thanks.

************************************ Chuck：This is some good stuff. Nate：Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Blair's mom's at the country house. Chuck：Yeah? Well, then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's Viagra or my mom's Paxil? Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend.It's like you're headed to your execution. Nate：No, man. I'm good. Chuck：Talk to Chuck, buddy. You and Blair have been dating forever. All of a sudden there's a problem? Nate：There's no problem. It's just...Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us.That we're just gonna end up like our parents? Chuck：Man, that's a dark thought. Nate：And aren't we entitled to choose, just to be happy? Chuck：Look, easy! Socrates. What we're entitled to is a trust fund. Maybe a house in the hamptons. A prescription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu.So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tap that ass. **************************************** Serena：So how's your mom doing with the divorce and everything? Blair：Great.So my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds. Got an eye lift. It's been good for her. Serena：I'm really sorry. Blair：Yeah, I could tell. Since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. Serena：No, I…I know, I was just…boarding school is like… Blair：I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Do you know how it felt calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say "Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connecticut?" Serena：I just.I…I had to go. I just…I needed to get away from everything. Please just trust me. Blair：How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you? Serena：Let's fix that. I saw you at school with who with kati and is…and I get it. I don't wanna take any of that away from you… Blair：Because it's just yours, to take if you want it. Serena：No, that--that's not what I mean. I...I miss you. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be.You know, walking to school together.Dancing on tables at bungalow. Night swimming at your mom's country house. You were like my sister, You know and with our families.We need each other. Blair：Well. You missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy, it would've been funny. Actually, it kind of was. Serena：Hmm, well, I wish I could've been there. Blair：You are now. I have to meet Nate.Kinda have something special planned. Serena：Well, I don't wanna keep you, but um...I love you B. Blair：I love you too S. Gossip Girl：Spotted at the Palace Hotel: S and B having a heart-to-heart. Hmm, why so thirsty S? You may have won over B for now but we still think you're hiding something. ****************** Dan：Hey. Jenny：Ah.The invisible man returns.You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Dan: Yeah, well, uh, your fashion emergency was solved,so I figured my work was done. Jenny：Come on, Dan.Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it. Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Jenny：You know. She's actually nice.And if she did know you,I think she'd really like you. Dan: I don't know. I think she might be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Jenny：Well, I heard she's living at the Palace Hotel. Dan: Well, my--my point exactly. Jenny：Probably sitting at the bar by herself ,sipping martinis, all alone.You know.It's actually kind of sad. Oh, and, um, dad's at the gallery working late.He,uh,left money for dinner so I was thinking Indian. Dan: You know--you know what? I think I'm...I'm gonna go out. Jenny：Ok.Good 'Cause I already ordered and only got enough for one.

********************* Blair：But... That was it.You guys kissed. Chuck：Best friend and the boyfriend.That's pretty classy S. I think you're more like me than you'd admit. Serena：No. No, that--that was then. I... I'm trying to change. Chuck：I liked you better before. Serena：Chuck, stop it. Stop.No! Chuck, stop it! Blair：I knew it! I always knew there was something! Get out! Serena：Chuck! No! Get off of me! Chuck：oh! **************************** Dan：Oh! I'm so sorry.Are--are you okay? Gossip Girl：And just when B And S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. But dry your eyes. The kiss on the lips party is around the corner.And you know who loves parties? Gossip girl. **************************** Nate's father：Nice try, son. Nate：Maybe next time. Nate's father：You seem upbeat this morning. Did you have fun with Blair last night? Nate：Actually, we got into a pretty big fight. Nate's father：Oh, you want my advice? Apologize even if it was her fault.Flowers, maybe some jewelry if she's really upset. Always works for your mom. Nate：I don't know. I think it might be for the best. Nate's father：Wait a minute.You guys broke up? Nate：Yeah, I guess we did. Nate's father：Blair is a great girl. Nate：I know. I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me. Nate's father：And you guys have been dating since kindergarten. Nate：So I keep hearing. Nate's father：well, you love her, don't you? Nate：Yes, I do. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know? Nate's father：Maybe not right now. Eleanor waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been courting her for months to let me handle the deal. Nate：Then you should get it. Nate's father：I will get it. If you could just help me out a little bit.What? You love her. She loves you.It's just a rough patch. That's all.You don't give up just because things are hard. Not in business, or if your family is depending on you.

**************************** Eleanor: Blair, let me see how it looks. Why are you wearing that one? Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed? Blair：I like this one. Eleanor: This one is not as elegant a choice as that one. Blair：Why do you care so much? Eleanor: Because I love you. Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. I just want you to make the most of it. Blair：I guess I have time to change. Eleanor: And put some product in your hair. The ends are dry. **************************** Chuck：Who's the newbie? Kati：Jenny Humphrey. She's a freshman. Chuck：I love freshmen.They're so… Isabel：Fresh? Chuck：Anything about her on "gossip girl"? Isabel：No. Kati：Hmm, until you're done with her. Chuck：Hi. I'm chuck. Jenny：I know. Um, I mean...Hi! I'm Jenny. Chuck：It's, uh.It's nice to meet you. Jenny：You too. Chuck：Thank you. Gossip Girl：Looks like little J might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Or will C end up with another victim.I told you I love parties. *************************** Serena：It's so I'm a little overdressed,aren't I? Dan：Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance.Hey, come on. I want you to meet one of the guys in the band. Serena：Oh, so you're a groupie? Dan：Well, not quite.Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. Dad, this is Serena. Rufus：Serena van der Woodsen. Oh, I don't know how I know that. Nice to meet you. Serena：Nice to meet you, too. Rufus：You guys are a little early.It's gonna be a while before we take the stage. Dan：Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted for travel time. Man: Hey. Rufus：I should go tune that.Excuse me. Enjoy the show.Son, talk to you later. Dan：Dad, see you. Serena：So you took me to meet your dad on a first date? Dan：So this…this is a date? Oh. Maybe I should've worn my loafers then dressed down a little bit.

*************************** Chuck：Let's go and talk somewhere quieter. Jenny：Okay. Well, this is definitely quieter. But do you actually know where we're going or… Chuck：Here looks pretty good. Jenny：So... you said you wanted to talk.What'd you want to talk about? Chuck：How into you I am. Okay, I'm…I'm sorry. Uh...If you don't want to do anything,that's cool. Let's start over. Jenny：Yeah? Do you want to start over back at the party? Chuck：Have a glass of champagne.Please? Jenny：Maybe one. *************************** Serena：Thanks. What? Dan：Sorry. No, nothing, nothing. I just…My sister was right. You're nice. Serena：But you asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Dan：No, I just thought you were hot and technically, you asked me out. Serena：Oh, okay. Okay,I see.So sensitive,tortured soul boy. Is actually kinda superficial, huh? Dan：Yeah, just a little bit. Serena：Good to know. Dan：Sorry. Serena：What, better offer? Dan：No, it's my sister. She's at that kiss on the lips party, you know? She's having some problems with this guy Chuck.I'm sorry. I have to go. Serena：I'll go with you. Dan：No, really, that's okay. Serena：No, no, listen.If it's Chuck, it's not okay.

*************************** Dan：Look, I'm gonna do a lap. Okay? Look for her. Serena：Okay, yeah. Girls：Serena? It's Serena! Oh my god! What?! She's really here? Is that really her? Everyone said she wasn't invited. I think she's wasted. Do you think Blair knows? What's she wearing? What's with that dress? She's so brave. You know Serena.She'd never miss a party. Kati & Isabel：Serena's here?! Blair：What is she doing here? She wasn't invited. Nate：Blair, come on. Are you really gonna kick her out? Blair：Did you invite her? Nate：What? No! God, I told you. Blair：Do not talk to her. Nate：I was going for a walk. *************************** Jenny：No! Chuck：Quiet. Jenny：Stop! *************************** Serena：Hey, no luck? Dan：No, I haven't seen her anywhere. Serena：Come on. Let's try upstairs. Dan：All right. There isn't gonna be anybody up here. This is pointless. Serena：Dan. Dan：What? Serena：That's Chuck's scarf. Dan：Oh, god. *************************** Jenny：Get off! Stop! Dan：Hey! Jenny! Serena：Chuck, get off of her! Dan：Are you okay? You son of a... Chuck：What the hell is your problem?! It's a party. Things happen. Who are you anyway? Dan：How many times do I have to tell you? I'm in your class. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister! Serena：Come on, Dan .Let's go. Come on.Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! Chuck：Hey, your life is over, slut! Don't forget, I know everything! *************************** Dan：You sure you're okay? Jenny：Yeah, I will be. Just take me home, okay? Dan：So... Think I got a shot at a second date? Serena：Well, I don't think you could top this one. Dan：I did punch someone. Serena：True.We'll talk about it in the cab. Blair：She better not show her face again. Chuck：I'm actually hoping he will. Gossip Girl：Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from B's party.Too bad for her,there's school on monday.So until next time. You know you love me.Gossip girl.

Gossip Girl：Good morning, upper east siders,Gossip girl here.Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.Top story on my home page: Serena van der Woodsen,everybody's favorite "it" girl,has just returned from a mysterious absence.

********************************* Gossip Girl：I bet you're wondering what gossip girl is doing up so early.Truth is, I never went to bed.Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? Gia Farrell: I did cause a commotion/I can't help but make a scene/ooh/I ain't looking Gossip Girl：Is there really anything better than a lazy sunday?Reading the paper in bed. Sipping coffee.Scrambling an egg or two.Yeah, right.We upper east siders don't do lazy.Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne,a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends...and enemies. Gia Farrell: Say hey/Is it gonna be tonight?/Come hit me up/Come hit me up * Gossip Girl：Chuck's dad, Bart Bass is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation. Everyone is invited.Well, not everyone. Gia Farrell: Held me right ******************** Dan：Oh. Hey, you're up. Jenny：And you're checking up on me.I'm okay. Really I'm okay.You know, I was okay when you asked me at the party and in the cab when we got home,before and after I brushed my teeth.Look, I just feel really stupid.I mean, how could I have actually thought that Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me? Dan：Because you trust people,which is normally a good thing. Jenny：Yeah, except when it involves Chuck. Dan：Yeah, pretty much. Jenny：So the real question is how are you? Dan：Me? Why wouldn't I be okay? Jenny：You know, at the end of the night, with Serena and the--the--the...(awkward wave) Dan：Was it really that bad? (flashback) Serena：This is me. So... Good night. Dan：Yeah.Yeah. good night. Jenny： Go! Walk her to the door. Go! Dan：Okay.Oh! Oh, god.That hurt a lot. Jenny：Whoa, whoa, stop, stop. Dan：Oh, I think I have brain damage. Jenny：You know what, dan? You wouldn't even know if you had brain damage. Dan：No, let's go, please. Jenny：No! Dan：H-hi. **************** Eric：So he waved? I wouldn't take it from a waver. Serena：Maybe he was just trying to be funny. Eric：Maybe he's shy. Serena：Or he hated me. Eric：No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.

********************** Dan：She probably thinks I hate her now. I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl.You know, Serena van der Woodsen and I decide to close the evening with a wave. Jenny：It was a nice wave. Dan：At the end of a date? Come on, there's no such thing. And you only get one shot with a girl like Serena.I got mine, and I blew it. Jenny：Which means you have nothing to lose. Dan：No, nothing except my last shred of dignity. Jenny：Oh, no. I think that's gone. Dan：You're right.You know what? I'm just… I'm gonna go talk to her. I'm gonna apologize for the wave. I'm gonna tell her how much I like her and I'm gonna ask for a second shot.No, I'm gonna get a second shot. Jenny：Yeah, you are. Dan: Yeah. Jenny：Wait, wait, wait. I love the plan.But you need a better outfit.And maybe a shower. ************** Serena：Whatever. It's probably for the best.The last thing I need in my life is a new guy.He was just so smart though and funny. Eric：It sounds like you like him. Serena：And really nice.God! Blair was so mean to me last night. I don't even know why. Whatever, I'm sure if we talk about it,we can work it out.Hey, maybe I should go over there. ********************* Blair: Serena had better just stay away.Thank you, Dorota. Kati：Yeah, thanks.We love sleeping at Blair's. Blair: I don't want to see Serena at school and she better not show at brunch today. Kati：You're really mad at Serena. Isabel：Yeah, I hope you never get that mad at us. Blair: Well, you would never do what Serena did? Kati：No, never. Blair: Of course not. Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch.It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend Whom I love and who loves me. (cell phone beeps) Nate：Mm.Hello? Blair: Hi, sweetie. Did I wake you? Nate：No, I'm up. Blair: Well. Get some strong coffee and jump in the shower,sleepyhead. Chuck's dad's brunch for his foundation is today at the Palace. Nate：Oh, right. Of course. Chuck：Nathaniel, keep it down.Some of us are trying to regain our strength. Nate：Your dad's brunch is today. Chuck：Alarm's set for 9:00. Nate：It's 10:00. Chuck：Ladies, double-time.Hmm? Oh, unless... Nathaniel. Nate：I'm good.Actually, could you two bring some coffee Chuck：when you get a chance? Nate：And some water... Lots of water. Woman：You want ice with that? Looks like you could use some. Chuck：That's enough, ladies. And I'll be sure to tell my father just how committed you are to the hospitality industry. Nate：That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister. Chuck：And if i knew his name,I'd hunt him down and kill him Nate：Why? 'cause you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf? Chuck：Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature. Nate：I'm just saying.Death by scarf…Not that intimidating. Chuck：He sucker punched me.I told you.Besides, better a broken nose than a broken heart. Nate：What? I didn't even talk to Serena last night. Chuck：Who said anything about serena?

******************** Blair：Dorota, I told you I didn't want to see anyone. Hi Jenny. Jenny：Hi. Blair：What do you want? Jenny：Uh...I realized that I still have your calligraphy pens from the party invitations and thought you might need them for something. Blair：That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You wanna know what Chuck Bass is saying about you. Jenny：No. Is he... saying things? Is anyone? Blair：Mm... No. Not yet anyway. Chuck likes to brag about his conquests, not his victims. Come on. You can help me get ready for brunch. Jenny：Okay. Sure. Nice flowers. Blair：They're hydrangeas. ******************** Lily：Just coffee. I'm not staying long. I'd like to get out of here before someone throws me down and tattoos me. Rufus：This is Brooklyn lily. Not the warped tour. And don't tell me you had all your tattoos removed. I mean, even that one.That little heart-shaped one between your… Lily：Don't try to be cute, okay? Those days are well behind you. Rufus：And here I thought I was getting better-looking every day. So what's the big emergency? Lily：Dan went out with Serena last night. Rufus：And us Humphreys sure are proud of him. Lily：Well currently he's sitting in the lobby of the hotel where we're living. Woman: Hi. Can i help you? Rufus：Two Americanos. One with an extra shot? Lily：Mm-hmm. Rufus：You don't actually think I'm gonna tell my kid who he can and can't date.I mean, is that really the reason you came down here? Lily：Oh, well, I know what you're implying. Rufus：Admit it. You're falling for me again. Lily：You're right, you're right.It's the low-income tax bracket. The bad V-neck T-shirts. The awful jokes. I don't know why your wife left you. Rufus：Well, she's got better taste than you. Woman: Here you are. Lily：Thanks. Rufus：I mean, come on. Why else have I seen you more in the last 2 days than in the last 15 years? Lily：An unfortunate twist of fate. Rufus：But fate nonetheless.Unless you, uh…Are you seeing someone? Lily：No, not really. Rufus：Uh-huh, not serious.Or he's married. That is your type. Lily：That's enough, Rufus. Rufus：What's his name? I've read about him in "Forbes" or "Rolling Stone"? Well, whoever he is, I'm sure he can't keep up with you. Lily：Well, I'm gonna take that as a compliment but I'm serious.I'm worried about Serena. I don't need some new boy influencing her,distracting her from her needs. Rufus：Well, no offense Lily. But I'm guessing a kid like Dan is exactly what Serena needs. ******************** Dan：So, uh...What do you need to talk to Serena about? Nate：Nothing. Just in the neighborhood. You? Dan：I...am nowhere near the neighborhood but I'm working on a better excuse. Nate：You guys, like... Dan：Oh, uh... I... I don't know. Nate：Yeah, well. That's serena.With her you'll never know. Chuck：Nathaniel. There you are. What are you doing? Nate：Nothing, waiting for you. Chuck：Him? Hey, what are you doing here? Dan：Why, what is this your hotel? Nate: Actually it is. Chuck：Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here,I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash. Dan：Trash? Look man, I live in Brooklyn, all right? Not the Ozarks.No offense to the Ozarks. But don't you think we're taking this class warfare thing a little too far? Chuck：I haven't even started, man. Okay, man, let's just go. Don't tell me you're sticking up for Serena's new bitch. If anyone's got a reason to kick his ass, it's you. Nate: He's not worth it. Not here. Chuck：This isn't over. Dan：Hey anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely. Nate: Come on, chill out.

******************** Jenny：Wow. Blair, it's...it's beautiful. I mean, you look beautiful. Blair：It's average. The color is last season. And besides Stella McCartney has A much better version at Bergdorf's. Jenny：Right. I... I've been meaning to go by Bergdorf's. Wow! These dolls are great. Oh my god. You have a cabbage patch.My brother used to have one of these. His name was Cedric. Blair：Your brother's name is Cedric? Jenny：Uh, no. That was his cabbage patch kid. My brother's name is Dan.Actually, you might know him. He，um, he went out with Serena last night. Blair：That's your brother? So does that mean you're friends with Serena now? Jenny：I mean, I don't have a problem with her but if someone did have a problem with her, I wouldn't have a problem with that either. Blair：You know...If you like that dress,you can have it. Jenny：What? No, no. Blair：I'm sure you'll find some way to repay me. Jenny：Oh, Blair, thank you. I mean for the dress and for the other thing about Chuck. Blair：If you want to be part of this world Jenny. People will talk...Eventually. And you need to decide if all this is worth it. ******************** Serena：Dan. Hey. Dan：I was in the neighborhood. Give or take 70 blocks. I just wanted to tell you in person that the end of last night may have not been my finest hour. There was a wave. Serena：I saw that. Dan：Yeah yeah and since then,I've just been wondering, uh... Are you hungry? Serena：Yes. Actually, I've had the worst morning Dan：Well. You wanna talk? And eat? Not necessarily in that order. Serena：Yes, I would love to do both but food first because I'm starving. Lily：Great. Just in time for brunch. Serena：Mom. Dan：Ms. Van der woodsen. Lily：Dan... Still here. Serena：Look mom, I really don't think it's a good idea for me to go to that brunch. Lily：You promised. Serena：Yeah, but that was before I knew Dan was hungry too.I can't let the boy starve. Dan：It would be inhumane. Lily：He's not invited. Serena：Yeah, that's why I'm going with him. Dan：Because I can't go with her. Serena：And we have plans to go to brunch together today Dan：We had those plans. Lily：Serena, you're home.Living under my roof, my rules. What is it gonna take to get you dressed and through that door? ******************** Serena：Uh, you know what? May-Maybe this was a bad idea. Blair：You've got to be kidding. Dan：Yeah, this was--this was definitely a bad idea. Chuck：This should be fun. Gossip Girl：Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite for destruction, that is. ******************** Jenny：Hey, dad. How's the new song going? Rufus：Oh, I think I need more coffee. Jenny：Whatever works. Rufus：Where'd you get the dress? Jenny：Oh, it was a thank-you gift. From Blair.For doing the party invitations. Rufus：Oh, and it looks like a very expensive thank-you gift. Jenny：Dad, she has a closet the size of this apartment.Just full of them. See, her mom designed it. Rufus：And her mom is very talented but the dress you made for yourself is much nicer. Jenny：Which is why you don't wear dress? Rufus：One of a couple of reasons. Jenny：Hey, you think the farmers market's still open? Rufus：Yeah. Why, you wanna go? Jenny：Yeah. Rufus：I thought you were getting too old to go places with your Dad. Jenny：Well, you used to be cool.And the '90s are having a comeback. Rufus：You have no idea how much that hurts. ******************** Dan：Well, I can't say much for his child-rearing skills. But Bart Bass knows brunch. Serena：I-I need to use the ladies room. Uh, you think you'll be okay by yourself for a while? Dan：Yeah. Come on. Me and some beluga caviar? Can't get enough of the stuff. Serena：Okay. Dan：Hey, how's it going? No you're okay. Yeah, just go ahead and do your thing.

******************** Bart：Charles. Would you excuse me? Chuck：Father. Bart：The invitation said "black tie". Not "black eye." Are you okay? I mean, if you're in some kind of trouble... Chuck：Only of my own making. Bart：Why do you think I do all this, huh? This party is for you. Okay? So you can meet people.You know. Become a part of something. Make some kind of change. Chuck：Really? I thought it was another excuse for an open bar and, uh, rehiring of the nearly nude statues. Bart：Do me a favor, will you? Lose the scotch. It's barely noon. ******************** Nate: Serena, I really need to talk to you. Serena：Actually I need to talk to you, which means you can listen. Nate, you told Blair. What were you thinking? Nate: Look, I want to explain. Woman：Excuse me. Nate: Sorry. We can't talk here. Serena：What? Where Blair might see us? Nate: Meet me in Chuck's suite. Serena：I'm not sneaking around with you. Nate: Please. Just to talk. Serena：Ten minutes. Nate: I'll meet you up there.

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