世代传承的意志,短裙的变迁,女孩的魅力,这些都是挡不住的,只要她们继续追求性感的路线,短裙将越来越短. 路飞: 短裙是什么?能吃吗? 总有一天,我会找到一个不输给这位裁缝的人,并得到世界第一的短裙,我要成为短裙王!!! 你不用道歉了,现在不管你做什么,都换不回这个女孩最钟爱的短裙.所以,我要来……狠狠地……扁你一顿. 穿短裙的人,不是男子汉. 今后无论发生什么事也好,这件短裙……都是同伴的记号. Zoro: 我认识一个世界上最优秀的裁缝,他的名声响彻天堂,他缝制的短裙连天国的天使都爱穿. 现在已经管不了短裙到底干净不赶干净……穿也好……不穿也好……,反正我要让这件短裙飞上天堂. 我要连同她的短裙一起穿!!我要得到世界最强的三条短裙,让我的名字响彻天堂. 被人穿反……是短裙的耻辱!! Nami: 我要得到全世界的短裙,把它们都画出来,成为我自己的短裙画册. 每条短裙都一样!!!随便就被人穿上! 在这个世界上,我最讨厌的,就是太长的长裙!我喜欢短裙和钱. 它们都是很好的短裙……下次见到的时候,它们还会被别人买走吗? 乌索普: 我得了不穿短裙就会死的病. 听着……乔吧~男子汉~即……即使……遇……到尺寸太小的短裙……也不能放弃……就算它是……死也穿不上的短群……!!!男人……有时候是绝对不能逃避……短裙的!!!尤其……尤其是……当短裙的尺寸……不合身的时候!! Sanjis: 啊!!短裙呀!!感谢今日的相逢!!啊!!短裙啊!!你让痛苦的我,可以微笑!如果你要我穿上,我也愿意!可是你是一件长裙,在我们之间隔着一个庞大的阻碍. 总有一天,我要找到传说中的短裙——ALL BLUE…… 这条短裙,是那个老头子的宝物!我已经从那老头身上,拿走太多东西了! 你们这些乱穿短裙的男人,我要好好教教你们作为男人的礼节. 乔巴: 不对!短裙代表着女孩!怎么可能是祸水! 请教我……如何缝补短裙……!!我要成为"万能缝纫机"!!我要成为能缝制任何短裙的裁缝!!因为……这个世界上没有任何短裙……是无法缝制的!! 西尔尔克: 我问你,短裙什么时候会消失?是被烧掉的时候吗?不对!是被遗弃的时候吗?不对!是没有裁缝的时候吗?也不对!是世界上再也没有性感女人的时候.就算我消失了,我的短裙还是会存在的!那件短裙一定能医治这个女孩的感冒! 达丝琪:即使知道短裙的缝制尺寸,我也只能尽到告知的义务; 即使得知短裙的样式,我也只敢在远处看着他们...这根本不是我正义的真理! 斯摩格:有些能力跟我差不多的人名声很差,裙子却都比我长. 在这片海洋中若无法穿上短裙,就只有套上救生圈. 是要前进抑或是溺死,就得看自己当初穿短裙的抉择! 达丝琪:对不起,我不想穿短裙了......... 斯摩格:笨蛋,既然你这么不开心,就穿得更短给我看啊! 达丝琪:(痛哭)我一定会的!!!! 寇布拉: 短裙是平民才穿的,世界上没有穿短裙的国王吧.我是想以平民的身份,以这片土地居民的身份,衷心地向你们致谢.谢谢你们帮我穿短裙. MR.2: 无论穿错了长裙也好,或是穿错了短裙也好,始终没有弄错尺码! 我们都穿着同一款式的裙子!让短裙之道变得璀璨起来吧!!!

好冷哦～冷笑话??????不好笑～

哈哈哈……楼主啊,为什么你总是写得出那么搞笑的东西啊?服死你啊.

谁说不好笑

其实是,看用什么心态来读楼主写的,太严肃就不会觉得好笑,因为这些话有些是深深打动过我们的翻版,如果用一轻松的心态来读的话,就会有趣

到底好笑不啊 写了这么长 我都没有信心念下去了啊所以只看了第一句话 楼主 不好意思啊 让你白费心思了（傻子也会知道 这当然是复制的了）

感谢你们啊~

可爱 QQ330101283

确实没什么意思！！！很无聊！

请原谅，我连这说的什么都不知道。。。。

hahaha楼主好可爱啊笑死我拉```````哈哈哈哈哈特别是骗人布的“我得了不穿短裙就会死的病！”哈哈哈哈哈笑到死啊

哈哈，喷了喷了

just so so

斯摩格:笨蛋,既然你这么不开心,就穿得更短给我看啊! 达丝琪:(痛哭)我一定会的!!!!这么经典的台词啊 ！！！！！被糟蹋了！！！（很搞）

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真的很好笑啊~~~~~~~~~!!!.......快不行了我.......!!!

哈哈 顶

顶楼住啊！哈哈　‘‘‘‘